Love it! Revenge is a dish best served cold (to quote the Sicilians) but imaginative revenge makes it all even better.I prefer my revenge a little colder. I learned from the best.
My mother even took half of his frequent flyer miles.
He wanted his coin bank... She rolled the coins and sent him the empty bank.
Speaking of Sicilian, I haven't had Sicilian pizza in forever.
And all he could say was, thank you, when he got the empty bank.
I am more of a Neapolitan style myself but que sera sera!Speaking of Sicilian, I haven't had Sicilian pizza in forever.
So what, she planned a quick cremation, yard sale for his belongings, new guy moved in within a week?
Well he got what he asked for....nothing more, nothing less. Making him humble was just gravy on the turkey!And all he could say was, thank you, when he got the empty bank.
I was in a Bible study one time and someone said, "there's no marriage in heaven"
I was in a Bible study one time and someone said, "there's no marriage in heaven"
Those were some of the most heartfelt amens I've ever heard.
Why yes you are. Looking great and ready to do your thang!
Tons of proof in the alley and banning threadHearsay!!
No proof, you must acquit!!
Once again, I respect and admire you.I really appreciate the defense, but I have no problem being mean to @SirCorneliusWankumbush
Don’t make me show up and make sure it gets done!
Well, now he'll never get it done
you've threatened him with a reward
My thoughts exactly!Well, now he'll never get it done
Pfft like you could silence me!Now you're trying to make me move up the shanking timeline. It won't work. You're just making me decide to torture you first. 1st shank in the tongue so as to silence your nonsense.
See she isn't so nice after all!!!I really appreciate the defense, but I have no problem being mean to @SirCorneliusWankumbush
They need a hug reaction emoji.
