The Cozy Corner

[Nylonian]

Instead of Elf on a Shelf it's Bevvy in a Caddy....

Thinks to self: "I should trademark this."

 

[mobleedzblue]

Maybe tomorrow, I’m already showered for today.

I once dated a guy who smoked in the shower. Not sure if I broke up with him for that reason or because he was a smoker in general.

One of the only things I couldn’t get past, smoking. Gross

 

[ScarletDaisy]

Saw this and thought of us...

 

[Qky75]

I agree. I only have a small seat(aka shampoo holder) and a small shelf just big enough for a bar of soap. Guess I’d have to put it on the top of the door track, but early mornings and wet hands could end up in a different definition of shower coffee.

You ever seen those ball caps with the beverage holder and straws attached? I bet we could engineer something similar for a shower cap

 

[CarlyAnn]

One of the only things I couldn’t get past, smoking. Gross

He knew I was an athlete and used to blow smoke in my face. I made him a knuckle sandwich and delivered it right to his throat.

 

[mobleedzblue]

You ever seen those ball caps with the beverage holder and straws attached? I bet we could engineer something similar for a shower cap

I mean, I do have a suction cup beer holder on my shower wall…..just need to create a bigger version for coffee cups

 

[Qky75]

He knew I was an athlete and used to blow smoke in my face. I made him a knuckle sandwich and delivered it right to his throat.

....yeah?.....and then?....do go on....

 

[KatieKulka32]

I'm just gonna hang a camelbak on a hook and drink from it while I shower

 

[Qky75]

I'm just gonna hang a camelbak on a hook and drink from it while I shower

Brilliance!!

 

[Nylonian]

He knew I was an athlete and used to blow smoke in my face. I made him a knuckle sandwich and delivered it right to his throat.

You're so cool...

 

[Whiskeyjack]

He knew I was an athlete and used to blow smoke in my face. I made him a knuckle sandwich and delivered it right to his throat.

I just got so turned on.

 

[Nylonian]

I'm just gonna hang a camelbak on a hook and drink from it while I shower

Is that one from the Dayhoosier Marathoning Handbook?

 

[KatieKulka32]

Is that one from the Dayhoosier Marathoning Handbook?

Similar probably. I didn't see his though.

 

[SirCorneliusWankumbush]

 

[Nylonian]

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Okay. I retract all criticisms of MWP's shower coffee.... This is just... Why don't they just move the entire kitchen to there? I refuse to believe this is not ragebait.

 

[CarlyAnn]

....yeah?.....and then?....do go on....

My Dad bought me this when he realized I wasn’t going to conform.

https://ibb.co/Nn3bjm6W

It didn’t work

 

[Qky75]

My Dad bought me this when he realized I wasn’t going to conform.

https://ibb.co/Nn3bjm6W

It didn’t work

I raised my daughter to take no shit, kick ass first, give benefit of the doubt later. She shoots better than I do and now that I'm getting older...I'm probably not going to challenge her physically hahaha

 

[Nylonian]

I raised my daughter to take no shit, kick ass first, give benefit of the doubt later. She shoots better than I do and now that I'm getting older...I'm probably not going to challenge her physically hahaha

I think whoever messes with this crew is gonna have a really bad day. The Cozy part is a guise.

 

[KatieKulka32]

She shoots better than I do

Basketball, pool, or down iron sights?

 

[Nylonian]

Basketball, pool, or down iron sights?

All three at once obviously.

 

[SirCorneliusWankumbush]

Ssssooooo true!

 

[Qky75]

Basketball, pool, or down iron sights?

Hahaha I might live in ky but I was raised in the part of the world where you join the basketball team because you can't make the football team. The men in my family are corn fed USDA prime. We don't jump 6 inches off the ground. She definitely shoots iron sights.

 

[LordofDargaardkeep]

Good morning Cozy Crew...
Ok so I am totally weirded out by the amount of time you fuckers are spending in the shower... You actually want to have beverages there? I can shit, shower and shave before the coffee pot is done brewing... Obviously none of you grew up using well water About the 2nd time you had to haul water to fill the damn thing in July you would quit that shit!

 

[MidwestPrincess23]

Good morning Cozy Crew...
Ok so I am totally weirded out by the amount of time you fuckers are spending in the shower... You actually want to have beverages there? I can shit, shower and shave before the coffee pot is done brewing... Obviously none of you grew up using well water About the 2nd time you had to haul water to fill the damn thing in July you would quit that shit!

You know how much time I spend in the bath, right?
Do you think the shower would be different?

 

[Nylonian]

Good morning Cozy Crew...
Ok so I am totally weirded out by the amount of time you fuckers are spending in the shower... You actually want to have beverages there? I can shit, shower and shave before the coffee pot is done brewing... Obviously none of you grew up using well water About the 2nd time you had to haul water to fill the damn thing in July you would quit that shit!

Hey. This is a judgement free zone. 'Everything Showers' take a long time okay? You could potentially have a coffee during that.