The diabetic sugar-free pie fight

middlestump1 said:
Jacqline - don't lick it all off at once!!!!!
In seven months you may not have discovered what the possible effects of overdosing on sorbitol might do, lmao.

What is your suggestion then? Help me lick it off? Hmm?

Jacqline:rose:
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Re: well Jacqline.....

spiderlady said:
can't have you standing there all sexy n clean......*picking up boston creme sugarless* smooshing in the face...eat up now...
enjoy...grins...*running for the out door fast*......:devil:

spiderlady ran out the door into a web of *sugar free marshmallow creme*............she's really getting jiggy with it!:D

Jacqline:rose:
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Sorbitol can have vast laxative properties, Jacqline, so be careful, lol. Guess i could brush most of it off you first, then lick the rest.:)
 
Ladies, you're clothes are getting filthy. Why don't you follow my example? Promise I'll keep my eyes closed.
 
lol ms.....nooooooooooooooo

I'm jumping in the shower.....dang webs all over....woohoooo....huggin ms .....getting webs all over him....like cotton candy!:devil:
 
sneaking up behind spiderlady....

.....Splattttt....sugsr-free chocolate ice-cream pie in the tushy......getting the hell out of here !!!
 
Damn !!! Now I have 2 places I have to watch my back from WP !!!



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A shower sounds very good right now..........followed by a dip and a soak in the hot tub........oh yes..........

Jacqline:rose:
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Jacqline said:
A shower sounds very good right now..........followed by a dip and a soak in the hot tub........oh yes..........

Jacqline:rose:
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..fills the tub with Sugar-free Jello Chocolate pudding mix! LOL :D
 
You guys had all better watch out. Cookie's leaving me her total supply of sugar free cookies. There's gonna be crumbs in every nook and cranny!
 
alwaysawake said:
..fills the tub with Sugar-free Jello Chocolate pudding mix! LOL :D

Unless you want to be PELTED with sugar free Jello pudding, I suggest you put the nice water back where it was. The object was to get unsticky for a bit. (As Jacqline has AA's attention, Spiderlady is sneaking up on AA from behind and is ready to hose him down with green sugar free jello.) By the way, AA. what is that behind you? NOW, Spiderlady!:D :kiss:

Jacqline:rose:
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middlestump1 said:
For anyone tempted by Cookie's original thread but is on insulin, metformin, gliclazide or is just plain diet controlled.
I'm getting in some ammo, but waiting to see who turns up before I decide whether to stockpile or not.

I'm in been on insulin for 39years now.

I can still smile as the sex is still great ....well it is when I can find a playmate.
 
oh noooooooooo

the hose clogged up cuz of the water being ice cold....*waving around a long hard hose*hey we could have fun with this....grins...course make AA look rather small.......course...nothing new.....grins....:p miss ya turd!!
 
Re: oh noooooooooo

spiderlady said:
the hose clogged up cuz of the water being ice cold....*waving around a long hard hose*hey we could have fun with this....grins...course make AA look rather small.......course...nothing new.....grins....:p miss ya turd!!
...firing handful after handful of sugar free pudding from the hot tub on both Jacqline and spiderwipe...Oh looky there...TWO Jabba the Hutt clones! :D Runs out of range--:p
 
Re: chickenass......

spiderlady said:
grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.......lol:devil:
Sorry spiderwipe, I made a mistake. You look like Pizza the Hut! ROFLMAO :p
 
Re: Re: chickenass......

alwaysawake said:
Sorry spiderwipe, I made a mistake. You look like Pizza the Hut! ROFLMAO :p

grins...that wasn't bad turd...made me laugh....
 
As AA sleeps, backing in a cement truckload of sugar free (of course) banana cream pie filling and pumping it through his open bedroom window. You DO like banana cream, DON'T you? :D Just thought you might like breakfast in bed;)

Jacqline:rose:
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Jacqline said:
A shower sounds very good right now..........followed by a dip and a soak in the hot tub........oh yes..........

Jacqline:rose:
:heart: :kiss:
*standing here with my sponge & little else*(don't want wet cloths....
May I join you & assist with your clensing of the sticky goo.

As a long term diabetic let me say that I'm yet to taste any diabetic sweets that don't taste like crap.


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Melting some diabetic chocolate to trickle down Tempt's glorious cleavage. Get in line girls, there's plenty for all of you in turn, lol.
Who cares about what it tastes like, Gil, lmao?
 
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