The Cozy Corner

[KatieKulka32]

I never ask anyone if they are mobbed up. Seems like a quick way to getting fitted for a pair of concrete galoshes on my feet. No thank you.

 

[Nylonian]

I actually met John Martorano one night years ago when I was playing darts in Somerville, MA…. (Look him up)

I think he loved me. Muahahahaha

You're pretty loveable.

 

[RDM97756]

Ok Cozytizens. Good morning and happy Tuesday!

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Don’t mind if i do indulge a bit.
Thank you for the offer!

 

[Qky75]

I never ask anyone if they are mobbed up. Seems like a quick way to getting fitted for a pair of concrete galoshes on my feet. No thank you.

100%

 

[SirCorneliusWankumbush]

I get that we joke around in here but to accuse her of that?!

She started it!

I was attempting to be nice in here before that comment.

 

[KatieKulka32]

You probably nuke your fish in the microwave for 10 min so the break room smells like fish for the next 4 hours.

You trim your nose hairs at your desk

 

[LaisDeMarieDeFrance]

I actually met John Martorano one night years ago when I was playing darts in Somerville, MA…. (Look him up)

I think he loved me. Muahahahaha

*gulp* Starting to back away slowly...

I never ask anyone if they are mobbed up. Seems like a quick way to getting fitted for a pair of concrete galoshes on my feet. No thank you.

Good point! I don't want to do this leadership training today anyway.

 

[Nylonian]

And you are probably the one that drags meetings on for another 20 min with questions.

Temu Bruce Lee is back with the takes...

 

[CarlyAnn]

I am sure he loved you to death!

He saw me shooting darts and he said “You’re quite the shooter”. When I said, “I hear the same about you”, I thought that was going to be my final night on earth. But he smiled that smile only murderers can do.

 

[LaisDeMarieDeFrance]

You probably nuke your fish in the microwave for 10 min so the break room smells like fish for the next 4 hours.

You used this one before. Running out of insults?

 

[Nylonian]

I never ask anyone if they are mobbed up. Seems like a quick way to getting fitted for a pair of concrete galoshes on my feet. No thank you.

 

[Qky75]

I swear I'm going to be fired not for theft or insubordination...but for consistent failure to clock in. I set alarms even...whyyyy

 

[wwot40]

Is that a finger against the nose?

I keep hearing this playing in the background...

 

[SirCorneliusWankumbush]

You trim your nose hairs at your desk

You pick your nose and put the boogers under your desk.

 

[wwot40]

He saw me shooting darts and he said “You’re quite the shooter”. When I said, “I hear the same about you”, I thought that was going to be my final night on earth. But he smiled that smile only murderers can do.

You have true guts!

 

[wwot40]

You pick your nose and put the boogers under your desk.

We all need hobbies

 

[KatieKulka32]

You pick your nose and put the boogers under your desk.

You crop dust other people's cubicles

 

[CarlyAnn]

You have true guts!

I get away with shit….

 

[Nylonian]

He saw me shooting darts and he said “You’re quite the shooter”. When I said, “I hear the same about you”, I thought that was going to be my final night on earth. But he smiled that smile only murderers can do.

If this is true, you're the coolest person ever... Cool as a cucumber.

 

[CarlyAnn]

If this is true, you're the coolest person ever... Cool as a cucumber.

It’s true, you can ask him. I dare you!!!!!

 

[wwot40]

I get away with shit….

Yeah you do!

 

[Nylonian]

It’s true, you can ask him. I dare you!!!!!

No thanks. I value my life. Me being half Italian probably doesn't even get me brownie points.

 

[wwot40]

No thanks. I value my life. Me being half Italian probably doesn't even get me brownie points.

It just might...you may be a distant cousin....just remember what happened to Fredo.

 

[Jaws82]

You rang?

 

[metrifonate]

One time at an interview, I was asked if I could handle criticism.

I told the interviewer sure. I told him his tie looked like he got it 3 for a $1 at a yard sale.

Wasn't what he meant I guess. Didn't get the job

I once got asked if I could perform under pressure.
I went "dum, dum, dum, dum,dum,dum, dum."
I didn't get the job.