The Cozy Corner

[Firefly_Dancer]

I love that you know I almost exclusively shop on Amazon too

Doesn't everyone? I hate actually having to go places to shop.

 

[Magesthicc]

He outsourced the surveillance to @Magesthicc so he could stick to the important things, dry rub and seductive eye contact.

I am still in training.
Pymt is , coffee is old and cigarettes are made of dried grass

 

[cocokittysurprise]

Happy humpday, coziers!

 

[LordofDargaardkeep]

clutching my pearls

Well as @Qky75 was saying , sometimes my reading and comprehension abilities are a little questionable... but.. Is this a euphemism for pinching your nipples?
(please God let her say yes)

 

[Qky75]

Whelp when they come...they come in pairs ..

 

[MidwestPrincess23]

Well as @Qky75 was saying , sometimes my reading and comprehension abilities are a little questionable... but.. Is this a euphemism for pinching your nipples?
(please God let her say yes)

Well, I can’t confirm or deny… but I do enjoy that you immediately took it there.

And now I feel a great responsibility not to let you down

 

[Magesthicc]

Well, I can’t confirm or deny… but I do enjoy that you immediately took it there.

And now I feel a great responsibility not to let you down

 

[LordofDargaardkeep]

seductive eye contact.

Dude... put your monocle back on your lazy eye.. its not seductive, its harvest season and I got dry eyes from all the pollen

 

[SirCorneliusWankumbush]

Happy humpday, coziers!

 

[SirCorneliusWankumbush]

Dude... put your monocle back on your lazy eye.. its not seductive, its harvest season and I got dry eyes from all the pollen

Uh huh.... you were watching Brokeback Mountain on your phone again and crying..... just admit it.

 

[LordofDargaardkeep]

Uh huh.... you were watching Brokeback Mountain on your phone again and crying..... just admit it.

I always tear up when I get to you and @Qky75 love scene.. you two touch my heart... not the same way you touch each others butts.. but still.. its cute

 

[cocokittysurprise]

The humpiest of humps!

 

[SirCorneliusWankumbush]

I always tear up from both ends when I fantasize about @Qky75 and I love scene.. and makes me want to jerk one while grilling.

FIFY.

 

[LordofDargaardkeep]

FIFY.

I think the sun reflecting off your monocle is frying your brain

 

[Xerxes82]

I think the sun reflecting off your monocle is frying your brain

Are you implying that his monocle doubles as a solar powered death ray?

'Cause, honestly, that would be pretty sweet.

 

[SirCorneliusWankumbush]

I think the sun reflecting off your monocle is frying your brain

It would fry my eye first, sheesh read a book every once in awhile!

 

[SirCorneliusWankumbush]

Are you implying that his monocle doubles as a solar powered death ray?

'Cause, honestly, that would be pretty sweet.

I like the idea of a solar powered death ray, but then also the x ray comes in handy as well.... fuck it, it can do both.

 

[KatieKulka32]

I like the idea of a solar powered death ray, but then also the x ray comes in handy as well.... fuck it, it can do both.

You operating either of these would mostly be dangerous to yourself

 

[SirCorneliusWankumbush]

You operating either of these would mostly be dangerous to yourself

Yea yea yea.... you just want to scare me so I pass it to you, use it and try out both functions.

 

[cocokittysurprise]

You all are incorrigible LOL

 

[SirCorneliusWankumbush]

You all are incorrigible LOL

And you love it all and it keeps you cuming back.

 

[Xerxes82]

You all are incorrigible LOL

That's why you love em though.

 

[KatieKulka32]

Yea yea yea.... you just want to scare me so I pass it to you, use it and try out both functions.

There are easier ways to scare you. Like applying spell check to the memes you post.

 

[SirCorneliusWankumbush]

There are easier ways to scare you. Like applying spell check to the memes you post.

Pfft I didn't write them so why would I care!?

Just you and @cheekygirl75 care!

 

[LordofDargaardkeep]

Like applying dry rub to your hammock without @Qky75 assistance.

FiFY