The Cozy Corner

[Qky75]

Cancer, but with Pisces moon & rising

Yeah!!!! Moon cancer.......wait I'm getting this wrong aren't I

 

[PotNoodle79]

Aries.

Lot of old nonsense (no offence, believers).

 

[LatinaCarmen1980]

Jenny Juggs

Leave my sister out of it.... Actually she is a stripper.

 

[metrifonate]

*Jotting down notes* this is good stuff keep it coming


So uhhh anyway what's everyone's sign?

A pub sign.

 

[Dayhoosier]

A pub sign.

This response wins

 

[cheekygirl75]

Aries.

Lot of old nonsense (no offence, believers).

It is, but it's fun! And that means your birthday is soon... or just happened?

 

[KatieKulka32]

Aries.

Lot of old nonsense (no offence, believers).

I take offense to spelling offense with a C

 

[PotNoodle79]

It is, but it's fun! And that means your birthday is soon... or just happened?

No comment.

 

[PotNoodle79]

I take offense to spelling offense with a C

Ohhh lets not go there!

 

[LatinaCarmen1980]

I take offense to spelling offense with a C

If you take offense with that, you should see how I spell things .. thank you autocorrect!

 

[Apisto42]

Lol I have a snarky relationship with one of the social workers who frequently sends me paperwork to fill out. I use Gemini to respond to her emails in highly sarcastic archaeic English prose.








RE: A Gift
To Mistress Katherine, Most Valiant Sister in Arms,
My dearest Katherine,
Thy letter arriv’d as a beam of sunlight breaketh through tempestuous clouds, and I scarce had finished reading thy first line ere I let out a cry of joy, for the rare documents enclosed therein were of such exceeding rarity and moment, I near thought myself dreaming!
Heaven preserve thee for thy bravery — and not only for securing such precious writs, but in dispatching them to me through dangers most unnatural. That thou shouldst meet with a dragon, no less — fie upon such foul and ancient wyrm! I tremble to think what perils thou didst endure. My heart is sore for thy trial, yet swelleth with pride at thy fortitude. Truly, thou art cut of no common cloth.
The documents, now safely in my keeping, shall be guarded as one doth guard sacred relics. I shall study them with utmost care, and should they bear fruit, the honour shall be thine first and last.
Write to me again, dear Katherine, when thou art recovered, and tell me all — the shape of the beast, the scent of the air in that cursed place, and whether it spoke in the tongue of men, or some darker speech.
May thy nights be dragonless, and thy hearth warm

Your obedient servant

That’s awesome. Love it.

Reminds me of part of the plot of “We Solve Murders” by Richard Oman. It’s a riot.

 

[Qky75]

It is, but it's fun! And that means your birthday is soon... or just happened?

Leave my sister out of it.... Actually she is a stripper.

Can I say it's my birthday again ?!?!?

 

[KatieKulka32]

Leave my sister out of it.... Actually she is a stripper.

She could probably teach me some dance moves

 

[LatinaCarmen1980]

She could probably teach me some dance moves

Excuse me... Who do you think taught her?

 

[cheekygirl75]

Ohhh lets not go there!

Just say it's the British spelling!

 

[Dayhoosier]

Excuse me... Who do you think taught her?

Now it's a party

 

[Qky75]

Well screw the game I was playing....where's my popcorn

 

[KatieKulka32]

Excuse me... Who do you think taught her?

I should have known!

 

[PotNoodle79]

Just say it's the British spelling!

Well, it is and with me being British etc...

 

[LatinaCarmen1980]

I should have known!

I wasn't always this mild mannered woman.... We all have a story.

 

[Dayhoosier]

I wasn't always this mild mannered woman.... We all have a story.

You? Not mild mannered? Whahhhhhhhhht?? *Clutches chest*

 

[Qky75]

I wasn't always this mild mannered woman.... We all have a story.

....popcorn is ready....jerkins ermm I mean jergans and Kleenex at the ready... Annnnnd un pause

 

[cheekygirl75]

Well, it is and with me being British etc...

Huh, I was kidding, but just looked it up and it is the British spelling! But you spell the adjective & adverb forms (offensive & offensively) with an 's'. You people are weird

 

[Dayhoosier]

....popcorn is ready....jerkins ermm I mean jergans and Kleenex at the ready... Annnnnd un pause

Can you at least sit on the other end of the couch?

 

[MidwestPrincess23]

Oh lord help me
What have I walked into??