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Dear Nephew,

I spent 4 hours Sunday morning erasing my fingerprints tying off water balloon after water balloon for your birthday party. Not only did I lose feeling in my fingers I lost all dignity after the 4th balloon had popped in my lap causing me to look like I have a penis malfunction.

I tied off 96 balloons that morning prior to your friends showing up for the birthday party. I put them in buckets and spread them all over the yard so you could have an epic water balloon fight with them. Epic was certainly what I hopped for instead what I witnessed made me want to punt your cake onto the roof.


I didn't spend 4 hours tying little balloons to watch you and your friends pick them up and throw them again the fence. Are you kidding me? What was supposed to be epic turned into 4 minutes of you guys laughing hysterically as balloon after balloon broke against the fence.

What happened to kids today? No dodge ball. No keeping scores in sports and no throwing water balloons at each other. No wonder the Chinese are kicking our ass. I guarantee you they are pelting each other with rubber balls and water balloons while our kids of today are throwing them against a fence while playing on their iPods that those Chinese kids made for .15 cents an hour.

At least I can rob someone without worrying about wearing gloves.

Signed,

I believe in water boarding.

Now.
 
IhateClowns said:
Dear Nephew,

I spent 4 hours Sunday morning erasing my fingerprints tying off water balloon after water balloon for your birthday party. Not only did I lose feeling in my fingers I lost all dignity after the 4th balloon had popped in my lap causing me to look like I have a penis malfunction.

I tied off 96 balloons that morning prior to your friends showing up for the birthday party. I put them in buckets and spread them all over the yard so you could have an epic water balloon fight with them. Epic was certainly what I hopped for instead what I witnessed made me want to punt your cake onto the roof.


I didn't spend 4 hours tying little balloons to watch you and your friends pick them up and throw them again the fence. Are you kidding me? What was supposed to be epic turned into 4 minutes of you guys laughing hysterically as balloon after balloon broke against the fence.

What happened to kids today? No dodge ball. No keeping scores in sports and no throwing water balloons at each other. No wonder the Chinese are kicking our ass. I guarantee you they are pelting each other with rubber balls and water balloons while our kids of today are throwing them against a fence while playing on their iPods that those Chinese kids made for .15 cents an hour.

At least I can rob someone without worrying about wearing gloves.

Signed,

I believe in water boarding.

Now.
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And you didn't pick up the hose and spray them all at full force????
I would have!

I remember an epic water fight from my childhood. Two houses, next door to each other. Two groups. Hoses, balloons...we didn't bother with the 70's squirt guns they didn't have enough oomph. I remember buckets of water being thrown at each other.

Ah...yes...kids these days. sigh...
 
lakesailer_mi said:
And you didn't pick up the hose and spray them all at full force????
I would have!

I remember an epic water fight from my childhood. Two houses, next door to each other. Two groups. Hoses, balloons...we didn't bother with the 70's squirt guns they didn't have enough oomph. I remember buckets of water being thrown at each other.

Ah...yes...kids these days. sigh...
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Our epic water fights included my parents.

My dad fights dirty.

My mom tried to use the kitchen as a safe house to get away, we couldnt throw water balloons into the house!


...but dad could. :devil:

But he didn't. He used a whole bucket.:D
 
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Buckets, hoses, sponges, and large marshmallows come into play when kids say they're hot and bored around me.
 
lakesailer_mi said:
And you didn't pick up the hose and spray them all at full force????
I would have!

I remember an epic water fight from my childhood. Two houses, next door to each other. Two groups. Hoses, balloons...we didn't bother with the 70's squirt guns they didn't have enough oomph. I remember buckets of water being thrown at each other.

Ah...yes...kids these days. sigh...
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And ruin their fun? No I just took ice cubs and started throwing at them. They learned to dodge real fast.
 
lakesailer_mi said:
The first time I went in a set toy shop I was traveling. I have to admit to being nervous still.
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I went to my first gay club with my best friend, her boyfriend, and her friend. Afterwards, we went into this toy shop...my best friend and her friend were talking to the guy working. Her boyfriend and I were walking around talking about how realistic some of the dildos were. LOL
 
The sex shop was a rite of passage with my friends. Turn 18, you had to go and you had to buy something. :devil:
 
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sunshinegirl05 said:
I went to my first gay club with my best friend, her boyfriend, and her friend. Afterwards, we went into this toy shop...my best friend and her friend were talking to the guy working. Her boyfriend and I were walking around talking about how realistic some of the dildos were. LOL
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Dallas has some outstanding gay clubs, they can be very very very fun if you are in a naughty mood.........and a lil Patron' can get you in that mood.....:devil::devil::devil::devil:
 
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