The Cozy Corner

[SirCorneliusWankumbush]

Shanking is an art. To graduate from my school of shanks you must make one out of a sheet of paper and test it.

But then you ruin a perfectly good piece of paper with blood!

 

[LatinaCarmen1980]

But then you ruin a perfectly good piece of paper with blood!

You're right! Ice shanks anyone?

 

[rick_j21]

You're right! Ice shanks anyone?

Those would work so well for a Halloween themed happy hour

 

[jonnoback]

Afternoon all... busyish day.

 

[SirCorneliusWankumbush]

But it's only satisfying when, while still fully enraged, you break a fingernail or two digging the hole with your bare hands. Plus, dirt cleans off blood a lot better and doesn't leave residue in sinks.

 

[SirCorneliusWankumbush]

You're right! Ice shanks anyone?

You are not putting those frozen hands on me to warm up once the deed is done!

 

[LaisDeMarieDeFrance]

Well then so are yours with all these shanking threats!

It's a promise! But you don't know when I will strike!

Shanking is an art. To graduate from my school of shanks you must make one out of a sheet of paper and test it.

Easy peasy. I got my degree from Brushy Mountain Pen.

 

[Dayhoosier]

Freshly shaved head and a face.
See it's focus time now (which definitely explains why I'm here)

 

[LaisDeMarieDeFrance]

https://tourbrushy.com/

 

[LatinaCarmen1980]

https://tourbrushy.com/

Breathes deeply as memories of good times come flooding in.

 

[LaisDeMarieDeFrance]

Breathes deeply as memories of good times come flooding in.

It really is a great tourist attraction. And they have a distillery for those who imbibe!

Leave it to TN. lol

 

[LatinaCarmen1980]

It really is a great tourist attraction. And they have a distillery for those who imbibe!

Leave it to TN. lol

I did the Alcatraz tour. I could have escaped if I had been locked up in there.

 

[ScarletDaisy]

But it's only satisfying when, while still fully enraged, you break a fingernail or two digging the hole with your bare hands. Plus, dirt cleans off blood a lot better and doesn't leave residue in sinks.

I prefer my revenge a little colder. I learned from the best.

My mother even took half of his frequent flyer miles.

He wanted his coin bank... She rolled the coins and sent him the empty bank.

 

[KatieKulka32]

Freshly shaved head and a face.
See it's focus time now (which definitely explains why I'm here)

You need to be as aerodynamic as possible I take it?

 

[LatinaCarmen1980]

I prefer my revenge a little colder. I learned from the best.

My mother even took half of his frequent flyer miles.

He wanted his coin bank... She rolled the coins and sent him the empty bank.

I'm too spiteful. If it gets to that point, I want to burn it all down and not have a single reminder.

 

[SirCorneliusWankumbush]

It's a promise! But you don't know when I will strike!

Pfft like you would EVER find me!

Plus I'll just have some stinky cheese in arms reach to repel you!

 

[KatieKulka32]

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Jeffery Dahmer made do with a 1 bedroom apartment

 

[SirCorneliusWankumbush]

Jeffery Dahmer made do with a 1 bedroom apartment

 

[rick_j21]

I prefer my revenge a little colder. I learned from the best.

My mother even took half of his frequent flyer miles.

He wanted his coin bank... She rolled the coins and sent him the empty bank.

I knew of a couple that got divorced in their nineties…she said she refused to pay for his funeral

 

[LaisDeMarieDeFrance]

I did the Alcatraz tour. I could have escaped if I had been locked up in there.

Eastern State Pen is fun too, but it felt so creepy! Definitely wouldn't want to do the overnight ghost tour!

 

[LatinaCarmen1980]

I knew of a couple that got divorced in their nineties…she said she refused to pay for his funeral

If I end up hating him that much, is gladly pay to see... You know what? I'll keep that one to myself.

 

[LatinaCarmen1980]

Eastern State Pen is fun too, but it felt so creepy! Definitely wouldn't want to do the overnight ghost tour!

I would! It would be like meeting family.

BTW, I did the night tour of the Queen Mary when I was a teen and yeah.... Haunted!

 

[LaisDeMarieDeFrance]

Pfft like you would EVER find me!

Plus I'll just have some stinky cheese in arms reach to repel you!

Now you're trying to make me move up the shanking timeline. It won't work. You're just making me decide to torture you first. 1st shank in the tongue so as to silence your nonsense.

 

[LaisDeMarieDeFrance]

I knew of a couple that got divorced in their nineties…she said she refused to pay for his funeral

I'm here for that level of petty. lol

 

[cheekygirl75]

I'm saying she's too nice to be mean to someone who deserves it.

I really appreciate the defense, but I have no problem being mean to @SirCorneliusWankumbush