The Cozy Corner

[Nylonian]

He knew I was an athlete and used to blow smoke in my face. I made him a knuckle sandwich and delivered it right to his throat.

You're so cool...

 

[Whiskeyjack]

He knew I was an athlete and used to blow smoke in my face. I made him a knuckle sandwich and delivered it right to his throat.

I just got so turned on.

 

[Nylonian]

I'm just gonna hang a camelbak on a hook and drink from it while I shower

Is that one from the Dayhoosier Marathoning Handbook?

 

[KatieKulka32]

Is that one from the Dayhoosier Marathoning Handbook?

Similar probably. I didn't see his though.

 

[SirCorneliusWankumbush]

 

[Nylonian]

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Okay. I retract all criticisms of MWP's shower coffee.... This is just... Why don't they just move the entire kitchen to there? I refuse to believe this is not ragebait.

 

[CarlyAnn]

....yeah?.....and then?....do go on....

My Dad bought me this when he realized I wasn’t going to conform.

https://ibb.co/Nn3bjm6W

It didn’t work

 

[Qky75]

My Dad bought me this when he realized I wasn’t going to conform.

https://ibb.co/Nn3bjm6W

It didn’t work

I raised my daughter to take no shit, kick ass first, give benefit of the doubt later. She shoots better than I do and now that I'm getting older...I'm probably not going to challenge her physically hahaha

 

[Nylonian]

I raised my daughter to take no shit, kick ass first, give benefit of the doubt later. She shoots better than I do and now that I'm getting older...I'm probably not going to challenge her physically hahaha

I think whoever messes with this crew is gonna have a really bad day. The Cozy part is a guise.

 

[KatieKulka32]

She shoots better than I do

Basketball, pool, or down iron sights?

 

[Nylonian]

Basketball, pool, or down iron sights?

All three at once obviously.

 

[SirCorneliusWankumbush]

Ssssooooo true!

 

[Qky75]

Basketball, pool, or down iron sights?

Hahaha I might live in ky but I was raised in the part of the world where you join the basketball team because you can't make the football team. The men in my family are corn fed USDA prime. We don't jump 6 inches off the ground. She definitely shoots iron sights.

 

[LordofDargaardkeep]

Good morning Cozy Crew...
Ok so I am totally weirded out by the amount of time you fuckers are spending in the shower... You actually want to have beverages there? I can shit, shower and shave before the coffee pot is done brewing... Obviously none of you grew up using well water About the 2nd time you had to haul water to fill the damn thing in July you would quit that shit!

 

[MidwestPrincess23]

Good morning Cozy Crew...
Ok so I am totally weirded out by the amount of time you fuckers are spending in the shower... You actually want to have beverages there? I can shit, shower and shave before the coffee pot is done brewing... Obviously none of you grew up using well water About the 2nd time you had to haul water to fill the damn thing in July you would quit that shit!

You know how much time I spend in the bath, right?
Do you think the shower would be different?

 

[Nylonian]

Good morning Cozy Crew...
Ok so I am totally weirded out by the amount of time you fuckers are spending in the shower... You actually want to have beverages there? I can shit, shower and shave before the coffee pot is done brewing... Obviously none of you grew up using well water About the 2nd time you had to haul water to fill the damn thing in July you would quit that shit!

Hey. This is a judgement free zone. 'Everything Showers' take a long time okay? You could potentially have a coffee during that.

 

[CarlyAnn]

Off to hunt for second hand treasure. See you in 2 or 3 chapters.

 

[Nylonian]

Off to hunt for second hand treasure. See you in 2 or 3 chapters.

Can I come too? We might find a fountain pen...

 

[MissSNG]

Good morning Cozy Crew...
Ok so I am totally weirded out by the amount of time you fuckers are spending in the shower... You actually want to have beverages there? I can shit, shower and shave before the coffee pot is done brewing... Obviously none of you grew up using well water About the 2nd time you had to haul water to fill the damn thing in July you would quit that shit!

It depends on the day , sometimes showers are a quick, no frills , get it done kind of thing but sometimes it’s nice to linger and indulge under the hot spray

 

[SirCorneliusWankumbush]

So which is better:

A hot shower on a cold day.... or a cold shower on a hot day?

Although a hot shower on a cold day is nice..... nothing tops a cold shower on a hot one..

 

[Nylonian]

It depends on the day , sometimes showers are a quick, no frills , get it done kind of thing but sometimes it’s nice to linger and indulge under the hot spray

They need a reaction for this.

 

[CarlyAnn]

Can I come too? We might find a fountain pen...

I’ll look for one for you.

 

[Nylonian]

So which is better:

A hot shower on a cold day.... or a cold shower on a hot day?

A cold shower on a cold day.

 

[CarlyAnn]

So which is better:

A hot shower on a cold day.... or a cold shower on a hot day?

Cold on hot….

 

[LordofDargaardkeep]

This is a judgement free zone

Obviously you have never met me... I am judging all of you..
But because HR Lady aka @Shymidwestgirl has my surly nature calmed down a little I am now grading on a curve