SirCorneliusWankumbush
Formerly know as SCP
- Joined
- Sep 3, 2025
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Every time I think I'm going to show you nudes, you go and fuck it up. SMDH.Rude!!
*microwaves a tortilla in spite*![]()
Points to his never fucked it up status....Every time I think I'm going to show you nudes, you go and fuck it up. SMDH.![]()
That is my favorite style of calligraphy. ...outside of the old German Gothic styleMy father wrote with a wonderful copperplate script.
It's got a light and running water. I don't know why you're so concernedLike I woukd EVER stay around you and a needle.
I'll end up chained down in a basement knowing you...![]()
He would just attach a weird ass meme to your pics anywayEvery time I think I'm going to show you nudes, you go and fuck it up. SMDH.![]()
And you can't risk a taco in the microwaveEvery time I think I'm going to show you nudes, you go and fuck it up. SMDH.![]()
You were wanting me to run away!!Every time I think I'm going to show you nudes, you go and fuck it up. SMDH.![]()
probably the bucket with the lotion you lowered downIt's got a light and running water. I don't know why you're so concerned![]()
^^He would just attach a weird ass meme to your pics anyway![]()
Skin's no use to me if it's not pliable.probably the bucket with the lotion you lowered down![]()
That bucket and lotion that @LordofDargaardkeep mentioned wouldn't have anything to do with it.It's got a light and running water. I don't know why you're so concerned![]()
Wow, yes it is!
You need to keep your skin soft for, umm, reasonsThat bucket and lotion that @LordofDargaardkeep mentioned wouldn't have anything to do with it.![]()
I'm thinking he's the perfect size for a cute blazer.You need to keep your skin soft for, umm, reasons![]()
Just went I don't think you could get any hotter.... the Buffalo Bill tendencies come out.You need to keep your skin soft for, umm, reasons![]()
It better match the 3 piece suit you took off me!I'm thinking he's the perfect size for a cute blazer.
Its not just yhe morning that's beautiful
A very beautiful morning
I'll inform your new job you LOVE back to back meetings.![]()

I was thinking a straightjacketI'm thinking he's the perfect size for a cute blazer.
That makes you Hannibal LecterJust went I don't think you could get any hotter.... the Buffalo Bill tendencies come out.![]()
I figured the blazer because you could sculpt his face on the shoulder to look like he's trapped in an eternal silent scream. Done right, you could even make the eyes look teary so you could almost feel his never ending anguish.I was thinking a straightjacket
That makes you Hannibal Lecter![]()