The Dwunky Munky Thread

[MausAss]

I remember when your threads had chocolate *sigh*

Maybe an elephant ride will cheer you up.

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[LusterMunky]

how did I get here??

Two possibilities: a) you are totally demented; b) you are perpetually horny.

p.s. Please quit calling at three in the morning. You're waking up my cat

 

[LusterMunky]

I remember when your threads had chocolate *sigh*

Please!

I have chocolate syrup, if we can figure out how to use it.

 

[may_I_please]

Maybe an elephant ride will cheer you up.

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I read your new story

It cheered me up in a special way

 

[may_I_please]

Please!

I have chocolate syrup, if we can figure out how to use it.

Don't you grab hold and ...squeeze munky?


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[LusterMunky]

This thread has legs.

Munky, I'm not sure this thread has legs. What it needs is boobies.

 

[LusterMunky]

Munky, I'm not sure this thread has legs. What it needs is boobies.

You are talking to yourself again, Munky. I think you might need a shrink. May I suggest Ingrid Bergman aka Dr. Constance Peterson in 'Spellbound'?

Total Fox.

 

[MsLead]

You are talking to yourself again, Munky. I think you might need a shrink. May I suggest Ingrid Bergman aka Dr. Constance Peterson in 'Spellbound'?

Total Fox.

I think u might need a drink

 

[LusterMunky]

I think u might need a drink

Thank you, but no. I'm trying to pace myself. I've already had a bag of grass, five pellets of mescaline, two sheets of high-powered blotter acid, a salt shaker full of cocaine, and a whole galaxy of multi-colored uppers, downers, and screamers. Oh, and a dozen amyls.

I'm saving the rum for dessert.

 

[AbsintheFather]

Thank you, but no. I'm trying to pace myself. I've already had a bag of grass, five pellets of mescaline, two sheets of high-powered blotter acid, a salt shaker full of cocaine, and a whole galaxy of multi-colored uppers, downers, and screamers. Oh, and a dozen amyls.

I'm saving the rum for dessert.

Fear and Loathing in Mexico by Hunter S. Munky

 

[Sweet_Annie]

Munky, you're an odd fellow.

 

[LusterMunky]

Fear and Loathing in Mexico by Hunter S. Munky

I only plagiarize the best.

Munky, you're an odd fellow.

My new Lit Title!

 

[TomBoner]

My new Lit Title!

That's not new. You've always been known as an odd fellow here at lit LM!

 

[AbsintheFather]

I read his books back in college, I seem to recall enjoying the Campaign Trail '72 a lot too.


"When the going gets weird, the weird turn professional.”

“Live steady. Don't fuck around. Give anything weird a wide berth -- including people. It's not worth it. I learned this the hard way, through brutal overindulgence.

“I feel The Fear coming on, and the only cure for that is to chew up a fat black wad of blood-opium about the size of a young meatball and then call a cab for a fast run down to that strip of X-film houses on 14th Street… peel back the brain, let the opium take hold, and get locked into serious pornography.”

― Hunter S. Thompson, Fear and Loathing on the Campaign Trail '72

 

[TomBoner]

I read his books back in college, I seem to recall enjoying the Campaign Trail '72 a lot too.


"When the going gets weird, the weird turn professional.”

“Live steady. Don't fuck around. Give anything weird a wide berth -- including people. It's not worth it. I learned this the hard way, through brutal overindulgence.

“I feel The Fear coming on, and the only cure for that is to chew up a fat black wad of blood-opium about the size of a young meatball and then call a cab for a fast run down to that strip of X-film houses on 14th Street… peel back the brain, let the opium take hold, and get locked into serious pornography.”

― Hunter S. Thompson, Fear and Loathing on the Campaign Trail '72

Awwwww ... good ol' Hunter. He was a bit of an odd fellow too!

 

[LusterMunky]

I read his books back in college, I seem to recall enjoying the Campaign Trail '72 a lot too.


"When the going gets weird, the weird turn professional.”

“Live steady. Don't fuck around. Give anything weird a wide berth -- including people. It's not worth it. I learned this the hard way, through brutal overindulgence.

“I feel The Fear coming on, and the only cure for that is to chew up a fat black wad of blood-opium about the size of a young meatball and then call a cab for a fast run down to that strip of X-film houses on 14th Street… peel back the brain, let the opium take hold, and get locked into serious pornography.”

― Hunter S. Thompson, Fear and Loathing on the Campaign Trail '72

I did a re-read of everything (and I mean everything!) Doc wrote right after he died. Amazing. I sure miss him. One of my great regrets is not having made a pilgrimage to Woody Creek.

 

[LusterMunky]

You've always been known as an odd fellow here at lit LM!

The scary part is that I do it so effortlessly.

 

[TomBoner]

The scary part is that I do it so effortlessly.

It's a natural born talent, my friend. God gives one or two of those to everybody ... yours just happened to be oddity!

 

[AbsintheFather]

I did a re-read of everything (and I mean everything!) Doc wrote right after he died. Amazing. I sure miss him. One of my great regrets is not having made a pilgrimage to Woody Creek.

Yeah - Reading him inspires you to want to knock back a fifth with him and listen to him tell stories. Since reading LV, I've always admired and wanted to own a Vincent Black Shadow. In the early 80's I could have afforded one, it would have been a bit of a stretch, they were selling for $7.5 to 10k. Now collectors have driven the prices up to $100k for a restored one and it will never happen for me.

http://www.popularmechanics.com/cm/popularmechanics/images/EP/black-shadow-0811-mdn.jpg

 

[LusterMunky]

Maybe we should turn this thread into a Gonzo Tribute

Yeah - Reading him inspires you to want to knock back a fifth with him and listen to him tell stories. Since reading LV, I've always admired and wanted to own a Vincent Black Shadow. In the early 80's I could have afforded one, it would have been a bit of a stretch, they were selling for $7.5 to 10k. Now collectors have driven the prices up to $100k for a restored one and it will never happen for me.

http://www.popularmechanics.com/cm/popularmechanics/images/EP/black-shadow-0811-mdn.jpg

“Indeed ... but no sand this time, so the lever goes up into fourth, and now there's no sound except wind. Screw
it all the way over, reach through the handlebars to raise the headlight beam, the needle leans down on a hundred, and wind-burned eyeballs strain to see down the centerline, trying to provide a margin for the reflexes.

But with the throttle screwed on there is only the barest margin, and no room at all for mistakes. It has to be done right ... and that's when the strange music starts, when you stretch your luck so far that fear becomes exhilaration and vibrates along your arms. You can barely see at a hundred; the tears blow back so fast that they vaporize before they get to your ears. The only sounds are wind and a dull roar floating back from the mufflers. You watch the white line and try to lean with it ... howling through a turn to the right, then to the left and down the long hill to Pacifica ... letting off now, watching for cops, but only until the next dark stretch and another few seconds on the edge ... The Edge ... There is no honest way to explain it because the only people who really know where it is are the ones who have gone over. The others -- the living -- are those who pushed their control as far as they felt they could handle it, and then pulled back, or slowed down, or did whatever they had to when it came time to choose between Now and Later."

- HST

Now or Later? Pretty soon, Later is Now, and Now is Yesterday.

Ooops, sowwy, didn't mean to wax (un)poetic. I think I'll visit the Boobie Thread now.

 

[ViciousTease]

Kisses for Munk

 

[LusterMunky]

Kisses for Munk

Thank you Dearest VT. But . . . next time we have Wild Munky Sex could you take off your fucking boots?

 

[ViciousTease]

Thank you Dearest VT. But . . . next time we have Wild Munky Sex could you take off your fucking boots?

Silly Munky, I can't possibly have wild munky sex without my "fucking boots". I don't own any other fucking footwear.

 

[LusterMunky]

Silly Munky, I can't possibly have wild munky sex without my "fucking boots". I don't own any other fucking footwear.

Somebody tuck me in. I need a nappy.

 

[snowkitten13]

Somebody tuck me in. I need a nappy.

Tuck, tuck,