The Cozy Corner

[wwot40]

The t-shirt is soooo spot on... I love it
Having a look now!

You love me and support me, chica but no. He had no fucking clue.

So it was a self inflicted wound by husband

 

[KatieKulka32]

You love me and support me, chica but no. He had no fucking clue.

Now he's along with the high and lows of the roller coaster as you see fit

 

[LatinaCarmen1980]

Now he's along with the high and lows of the roller coaster as you see fit

Pretty much. I told him I'd give him a divorce if he found someone better. But then told him if he attempted to look for someone better, is cut his nuts off with a dull, rusty knife and shove it down the slit I cut in his throat. And guess what? He's been absolutely faithful!

 

[Qky75]

Now he's along with the high and lows of the roller coaster as you see fit

A moment of silence for our dear brother....the poor bastard....

 

[wwot40]

Pretty much. I told him I'd give him a divorce if he found someone better. But then told him if he attempted to look for someone better, is cut his nuts off with a dull, rusty knife and shove it down the slit I cut in his throat. And guess what? He's been absolutely faithful!

Who wouldn't be!!

 

[LatinaCarmen1980]

Who wouldn't be!!

I think it's funny you all probably think I'm joking

 

[PotNoodle79]

Pretty much. I told him I'd give him a divorce if he found someone better. But then told him if he attempted to look for someone better, is cut his nuts off with a dull, rusty knife and shove it down the slit I cut in his throat. And guess what? He's been absolutely faithful!

I wonder why

 

[LaisDeMarieDeFrance]

Um… the non-drinker as the bartender? I’m suspicious. The “Hehehe”s don’t help

You know me too well! Hush!

Do you give good advice and have a ample supply of dad jokes?

Yes to advice. No to Dad jokes. Mine are actually funny. Wait, I'm to spazzy to remember any jokes.

 

[wwot40]

I think it's funny you all probably think I'm joking

Actually, I thought you were quite serious!

 

[Qky75]

I think it's funny you all probably think I'm joking

Hawaiian women firmly believe in to death do us part over divorce thankfully the alley cat has 9 lives.

 

[KatieKulka32]

Pretty much. I told him I'd give him a divorce if he found someone better. But then told him if he attempted to look for someone better, is cut his nuts off with a dull, rusty knife and shove it down the slit I cut in his throat. And guess what? He's been absolutely faithful!

Fear is an excellent motivator to get what I want from men. Lesson learned.

 

[Jaws82]

Pretty much. I told him I'd give him a divorce if he found someone better. But then told him if he attempted to look for someone better, is cut his nuts off with a dull, rusty knife and shove it down the slit I cut in his throat. And guess what? He's been absolutely faithful!

hell of a prenup

 

[ScarletDaisy]

Actually, I thought you were quite serious!

Me too.

 

[LaisDeMarieDeFrance]

Pretty much. I told him I'd give him a divorce if he found someone better. But then told him if he attempted to look for someone better, is cut his nuts off with a dull, rusty knife and shove it down the slit I cut in his throat. And guess what? He's been absolutely faithful!

My husband knew who Lorena Bobbitt was from my threats before he got his green card.

 

[Shenanigans90]

I think it's funny you all probably think I'm joking

Guys totally ignore red flags whether real or joking.

 

[PotNoodle79]

Fear is an excellent motivator to get what I want from men. Lesson learned.

See, I am a very very simple creature.

Just threaten to smash my Lego, scratch my records, draw in my books. I'll be compliant.

 

[wwot40]

Me too.

We are obviously keen judges of people!

 

[wwot40]

Guys totally ignore red flags whether real or joking.

We can be a tad dense in a sweet way...

 

[Qky75]

We can be a tad dense in a sweet way...

Thats like saying I think the pope went to catechism

 

[ScarletDaisy]

See, I am a very very simple creature.

Just threaten to smash my Lego, scratch my records, draw in my books. I'll be compliant.

Those are horrible threats.

 

[LaisDeMarieDeFrance]

See, I am a very very simple creature.

Just threaten to smash my Lego, scratch my records, draw in my books. I'll be compliant.

Your lucky wife.

 

[PotNoodle79]

Those are horrible threats.

The worst!!!!

 

[KatieKulka32]

Guys totally ignore red flags whether real or joking.

Something to do with the blood not being in their brain at that moment

See, I am a very very simple creature.

Just threaten to smash my Lego, scratch my records, draw in my books. I'll be compliant.

Smash Legos? Those things are robust
I do have crayons and markers though

 

[Shymidwestgirl]

Anyone around these parts use a traditional fountain ink pen? I’ve always used cartridges, but have a converter for my favorite line of fountain pens. I’m ready to pull the trigger and get bottled ink. Any suggestions on brands you think are better?

 

[wwot40]

Something to do with the blood not being in their brain at that moment

Sure, bring physics into it!

Smash Legos? Those things are robust
I do have crayons and markers though