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The dream that comes to mind right away is that of me looking for my husband and finally finding him out in the garage with his friends only to discover I'm completely naked except for pasties. Freaking weird because none of the guys react but I trip over myself trying to get back inside by the door leading back into the house is locked. Don't ask me why. I always wake up laughing. Every. Single. Time!

This is SO cliche as a Mexican - Mexican/Latino markets always give out calendars in December. Every month has either a Catholic Saint, an Aztec/Maya figure, Pan Dulce, or something along those lines.
The guys were probably too focused on the game in your dream 🙄

I haven't had a calendar like that. The best I had was one with puppies on it. Seeing a new puppy on the first of the month made me happy, then I had to cut the rent check 🤦
 
The guys were probably too focused on the game in your dream 🙄

I haven't had a calendar like that. The best I had was one with puppies on it. Seeing a new puppy on the first of the month made me happy, then I had to cut the rent check 🤦
You know what? I've known his friends for nearly as long as I've known my husband - they would completely miss me walking around nude when they get into their game(s). :rolleyes::oops:
 
You know what? I've known his friends for nearly as long as I've known my husband - they would completely miss me walking around nude when they get into their game(s). :rolleyes::oops:
Whoa, whoa, whoa! I call BS.

I am a huge sports fan, have season tickets to two local teams, and there is no way that I would watch sports over watching a naked woman walk in front of me. It doesn't matter how long I have known her.

Besides, I can DVR the game and get back to that later. :ROFLMAO:
 
I have two
1. Being physically restrained / tied down. I toss around then wake up in a cold sweat (not too many jokes please)
2. Someone has found a problem with my college degree and I have to go back and take classes.
I've had that same dream about college. Not so much the one about being tied down, though. Do you just re-take the classes? Or do you relive the whole college experience? Like the last time I had a dream like that I wasn't just the oldest student in the classroom, but I was also huffing and puffing my way through marching band practice.
 
Happy Tuesday Cozy Crew. I hope all of you are enjoying a wonderful day.
It seems the world has gone a little crazy and everyone is just a little on edge these days. Its nice that we have this place to be decent, kind and civil to each other. I hope all of you find time to appreciate the small important things that matter most and to spread a little magic wherever you are!


Except @PotNoodle79 , I hope his tea is a little to hot and burns the tip of his tongue and he spills a little in his lap... Then he can smile... and thank me for making it happen. 😎🤣🤣🤣
I live off of causing headaches, drama, and making grown men cry. Misery is my aphrodisiac.....
 
No lie! He came home late from work and rushing to get the grill ready (we were hosting a late night cookout) and I was just in bra, panties and heels thinking a quickie would be a good idea. He walked in, kissed my cheek, and went straight to the grill.
I am going to chalk that up to like the grilling, he wanted to give maximum effort and make sure he did things right. A quickie wouldn't suffice in that regard. ;)
 
I am going to chalk that up to like the grilling, he wanted to give maximum effort and make sure he did things right. A quickie wouldn't suffice in that regard. ;)
Yeah - cool excuse and exactly what he said. He did NOT get lucky that night. Or the next night. Or the next. Only reason he got sex 3 nights later was because how the fuck am I supposed to be punished for his blindness?!
 
The dream that comes to mind right away is that of me looking for my husband and finally finding him out in the garage with his friends only to discover I'm completely naked except for pasties. Freaking weird because none of the guys react but I trip over myself trying to get back inside by the door leading back into the house is locked. Don't ask me why. I always wake up laughing. Every. Single. Time!

This is SO cliche as a Mexican - Mexican/Latino markets always give out calendars in December. Every month has either a Catholic Saint, an Aztec/Maya figure, Pan Dulce, or something along those lines.
That's some Twilight Zone level dream. I get the laughing for sure...

BTW, same with the Asian grocery stores and the classic lunar calendars come January (Lunar New Year is usually Feb). They're so cliché but in a fun way.
 
Ok, weird question, but what the hell.

You are on death row, and it is time to pick your last meal. What would it be?
Quite simple really. I'd ask to cook for myself because I really love cooking and find solace in it. So it'd be my death ritual in a way.

Bruschetta on the finest sourdough to start.
I'd cook my beef ragu with tagliatelle, no expenses spared. For dessert, a simple blood orange gelato made with the finest organic juice.

Then lethal injection with a side of cocaine. Gosh this got dark...
 
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