The Dwunky Munky Thread

[LusterMunky]

I've enjoyed a few dram(s) of the Demon Rum and have considered spamming all Lit Gurls. But I'm too lazy to do that, plus I don't like rejection. If you are a gurl, post here, and I'll try not to spurn you. (and even if I did, spurning can be fun)

 

[LusterMunky]

Update

So . . . Penny (Penelope)(Cruz) saw my recent posts and her nipples exploded, long story short, she dumped me like a load of hot coal and is taking up with Billy Bob Thornton, who I used to think was my friend (until the whole Angelina thing).

 

[Iceprincess12]

Can I be the first to be flamed? I'll take it because the monkey is soooo cute

 

[LusterMunky]

Can I be the first to be flamed? I'll take it because the monkey is soooo cute

Sowwy to take so long to reply. Penny (Penelope)(Cruz) was having to her tawdry with me way with me. I'm dumping her (insatiable) for a Good Lit Gurl. Applications accepted anytime.

 

[LusterMunky]

Just to keep this lively thread hoppin', I've changed into my 1984 Prom Tux (orange). I didn't get so much as a cheap feel that night, and I've felt rejected ever since then, which should explain all my posts.

 

[LusterMunky]

My shrink (don't say that . . . . purple pills) tells me that instead of gawking at her (perky) breasts I should talk to peeples, work out my issues.

So I'm gonna talk to myself here. I'm a peeple, too.

 

[LusterMunky]

For those of you bored souls reading along . . . my (perky) shrink, (see above) has suggested that I talk to someone fascinating. I find myself fascinating so will keep talking to myself. Too bad I don't have boobies.

 

[akaSol]

For those of you bored souls reading along . . . my (perky) shrink, (see above) has suggested that I talk to someone fascinating. I find myself fascinating so will keep talking to myself. Too bad I don't have boobies.

That made my day , seriously ! Thanks LM

>Sol

 

[ElijaRDC]

For those of you bored souls reading along . . . my (perky) shrink, (see above) has suggested that I talk to someone fascinating. I find myself fascinating so will keep talking to myself. Too bad I don't have boobies.

I might start doing this on my thread. I have boobies so no one will question it

 

[snowkitten13]

Hi silly munky!

 

[LusterMunky]

I might start doing this on my thread. I have boobiies

I noticed

That made my day , seriously ! Thanks LM

>Sol

You are easily entertained.

Hi silly munky!

Don't call me silly unless you mean it. I'm not easy.

 

[Kat73]

You are as easy as they cum... Waggle a pair of bewbies in your face and you are putty!!

Hey Munky dear! How's it hanging?

 

[Iceprincess12]

Hi again cute monkey! I would apply but I am not that good. If you find some fascinating people to chat with, let me know. My brain becomes mushy when all I do is kiss all day, lol.

 

[BradBigBrain]

You are as easy as they cum... Waggle a pair of bewbies in your face and you are putty!!

Hey Munky dear! How's it hanging?

I am putty in your hands, baby!

 

[Kat73]

I am putty in your hands, baby!

I'd like to think you would be putty in my mouth too!!

 

[LusterMunky]

What I really wanted from this thread (Iraq, Angelina, etc.) was some civilized conversation. Instead you all keep sending me Boobie Pics.

 

[MsLead]

Hey Munky...friends or enemies today?

 

[LusterMunky]

Hey Munky...friends or enemies today?

Friends

 

[MsLead]

Friends

can I dwunk with you or lick your glass?

 

[Kat73]

Check your box. More boobies on their way!!

 

[Twlightdreamer]

*pokes Munky with a stick*

 

[LusterMunky]

can I dwunk with you or lick your glass?

You are such a tramp.

 

[MsLead]

You are such a tramp.

yes and you like me

 

[LusterMunky]

yes and you like me

You can have your tawdry way with me, use me, but only if you will bring me the finest bagels in all the land in the morning.

 

[MsLead]

You can have your tawdry way with me, use me, but only if you will bring me the finest bagels in all the land in the morning.

deal....now if only the middle east could agree on anything