The Cozy Corner

[KatieKulka32]

Is THIS lunch acceptable?
https://ibb.co/1Jp6CPx2

Oops

You did put it on a plate. That's always a good start.

 

[Jaws82]

The grays are just starting to peak out with me.

It was a good run haha

 

[LaisDeMarieDeFrance]

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So... you WANT to be like OJ? (Psssst, this is proving my point about you sullying your bad name.)

 

[ScarletDaisy]

Hey! I own him and I can say whatever I want!

Some people claim ownership.... Others?

 

[LaisDeMarieDeFrance]

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Don't hurt yourself "trying to be nice"

You leave Cheeky alone! She's the best!

 

[LatinaCarmen1980]

Some people claim ownership.... Others?

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I told him, if he ever cheats on me, he won't have to worry about anything - he'll be 6' underground, in a barrel full of lye with his fling stuffed next to him.

 

[rick_j21]

Some people claim ownership.... Others?

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Or you know he can cook for himself. Sorry this a pet peeve for me.

 

[SirCorneliusWankumbush]

So... you WANT to be like OJ? (Psssst, this is proving my point about you sullying your bad name.)

If it will get me acquitted after murdering you, so be it!

 

[SirCorneliusWankumbush]

You leave Cheeky alone! She's the best!

You saying Cheeky can't handle herself!?

 

[Dayhoosier]

The grays are just starting to peak out with me.

It was a good run haha

 

[Jaws82]

I told him, if he ever cheats on me, he won't have to worry about anything - he'll be 6' underground, in a barrel full of lye with his fling stuffed next to him.

You have a plan and I respect that

 

[LaisDeMarieDeFrance]

You saying Cheeky can't handle herself!?

I'm saying she's too nice to be mean to someone who deserves it.

If it will get me acquitted after murdering you, so be it!

1st rule of murder club: don't leave evidence of death threats.

 

[LatinaCarmen1980]

I'm saying she's too nice to be mean to someone who deserves it.


1st rule of murder club: don't leave evidence of death threats.

I can't help but wonder what the difference, for me, is between a threat and a promise.

 

[LaisDeMarieDeFrance]

I can't help but wonder what the difference, for me, is between a threat and a promise.

It's him, so it's an empty threat. lol

 

[KatieKulka32]

1st rule of murder club: don't leave evidence of death threats.

I thought the first two rules were that we don't talk about it?

 

[SirCorneliusWankumbush]

It's him, so it's an empty threat. lol

Well then so are yours with all these shanking threats!

 

[SirCorneliusWankumbush]

I'm saying she's too nice to be mean to someone who deserves it.


1st rule of murder club: don't leave evidence of death threats.

It wasn't a death threat, I just said if being like OJ would get me away with murdering you...

 

[SirCorneliusWankumbush]

I thought the first two rules were that we don't talk about it?

That's fight club.... leave it to you to get fight and murder club confused....

 

[KatieKulka32]

That's fight club.... leave it to you to get fight and murder club confused....

You just broke the first 2 rules of fight club yourself!

 

[LatinaCarmen1980]

Well then so are yours with all these shanking threats!

Shanking is an art. To graduate from my school of shanks you must make one out of a sheet of paper and test it.

 

[KatieKulka32]

I told him, if he ever cheats on me, he won't have to worry about anything - he'll be 6' underground, in a barrel full of lye with his fling stuffed next to him.

This is why I always give couples a spade shovel as a house warming gift.

They think it's for yardwork or gardening

 

[LatinaCarmen1980]

This is why I always give couples a spade shovel as a house warming gift.

They think it's for yardwork or gardening

But it's only satisfying when, while still fully enraged, you break a fingernail or two digging the hole with your bare hands. Plus, dirt cleans off blood a lot better and doesn't leave residue in sinks.

 

[SirCorneliusWankumbush]

You just broke the first 2 rules of fight club yourself!

So did you!!

Good thing I'm not longer mentioning said club.

 

[Jaws82]

But it's only satisfying when, while still fully enraged, you break a fingernail or two digging the hole with your bare hands. Plus, dirt cleans off blood a lot better and doesn't leave residue in sinks.

Passion for everything

Respect

 

[SirCorneliusWankumbush]

Shanking is an art. To graduate from my school of shanks you must make one out of a sheet of paper and test it.

But then you ruin a perfectly good piece of paper with blood!