The Cozy Corner

[Qky75]

I swear I'm going to be fired not for theft or insubordination...but for consistent failure to clock in. I set alarms even...whyyyy

 

[wwot40]

Is that a finger against the nose?

I keep hearing this playing in the background...

 

[SirCorneliusWankumbush]

You trim your nose hairs at your desk

You pick your nose and put the boogers under your desk.

 

[wwot40]

He saw me shooting darts and he said “You’re quite the shooter”. When I said, “I hear the same about you”, I thought that was going to be my final night on earth. But he smiled that smile only murderers can do.

You have true guts!

 

[wwot40]

You pick your nose and put the boogers under your desk.

We all need hobbies

 

[KatieKulka32]

You pick your nose and put the boogers under your desk.

You crop dust other people's cubicles

 

[CarlyAnn]

You have true guts!

I get away with shit….

 

[Nylonian]

He saw me shooting darts and he said “You’re quite the shooter”. When I said, “I hear the same about you”, I thought that was going to be my final night on earth. But he smiled that smile only murderers can do.

If this is true, you're the coolest person ever... Cool as a cucumber.

 

[CarlyAnn]

If this is true, you're the coolest person ever... Cool as a cucumber.

It’s true, you can ask him. I dare you!!!!!

 

[wwot40]

I get away with shit….

Yeah you do!

 

[Nylonian]

It’s true, you can ask him. I dare you!!!!!

No thanks. I value my life. Me being half Italian probably doesn't even get me brownie points.

 

[wwot40]

No thanks. I value my life. Me being half Italian probably doesn't even get me brownie points.

It just might...you may be a distant cousin....just remember what happened to Fredo.

 

[Jaws82]

You rang?

 

[metrifonate]

One time at an interview, I was asked if I could handle criticism.

I told the interviewer sure. I told him his tie looked like he got it 3 for a $1 at a yard sale.

Wasn't what he meant I guess. Didn't get the job

I once got asked if I could perform under pressure.
I went "dum, dum, dum, dum,dum,dum, dum."
I didn't get the job.

 

[Nylonian]

Speaking of fishes. Made chilli butter togarashi salmon with citrus furikake veggies for dins:

 

[Qky75]

 

[KatieKulka32]

I once got asked if I could perform under pressure.
I went "dum, dum, dum, dum,dum,dum, dum."
I didn't get the job.

Maybe they meant a different type of perform

 

[KatieKulka32]

Never have I ever been tased by a cop

yet

 

[CarlyAnn]

Tried these last night….theyre amazing

https://ibb.co/hRXnDDL5

 

[Qky75]

Never have I ever been tased by a cop

yet

There's still time

 

[wwot40]

Never have I ever been tased by a cop

yet

It makes for a nice break in the day.....trust me!

 

[LaisDeMarieDeFrance]

Tried these last night….theyre amazing

https://ibb.co/hRXnDDL5

Lavender is the best!

 

[cheekygirl75]

You got this cheeky.... and remember...
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OMG, are you being nice?! (thank you!)

I swear I'm going to be fired not for theft or insubordination...but for consistent failure to clock in. I set alarms even...whyyyy

I never forget to clock in - I don’t want to do a minute of this job off the clock!!

Tried these last night….theyre amazing

https://ibb.co/hRXnDDL5

Oooh, are those the feet peeling ones? I have to do one of those soon!

 

[Dayhoosier]

Good morning all... Woke up to
No power (storms last night)
Swollen feet
Stiff legs

So to go coffee it was
Could be worse. I could have been one of the racers that's still out there in that weather.

 

[RDM97756]

Good morning all... Woke up to
No power (storms last night)
Swollen feet
Stiff legs

So to go coffee it was
Could be worse. I could have been one of the racers that's still out there in that weather.

I mean, that doesn’t sound fun; but i guess expected… so overall, not a terrible morning. I have known a few ultramarathon runners where i live… but this is pretty crazy. Good on you mate.