The Cozy Corner

[LatinaCarmen1980]

So what, she planned a quick cremation, yard sale for his belongings, new guy moved in within a week?

That's clinical and efficient, albeit cold.

Too much work. Burn it all. Toss his dried up husk in the flames and walk away.

 

[LatinaCarmen1980]

I think she was just done and had no interest in spending eternity with him.

Well the Good Book does say no one will be given into marriage up there so....

 

[wwot40]

Revenge must be felt at the generational level. It has to be so deeply impactful that it affects up to the 2nd and 3rd generation.

Too much?

Nah!

Wow! I am impressed and just a touch terrified!

 

[LatinaCarmen1980]

I was in a Bible study one time and someone said, "there's no marriage in heaven"

Those were some of the most heartfelt amens I've ever heard.

I tell my husband to get his right now because when (if) I get there,..., we'll, I have a list

 

[LatinaCarmen1980]

Race ready (ish)
https://ibb.co/CpV46Yjd

I see stubble, Bic that head, arms, legs ... Anything to gain an aerodynamic advantage!

 

[Chloe_Harper]

I never threatened you with a reward and the laundry is still piling up

Examine that sentence and maybe you'll figure out why

 

[LatinaCarmen1980]

I see today's theme in Cozy Corner is True Crime (allegedly )

FIFY

 

[KatieKulka32]

Too much work. Burn it all. Toss his dried up husk in the flames and walk away.

Whoever coined the phrase you get the best light from a burning bridge obviously never spoke to you

 

[SirCorneliusWankumbush]

Projecting again I see.....

No ma'am, do not like being handcuffed.

You might need another eye check up Katie.

 

[Dayhoosier]

I see stubble, Bic that head, arms, legs ... Anything to gain an aerodynamic advantage!

You want me to be a porpoise?

 

[LatinaCarmen1980]

Spins a pair of hand cuffs on my index finger and whistles

Places hands in front of me

 

[KatieKulka32]

No ma'am, do not like being handcuffed.

You might need another eye check up Katie.

I am seeing double eye rolling emojis.

 

[LatinaCarmen1980]

You want me to be a porpoise?

What I'm hearing is you're not willing to do all it takes to succeed

 

[wwot40]

I was in a Bible study one time and someone said, "there's no marriage in heaven"

Those were some of the most heartfelt amens I've ever heard.

OK today was a growth moment for me with that enlightening comment. Definite food for thought meandering through my head now.
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[ScarletDaisy]

OK today was a growth moment for me with that enlightening comment. Definite food for thought meandering through my head now.
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Just remember, you heard it at work... Or from book club.

 

[wwot40]

Just remember, you heard it at work... Or from book club.

Well of course! I know from where my bread is buttered!

 

[SirCorneliusWankumbush]

I am seeing double eye rolling emojis.

 

[LatinaCarmen1980]

 

[LaisDeMarieDeFrance]

I was in a Bible study one time and someone said, "there's no marriage in heaven"

Those were some of the most heartfelt amens I've ever heard.

And the Bible only wants sex in marriage, so... you lot are screwed (not the good way).

 

[LatinaCarmen1980]

And the Bible only wants sex in marriage, so... you lot are screwed (not the good way).

People have sex outside of marriage?!

 

[rick_j21]

And the Bible only wants sex in marriage, so... you lot are screwed (not the good way).

Oh according to the good book I am fucked for reasons other than that

 

[KatieKulka32]

Technically it's not pre-marital sex if you don't get married

 

[Stephie02]

People have sex outside of marriage?!

They do!? I would never!

Oh....

Wait.

Nevermind

 

[Stephie02]

Technically it's not pre-marital sex if you don't get married

That's one of the funniest things I've ever heard!

 

[LatinaCarmen1980]

Technically it's not pre-marital sex if you don't get married

Phew! I'm in the clear!