SirCorneliusWankumbush
Army of Shenanigans
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I prefer my revenge a little colder. I learned from the best.
My mother even took half of his frequent flyer miles.
He wanted his coin bank... She rolled the coins and sent him the empty bank.![]()
Eastern State Pen is fun too, but it felt so creepy! Definitely wouldn't want to do the overnight ghost tour!I did the Alcatraz tour. I could have escaped if I had been locked up in there.![]()
If I end up hating him that much, is gladly pay to see... You know what? I'll keep that one to myself.I knew of a couple that got divorced in their nineties…she said she refused to pay for his funeral
I would! It would be like meeting family.Eastern State Pen is fun too, but it felt so creepy! Definitely wouldn't want to do the overnight ghost tour!
Now you're trying to make me move up the shanking timeline. It won't work. You're just making me decide to torture you first. 1st shank in the tongue so as to silence your nonsense.Pfft like you would EVER find me!
Plus I'll just have some stinky cheese in arms reach to repel you!![]()
I'm here for that level of petty. lolI knew of a couple that got divorced in their nineties…she said she refused to pay for his funeral
I'm saying she's too nice to be mean to someone who deserves it.![]()
Love it! Revenge is a dish best served cold (to quote the Sicilians) but imaginative revenge makes it all even better.I prefer my revenge a little colder. I learned from the best.
My mother even took half of his frequent flyer miles.
He wanted his coin bank... She rolled the coins and sent him the empty bank.![]()
Speaking of Sicilian, I haven't had Sicilian pizza in forever.Love it! Revenge is a dish best served cold (to quote the Sicilians) but imaginative revenge makes it all even better.
And all he could say was, thank you, when he got the empty bank.Love it! Revenge is a dish best served cold (to quote the Sicilians) but imaginative revenge makes it all even better.
I am more of a Neapolitan style myself but que sera sera!Speaking of Sicilian, I haven't had Sicilian pizza in forever.![]()
So what, she planned a quick cremation, yard sale for his belongings, new guy moved in within a week?I knew of a couple that got divorced in their nineties…she said she refused to pay for his funeral
Well he got what he asked for....nothing more, nothing less. Making him humble was just gravy on the turkey!And all he could say was, thank you, when he got the empty bank.![]()
So what, she planned a quick cremation, yard sale for his belongings, new guy moved in within a week?
That's clinical and efficient, albeit cold.
I was in a Bible study one time and someone said, "there's no marriage in heaven"I think she was just done and had no interest in spending eternity with him.
I was in a Bible study one time and someone said, "there's no marriage in heaven"
Those were some of the most heartfelt amens I've ever heard.![]()
Why yes you are. Looking great and ready to do your thang!Race ready (ish)
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Tons of proof in the alley and banning threadHearsay!!
No proof, you must acquit!!![]()
Once again, I respect and admire you.I really appreciate the defense, but I have no problem being mean to @SirCorneliusWankumbush![]()
Why yes you are. Looking great and ready to do your thang!
but now... how about the pack? Is that ready?
Don’t make me show up and make sure it gets done!