The Cozy Corner

[LatinaCarmen1980]

I see today's theme in Cozy Corner is True Crime (allegedly )

FIFY

 

[KatieKulka32]

Too much work. Burn it all. Toss his dried up husk in the flames and walk away.

Whoever coined the phrase you get the best light from a burning bridge obviously never spoke to you

 

[SirCorneliusWankumbush]

Projecting again I see.....

No ma'am, do not like being handcuffed.

You might need another eye check up Katie.

 

[Dayhoosier]

I see stubble, Bic that head, arms, legs ... Anything to gain an aerodynamic advantage!

You want me to be a porpoise?

 

[LatinaCarmen1980]

Spins a pair of hand cuffs on my index finger and whistles

Places hands in front of me

 

[KatieKulka32]

No ma'am, do not like being handcuffed.

You might need another eye check up Katie.

I am seeing double eye rolling emojis.

 

[LatinaCarmen1980]

You want me to be a porpoise?

What I'm hearing is you're not willing to do all it takes to succeed

 

[wwot40]

I was in a Bible study one time and someone said, "there's no marriage in heaven"

Those were some of the most heartfelt amens I've ever heard.

OK today was a growth moment for me with that enlightening comment. Definite food for thought meandering through my head now.
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[ScarletDaisy]

OK today was a growth moment for me with that enlightening comment. Definite food for thought meandering through my head now.
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Just remember, you heard it at work... Or from book club.

 

[wwot40]

Just remember, you heard it at work... Or from book club.

Well of course! I know from where my bread is buttered!

 

[SirCorneliusWankumbush]

I am seeing double eye rolling emojis.

 

[LatinaCarmen1980]

 

[LaisDeMarieDeFrance]

I was in a Bible study one time and someone said, "there's no marriage in heaven"

Those were some of the most heartfelt amens I've ever heard.

And the Bible only wants sex in marriage, so... you lot are screwed (not the good way).

 

[LatinaCarmen1980]

And the Bible only wants sex in marriage, so... you lot are screwed (not the good way).

People have sex outside of marriage?!

 

[rick_j21]

And the Bible only wants sex in marriage, so... you lot are screwed (not the good way).

Oh according to the good book I am fucked for reasons other than that

 

[KatieKulka32]

Technically it's not pre-marital sex if you don't get married

 

[Stephie02]

People have sex outside of marriage?!

They do!? I would never!

Oh....

Wait.

Nevermind

 

[Stephie02]

Technically it's not pre-marital sex if you don't get married

That's one of the funniest things I've ever heard!

 

[LatinaCarmen1980]

Technically it's not pre-marital sex if you don't get married

Phew! I'm in the clear!

 

[rick_j21]

Technically it's not pre-marital sex if you don't get married

I once had post marital sex…. No need to send anyone to hell for that… they willingly went

 

[Qky75]

Technically it's not pre-marital sex if you don't get married

Nay nay then you are a fornicator...

 

[KatieKulka32]

That's one of the funniest things I've ever heard!

I forget where I heard this one lol

Phew! I'm in the clear!

Not guilty!

I once had post marital sex…. No need to send anyone to hell for that… they willingly went

To hell?

Nay nay then you are a fornicator...

I prefer another F word

 

[RDM97756]

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I can only wish…

 

[CarlyAnn]

 

[LatinaCarmen1980]

People have sex outside of marriage?!