The Cozy Corner

[Qky75]

Sooo....that was a first. I've never been on the phone with an emotional and high on meth patient (details not important) WHILE HER CAT WAS IN FULL LABOR. Try speaking rationally to someone high on meth....add a screaming cat to the call....is it bourbon:30 yet?!?

 

[MidwestPrincess23]

Sooo....that was a first. I've never been on the phone with an emotional and high on meth patient (details not important) WHILE HER CAT WAS IN FULL LABOR. Try speaking rationally to someone high on meth....add a screaming cat to the call....is it bourbon:30 yet?!?

Um so... that's fun

Well, I just poured some Irish Cream into my afternoon coffee... so I hope so?

 

[Cogan]

Sooo....that was a first. I've never been on the phone with an emotional and high on meth patient (details not important) WHILE HER CAT WAS IN FULL LABOR. Try speaking rationally to someone high on meth....add a screaming cat to the call....is it bourbon:30 yet?!?

Does it matter?
I'd say at least four fingers!

 

[KatieKulka32]

Does it matter?
I'd say at least four fingers!

This has me concerned until I realized it was about bourbon.

Now I'm just concerned for @Qky75 liver

 

[Qky75]

This has me concerned until I realized it was about bourbon.

Now I'm just concerned for @Qky75 liver

Get the hose

 

[Dayhoosier]

This has me concerned until I realized it was about bourbon.

Some of the best shared information here is IMPLIED rather than stated

Now I'm just concerned for @Qky75 liver

I have a feeling it's used to it

 

[Cogan]

This has me concerned until I realized it was about bourbon.

Was it the "it doesn't matter" or the four fingers?

 

[LordofDargaardkeep]

Was it the "it doesn't matter" or the four fingers?

More importantly does the size of the four fingers matter?

 

[Cogan]

More importantly does the size of the four fingers matter?

When it's about Bourbon.........I'd say yes.

 

[KatieKulka32]

Was it the "it doesn't matter" or the four fingers?

The four fingers. Two is enough. Umm, for bourbon

 

[ScarletDaisy]

They became grandparents and are ruing the day they ever made fun of the Ethels Gladyses and Phyllises....Phyllissi?

I have named all of my chickens "old lady names" We have had:
Ethel, Myrtle, Gladys, Esther, Beatrice, Alice, Lucy, Phyllis, Gertie, Sally, Laverne, Shirley, Agnes, and Betty.

 

[wwot40]

I have named all of my chickens "old lady names" We have had:
Ethel, Myrtle, Gladys, Esther, Beatrice, Alice, Lucy, Phyllis, Gertie, Sally, Laverne, Shirley, Agnes, and Betty.

I love your style Scarlet!

 

[Qky75]

I have named all of my chickens "old lady names" We have had:
Ethel, Myrtle, Gladys, Esther, Beatrice, Alice, Lucy, Phyllis, Gertie, Sally, Laverne, Shirley, Agnes, and Betty.

Pretty sure I had one named Popeye's...

 

[ScarletDaisy]

Pretty sure I had one named Popeye's...

We got them all as day-old chicks. Ethel started crowing and got renamed Earl. And, well, Earl had to go.

 

[Shymidwestgirl]

Pretty sure I had one named Popeye's...

Nooooooo….I surely didn’t laugh once I understood this joke….

 

[KatieKulka32]

Pretty sure I had one named Popeye's...

Not the whole bucket?

 

[TomTeacher19]

We got them all as day-old chicks. Ethel started crowing and got renamed Earl. And, well, Earl had to go.

I love that song

 

[Shymidwestgirl]

Pretty sure I had one named Popeye's...

We got them all as day-old chicks. Ethel started crowing and got renamed Earl. And, well, Earl had to go.

None of the food I eat has names …. Don’t make me think that way people… let me eat in peace!

 

[Qky75]

Does it matter?
I'd say at least four fingers!

 

[wwot40]

None of the food I eat has names …. Don’t make me think that way people… let me eat in peace!

It is better your way for sure!

 

[Qky75]

None of the food I eat has names …. Don’t make me think that way people… let me eat in peace!

Did you hear that Papua New Guinea? Steak Diane means something different than you think!!

 

[LordofDargaardkeep]

We got them all as day-old chicks. Ethel started crowing and got renamed Earl. And, well, Earl had to go.

and by this you meant...

 

[mobleedzblue]

Off work and headed home. I’ll cozy up later tonight while I watch basketball. Gotta get some yardwork done and dinner first.

 

[Qky75]

and by this you meant...

Dang it now I gotta find the one about the three trailer park women....

 

[Dayhoosier]

The four fingers. Two is enough. Umm, for bourbon

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