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Dear little one,

They weren't lying when they all said eat, sleep, and shit. You are way too land way too comfortable right now. I know you know what you are doing. The way you look at me out of the corner of your eye as you have my wife's tit in your mouth. The way you look at me when you are laying there with a shit diaper without a care in the world. I bet you dream about making me jealous while you constantly sleep until you cry and a nipple is popped into your mouth.

Yeah that is right. Jealous. Not only do you get some titty whenever you want as of today you are the last person to be inside my wife's vagina. How am I supposed to feel about this? Another guy inside her and I haven't had any in a long time. There is something wrong with me for allowing you to rest comfortably inside my house after being head to feet inside her. He'll how am I supposed to compete with that. I have an average penis. How is she going to feel anything? I will have to fun her sideways now. Thanks a lot.

I am also jealous you can take a shit and just wait. Just sit around and wait and if mommy and daddy are too busy you sure as fuck let us know that you are tired of your own stink. So how is it whenever someone farts or takes a shit it doesn't smell near as bad to us as it does to other people? Maybe you should heed to that policy especially when I am either just going to bed or watching Sportscenter. It seems to me that your shits are timed to fuck up my day and I KNOW you do it on purpose. There isn't a doubt in my mind. You here that Sportscenter theme an it causes your asshole to automatically start contracting.

You sleep too much. I think it is time fe you to start pulling your weight around the household. Your laziness is starting to rub off on my wife. I had to fix my own dinner last night and even though I make a mean PB&J, unlike shits and farts they are better when someone else makes them. So get off your ass and pickup your pacifier when you drop it. There is no reason to scream so fucking loudly and high pitches that bats actually circle our house at night. Just roll off of me and get the damn thing. This self of entitlement generation is going to be the ruin of the US. You are lucky I don't spank your ass for talking to me that way.

I know you are less than two months old but I don't give a fuck. Quit hogging the titties and quit teasing me about being the last one inside my wife. Finally if you have to take a shit then go to the bathroom. It is foul to shit yourself like that unless you are really drunk or trying to get a girl who is obsessed with you to leave you the fuck alone. Just remember one thing:

Put the seat down or mom gets pissed off and starts going off about not having webbed feet or something like that.
 
IhateClowns said:
Dear little one,

They weren't lying when they all said eat, sleep, and shit. You are way too land way too comfortable right now. I know you know what you are doing. The way you look at me out of the corner of your eye as you have my wife's tit in your mouth. The way you look at me when you are laying there with a shit diaper without a care in the world. I bet you dream about making me jealous while you constantly sleep until you cry and a nipple is popped into your mouth.

Yeah that is right. Jealous. Not only do you get some titty whenever you want as of today you are the last person to be inside my wife's vagina. How am I supposed to feel about this? Another guy inside her and I haven't had any in a long time. There is something wrong with me for allowing you to rest comfortably inside my house after being head to feet inside her. He'll how am I supposed to compete with that. I have an average penis. How is she going to feel anything? I will have to fun her sideways now. Thanks a lot.

I am also jealous you can take a shit and just wait. Just sit around and wait and if mommy and daddy are too busy you sure as fuck let us know that you are tired of your own stink. So how is it whenever someone farts or takes a shit it doesn't smell near as bad to us as it does to other people? Maybe you should heed to that policy especially when I am either just going to bed or watching Sportscenter. It seems to me that your shits are timed to fuck up my day and I KNOW you do it on purpose. There isn't a doubt in my mind. You here that Sportscenter theme an it causes your asshole to automatically start contracting.

You sleep too much. I think it is time fe you to start pulling your weight around the household. Your laziness is starting to rub off on my wife. I had to fix my own dinner last night and even though I make a mean PB&J, unlike shits and farts they are better when someone else makes them. So get off your ass and pickup your pacifier when you drop it. There is no reason to scream so fucking loudly and high pitches that bats actually circle our house at night. Just roll off of me and get the damn thing. This self of entitlement generation is going to be the ruin of the US. You are lucky I don't spank your ass for talking to me that way.

I know you are less than two months old but I don't give a fuck. Quit hogging the titties and quit teasing me about being the last one inside my wife. Finally if you have to take a shit then go to the bathroom. It is foul to shit yourself like that unless you are really drunk or trying to get a girl who is obsessed with you to leave you the fuck alone. Just remember one thing:

Put the seat down or mom gets pissed off and starts going off about not having webbed feet or something like that.
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OMG, I love you. :D
 
IhateClowns said:
Dear little one,

They weren't lying when they all said eat, sleep, and shit. You are way too land way too comfortable right now. I know you know what you are doing. The way you look at me out of the corner of your eye as you have my wife's tit in your mouth. The way you look at me when you are laying there with a shit diaper without a care in the world. I bet you dream about making me jealous while you constantly sleep until you cry and a nipple is popped into your mouth.

Yeah that is right. Jealous. Not only do you get some titty whenever you want as of today you are the last person to be inside my wife's vagina. How am I supposed to feel about this? Another guy inside her and I haven't had any in a long time. There is something wrong with me for allowing you to rest comfortably inside my house after being head to feet inside her. He'll how am I supposed to compete with that. I have an average penis. How is she going to feel anything? I will have to fun her sideways now. Thanks a lot.

I am also jealous you can take a shit and just wait. Just sit around and wait and if mommy and daddy are too busy you sure as fuck let us know that you are tired of your own stink. So how is it whenever someone farts or takes a shit it doesn't smell near as bad to us as it does to other people? Maybe you should heed to that policy especially when I am either just going to bed or watching Sportscenter. It seems to me that your shits are timed to fuck up my day and I KNOW you do it on purpose. There isn't a doubt in my mind. You here that Sportscenter theme an it causes your asshole to automatically start contracting.

You sleep too much. I think it is time fe you to start pulling your weight around the household. Your laziness is starting to rub off on my wife. I had to fix my own dinner last night and even though I make a mean PB&J, unlike shits and farts they are better when someone else makes them. So get off your ass and pickup your pacifier when you drop it. There is no reason to scream so fucking loudly and high pitches that bats actually circle our house at night. Just roll off of me and get the damn thing. This self of entitlement generation is going to be the ruin of the US. You are lucky I don't spank your ass for talking to me that way.

I know you are less than two months old but I don't give a fuck. Quit hogging the titties and quit teasing me about being the last one inside my wife. Finally if you have to take a shit then go to the bathroom. It is foul to shit yourself like that unless you are really drunk or trying to get a girl who is obsessed with you to leave you the fuck alone. Just remember one thing:

Put the seat down or mom gets pissed off and starts going off about not having webbed feet or something like that.
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Dude. You are da man.
 
IhateClowns said:
Dear little one,

They weren't lying when they all said eat, sleep, and shit. You are way too land way too comfortable right now. I know you know what you are doing. The way you look at me out of the corner of your eye as you have my wife's tit in your mouth. The way you look at me when you are laying there with a shit diaper without a care in the world. I bet you dream about making me jealous while you constantly sleep until you cry and a nipple is popped into your mouth.

Yeah that is right. Jealous. Not only do you get some titty whenever you want as of today you are the last person to be inside my wife's vagina. How am I supposed to feel about this? Another guy inside her and I haven't had any in a long time. There is something wrong with me for allowing you to rest comfortably inside my house after being head to feet inside her. He'll how am I supposed to compete with that. I have an average penis. How is she going to feel anything? I will have to fun her sideways now. Thanks a lot.

I am also jealous you can take a shit and just wait. Just sit around and wait and if mommy and daddy are too busy you sure as fuck let us know that you are tired of your own stink. So how is it whenever someone farts or takes a shit it doesn't smell near as bad to us as it does to other people? Maybe you should heed to that policy especially when I am either just going to bed or watching Sportscenter. It seems to me that your shits are timed to fuck up my day and I KNOW you do it on purpose. There isn't a doubt in my mind. You here that Sportscenter theme an it causes your asshole to automatically start contracting.

You sleep too much. I think it is time fe you to start pulling your weight around the household. Your laziness is starting to rub off on my wife. I had to fix my own dinner last night and even though I make a mean PB&J, unlike shits and farts they are better when someone else makes them. So get off your ass and pickup your pacifier when you drop it. There is no reason to scream so fucking loudly and high pitches that bats actually circle our house at night. Just roll off of me and get the damn thing. This self of entitlement generation is going to be the ruin of the US. You are lucky I don't spank your ass for talking to me that way.

I know you are less than two months old but I don't give a fuck. Quit hogging the titties and quit teasing me about being the last one inside my wife. Finally if you have to take a shit then go to the bathroom. It is foul to shit yourself like that unless you are really drunk or trying to get a girl who is obsessed with you to leave you the fuck alone. Just remember one thing:

Put the seat down or mom gets pissed off and starts going off about not having webbed feet or something like that.
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You are certifiably nuts....What ya gonna do when miniihc is 17 and ask for the keys to the car right after he introduces you his new gf 16 year old miniptk......:):):)
 
photograph said:
OMG, I love you. :D
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Awe my first love post. I am both honored an now horny.
BradBigBrain said:
Dude. You are da man.
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No. He is the man and let's me know we are lucky he chose us all the time. He is very full of himself.
Pinktacokitty said:
You are certifiably nuts....What ya gonna do when miniihc is 17 and ask for the keys to the car right after he introduces you his new gf 16 year old miniptk......:):):)
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I only have 1 dick to worry about. That is all that matters.
 
IhateClowns said:
Awe my first love post. I am both honored an now horny.

No. He is the man and let's me know we are lucky he chose us all the time. He is very full of himself.

I only have 1 dick to worry about. That is all that matters.
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Just wait until it's potty training time!
 
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