The Cozy Corner

[Qky75]

Crickets I see... I'll show myself out.

Shuts door behind him quietly, leaving behind a bag of beans.

Chirp bloody chirpety flocking chirp

 

[Dayhoosier]

Crickets I see... I'll show myself out.

Shuts door behind him quietly, leaving behind a bag of beans.

Crickets is what the upstairs room where my daughters lizards and frogs are sounds like. It's actually kind of nice

 

[MidwestPrincess23]

Crickets is what the upstairs room where my daughters lizards and frogs are sounds like. It's actually kind of nice

that sounds it would be extremely relaxing to listen to

 

[Qky75]

Crickets is what the upstairs room where my daughters lizards and frogs are sounds like. It's actually kind of nice

If only you understood them:

"Omg Bill, this is not how I imagined it ending!!!"

"I know Trudy I know ...hey it doesn't seem so bad in here....there's like leaves to eat...vgjnugrmp....."

"Bill! How many times have I told you not to talk to me with your mouth full....... Bill?.....Bill?!?!?!?"

 

[MidwestPrincess23]

Chirp bloody chirpety flocking chirp

blink twice if you need help

 

[Dayhoosier]

If only you understood them:

"Omg Bill, this is not how I imagined it ending!!!"

"I know Trudy I know ...hey it doesn't seem so bad in here....there's like leaves to eat...vgjnugrmp....."

"Bill! How many times have I told you not to talk to me with your mouth full....... Bill?.....Bill?!?!?!?"

It's not ever lost on me that they sit in their little egg carton cardboard perches until they're tossed into a frog enclosure

 

[Qky75]

blink twice if you need help

Come now, we both know me....there's no room for the pretense

 

[Nylonian]

It's not ever lost on me that they sit in their little egg carton cardboard perches until they're tossed into a frog enclosure

Being the freaking weirdo that I am. I started visualising the crickets as an anthropomorphic mariachi band and the frogs as cartel bosses complete with cigars just waiting for their next meal.

 

[Dayhoosier]

Being the freaking weirdo that I am. I started visualising the crickets as an anthropomorphic mariachi band and the frogs as cartel bosses complete with cigars just waiting for their next meal.

That's hilarious

But these frogs are sooooooo much easier than that. Picture them more like....jaba the hut lying around eating sleeping and occasionally making noises

Cartel bosses seem way too....motivated? Lol

 

[AngelicaS1780]

That's hilarious

But these frogs are sooooooo much easier than that. Picture them more like....jaba the hut lying around eating sleeping and occasionally making noises

Cartel bosses seem way too....motivated? Lol

Motivated and heavily armed.

 

[Dayhoosier]

Motivated and heavily armed.

See yea.....that's not these tree frogs at all

 

[Dayhoosier]

I actually said to my daughter the other day: how's that fat frog in the corner so fat? He stays there all the time....I've never seen him hunt or eat and only move a little when we spray him with water

She's like: I wonder the same thing

 

[Qky75]

See yea.....that's not these tree frogs at all

Omg I didn't catch on they were tree frogs....so more like highly painted sleek little fuckers like at a Venezuelan transvestite club...


No that's poison dart frogs

 

[Nylonian]

Motivated and heavily armed.

Gets out a sketch marker and starts illustrating in rubber hose cartoon style a la Steamboat Willie an image of a cranky cane toad holding a Tommy Gun...

Like this. It's a thing, I promise...

 

[LatinaCarmen1980]

Being the freaking weirdo that I am. I started visualising the crickets as an anthropomorphic mariachi band and the frogs as cartel bosses complete with cigars just waiting for their next meal.

That is an image for a partially awake mind to conjure. Thanks. I needed that.

 

[Dayhoosier]

That is an image for a partially awake mind to conjure. Thanks. I needed that.

That sentence might be the best actual description of every conversation on this thread

 

[LatinaCarmen1980]

That sentence might be the best actual description of every conversation on this thread

And thats why I love it here

 

[Dayhoosier]

And thats why I love it here

One hundred percent!

 

[Qky75]

Sleep tight cozy

 

[LatinaCarmen1980]

Sleep tight cozy

Buenas noches!

 

[LatinaCarmen1980]

Is it just me in here?!

 

[Dayhoosier]

Is it just me in here?!

I'm here

 

[LatinaCarmen1980]

The nap was way too long. Lol

 

[Dayhoosier]

The nap was way too long. Lol

Take your sleep where you can get it....we insomniacs are beggars so we don't get to be choosers

 

[LatinaCarmen1980]

Quick shower and I'll brb