Jaws82
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You have a plan and I respect thatI told him, if he ever cheats on me, he won't have to worry about anything - he'll be 6' underground, in a barrel full of lye with his fling stuffed next to him.
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You have a plan and I respect thatI told him, if he ever cheats on me, he won't have to worry about anything - he'll be 6' underground, in a barrel full of lye with his fling stuffed next to him.
I'm saying she's too nice to be mean to someone who deserves it.You saying Cheeky can't handle herself!?![]()
1st rule of murder club: don't leave evidence of death threats.If it will get me acquitted after murdering you, so be it!![]()
I can't help but wonder what the difference, for me, is between a threat and a promise.I'm saying she's too nice to be mean to someone who deserves it.
1st rule of murder club: don't leave evidence of death threats.![]()
It's him, so it's an empty threat. lolI can't help but wonder what the difference, for me, is between a threat and a promise.![]()
I thought the first two rules were that we don't talk about it?1st rule of murder club: don't leave evidence of death threats.![]()
Well then so are yours with all these shanking threats!It's him, so it's an empty threat. lol
It wasn't a death threat, I just said if being like OJ would get me away with murdering you...I'm saying she's too nice to be mean to someone who deserves it.
1st rule of murder club: don't leave evidence of death threats.![]()
That's fight club.... leave it to you to get fight and murder club confused....I thought the first two rules were that we don't talk about it?
You just broke the first 2 rules of fight club yourself!That's fight club.... leave it to you to get fight and murder club confused....![]()
Shanking is an art. To graduate from my school of shanks you must make one out of a sheet of paper and test it.Well then so are yours with all these shanking threats!![]()
This is why I always give couples a spade shovel as a house warming gift.I told him, if he ever cheats on me, he won't have to worry about anything - he'll be 6' underground, in a barrel full of lye with his fling stuffed next to him.
But it's only satisfying when, while still fully enraged, you break a fingernail or two digging the hole with your bare hands. Plus, dirt cleans off blood a lot better and doesn't leave residue in sinks.This is why I always give couples a spade shovel as a house warming gift.
They think it's for yardwork or gardening
So did you!!You just broke the first 2 rules of fight club yourself!![]()
Passion for everythingBut it's only satisfying when, while still fully enraged, you break a fingernail or two digging the hole with your bare hands. Plus, dirt cleans off blood a lot better and doesn't leave residue in sinks.
But then you ruin a perfectly good piece of paper with blood!Shanking is an art. To graduate from my school of shanks you must make one out of a sheet of paper and test it.
You're right! Ice shanks anyone?But then you ruin a perfectly good piece of paper with blood!![]()
You're right! Ice shanks anyone?
You are not putting those frozen hands on me to warm up once the deed is done!You're right! Ice shanks anyone?
It's a promise! But you don't know when I will strike!Well then so are yours with all these shanking threats!![]()
Easy peasy. I got my degree from Brushy Mountain Pen.Shanking is an art. To graduate from my school of shanks you must make one out of a sheet of paper and test it.
Breathes deeply as memories of good times come flooding in.
It really is a great tourist attraction. And they have a distillery for those who imbibe!Breathes deeply as memories of good times come flooding in.