The Cozy Corner

[SirCorneliusWankumbush]

I'm saying she's too nice to be mean to someone who deserves it.


1st rule of murder club: don't leave evidence of death threats.

It wasn't a death threat, I just said if being like OJ would get me away with murdering you...

 

[SirCorneliusWankumbush]

I thought the first two rules were that we don't talk about it?

That's fight club.... leave it to you to get fight and murder club confused....

 

[KatieKulka32]

That's fight club.... leave it to you to get fight and murder club confused....

You just broke the first 2 rules of fight club yourself!

 

[LatinaCarmen1980]

Well then so are yours with all these shanking threats!

Shanking is an art. To graduate from my school of shanks you must make one out of a sheet of paper and test it.

 

[KatieKulka32]

I told him, if he ever cheats on me, he won't have to worry about anything - he'll be 6' underground, in a barrel full of lye with his fling stuffed next to him.

This is why I always give couples a spade shovel as a house warming gift.

They think it's for yardwork or gardening

 

[LatinaCarmen1980]

This is why I always give couples a spade shovel as a house warming gift.

They think it's for yardwork or gardening

But it's only satisfying when, while still fully enraged, you break a fingernail or two digging the hole with your bare hands. Plus, dirt cleans off blood a lot better and doesn't leave residue in sinks.

 

[SirCorneliusWankumbush]

You just broke the first 2 rules of fight club yourself!

So did you!!

Good thing I'm not longer mentioning said club.

 

[Jaws82]

But it's only satisfying when, while still fully enraged, you break a fingernail or two digging the hole with your bare hands. Plus, dirt cleans off blood a lot better and doesn't leave residue in sinks.

Passion for everything

Respect

 

[SirCorneliusWankumbush]

Shanking is an art. To graduate from my school of shanks you must make one out of a sheet of paper and test it.

But then you ruin a perfectly good piece of paper with blood!

 

[LatinaCarmen1980]

But then you ruin a perfectly good piece of paper with blood!

You're right! Ice shanks anyone?

 

[rick_j21]

You're right! Ice shanks anyone?

Those would work so well for a Halloween themed happy hour

 

[jonnoback]

Afternoon all... busyish day.

 

[SirCorneliusWankumbush]

But it's only satisfying when, while still fully enraged, you break a fingernail or two digging the hole with your bare hands. Plus, dirt cleans off blood a lot better and doesn't leave residue in sinks.

 

[SirCorneliusWankumbush]

You're right! Ice shanks anyone?

You are not putting those frozen hands on me to warm up once the deed is done!

 

[LaisDeMarieDeFrance]

Well then so are yours with all these shanking threats!

It's a promise! But you don't know when I will strike!

Shanking is an art. To graduate from my school of shanks you must make one out of a sheet of paper and test it.

Easy peasy. I got my degree from Brushy Mountain Pen.

 

[Dayhoosier]

Freshly shaved head and a face.
See it's focus time now (which definitely explains why I'm here)

 

[LaisDeMarieDeFrance]

https://tourbrushy.com/

 

[LatinaCarmen1980]

https://tourbrushy.com/

Breathes deeply as memories of good times come flooding in.

 

[LaisDeMarieDeFrance]

Breathes deeply as memories of good times come flooding in.

It really is a great tourist attraction. And they have a distillery for those who imbibe!

Leave it to TN. lol

 

[LatinaCarmen1980]

It really is a great tourist attraction. And they have a distillery for those who imbibe!

Leave it to TN. lol

I did the Alcatraz tour. I could have escaped if I had been locked up in there.

 

[ScarletDaisy]

But it's only satisfying when, while still fully enraged, you break a fingernail or two digging the hole with your bare hands. Plus, dirt cleans off blood a lot better and doesn't leave residue in sinks.

I prefer my revenge a little colder. I learned from the best.

My mother even took half of his frequent flyer miles.

He wanted his coin bank... She rolled the coins and sent him the empty bank.

 

[KatieKulka32]

Freshly shaved head and a face.
See it's focus time now (which definitely explains why I'm here)

You need to be as aerodynamic as possible I take it?

 

[LatinaCarmen1980]

I prefer my revenge a little colder. I learned from the best.

My mother even took half of his frequent flyer miles.

He wanted his coin bank... She rolled the coins and sent him the empty bank.

I'm too spiteful. If it gets to that point, I want to burn it all down and not have a single reminder.

 

[SirCorneliusWankumbush]

It's a promise! But you don't know when I will strike!

Pfft like you would EVER find me!

Plus I'll just have some stinky cheese in arms reach to repel you!

 

[KatieKulka32]

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Jeffery Dahmer made do with a 1 bedroom apartment