The Cozy Corner

[CarlyAnn]

I remember when Jimmy Connelly tugged on my streamers and made them hang like a wizards’ sleeve. Fuckin’ Jimmy, I bet he’s in prison today.

 

[SirCorneliusWankumbush]

Oh look you landed on Park Place, where I have a hotel

You had to give that to me since you couldn't pay my PENNSYLVANIA RAILROAD rent.

 

[Dayhoosier]

What's up you crazy kids?

 

[KatieKulka32]

You had to give that to me since you couldn't pay my PENNSYLVANIA RAILROAD rent.

It doesn't need to be in all caps

 

[cheekygirl75]

What's up you crazy kids?

Not much... looking forward to my next massage in a few hours. How was your meeting?

 

[Dayhoosier]

Not much... looking forward to my next massage in a few hours. How was your meeting?

It actually went really well thank you! It put me in an optimistic mood (which honestly is rare for me)

 

[CarlyAnn]

What's up you crazy kids?

Going for a long walk (not off a short pier).

 

[SirCorneliusWankumbush]

It doesn't need to be in all caps

I had to make sure you heard me.

 

[CarlyAnn]

Not much... looking forward to my next massage in a few hours. How was your meeting?

I was going to send you a private PM but I think I should say it in public. YOU are sweetest and bestest person on Lit IMO. You always wish people well and remember to ask about a certain thing that someone is doing or has done. Sometimes I read your posts and say out loud, “I fucking love her”. So thank you for being you.

 

[MidwestPrincess23]

What's up you crazy kids?

I'm so crazy I ate a corn dog for breakfast... yeah, I said what I said

 

[cheekygirl75]

I was going to send you a private PM but I think I should say it in public. YOU are sweetest and bestest person on Lit IMO. You always wish people well and remember to ask about a certain thing that someone is doing or has done. Sometimes I read your posts and say out loud, “I fucking love her”. So thank you for being you.

Aw thank you! I feel like I forget so much stuff that's going on with people, it really means a lot to hear that. And now I have to go give @SirCorneliusWankumbush shit to balance the niceness

 

[cheekygirl75]

I'm so crazy I ate a corn dog for breakfast... yeah, I said what I said

Hey, it's protein and vegetables (corn is a vegetable, right?)!

 

[CarlyAnn]

Aw thank you! I feel like I forget so much stuff that's going on with people, it really means a lot to hear that. And now I have to go give @SirCorneliusWankumbush shit to balance the niceness

Even when you give people shit it isn’t that bad. When I give people shit, I search for addresses and buy gasoline.

 

[cheekygirl75]

Even when you give people shit it isn’t that bad. When I give people shit, I search for addresses and buy gasoline.

Hmmm, maybe I need to up my giving shit game! I haven't been on here after having some vodka in a while, that might do it!

 

[SirCorneliusWankumbush]

I'm so awesome I ate a corn dog for breakfast like a champ... yeah, I said what I said

FIFY

 

[MidwestPrincess23]

FIFY

Dammit... I always forget that adding 'like a champ' to the end of everything just makes it feel classier

 

[SirCorneliusWankumbush]

Aw thank you! I feel like I forget so much stuff that's going on with people, it really means a lot to hear that. And now I have to go give @SirCorneliusWankumbush shit to balance the niceness

Quit lying, you were going to give me shit no matter what, just like I'll give it back.

 

[SirCorneliusWankumbush]

Dammit... I always forget that adding 'like a champ' to the end of everything just makes it feel classier

Right!?

 

[cheekygirl75]

Quit lying, you were going to give me shit no matter what, just like I'll give it back.

Well, I can't agree with this without the world ending!!

 

[metrifonate]

I'm so crazy I ate a corn dog for breakfast... yeah, I said what I said

In the shower?

 

[SirCorneliusWankumbush]

Well, I can't agree with this without the world ending!!

The struggle is real!
#savingtheworld #nottodaysatan #devilwantstoreturnmysoulforarefund

 

[MidwestPrincess23]

In the shower?

lmfao
NO!
I was out of the shower and dressed
drove my kid to school and decided to treat myself to breakfast

...and a gas station corn dog was what I decided on

makes you question me, huh?

 

[SirCorneliusWankumbush]

lmfao
NO!
I was out of the shower and dressed
drove my kid to school and decided to treat myself to breakfast

...and a gas station corn dog was what I decided on

makes you question me, huh?

Which gas station?

If QT that is ok....

 

[metrifonate]

lmfao
NO!
I was out of the shower and dressed
drove my kid to school and decided to treat myself to breakfast

...and a gas station corn dog was what I decided on

makes you question me, huh?

No, just working through the whole shower food thing.

 

[CarlyAnn]

This is what happened to the last person who said my boobs were too small.

https://ibb.co/fskjKmd