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[IhateClowns]

Women believe they can bring out the best in any man, while men believe their best was when the woman said "Do you want to come in?"

 

[IhateClowns]

I can't find any stories that feature the look of a woman's utter shock and horror when you pull out to shoot on their stomach and a long thick rope slaps them in the right eye.

 

[weespanner]

I have never, ever masturbated thinking about anyone from Lit....
truly, honestly....cross my heart and hope to.... *thud*

 

[Cymru6969]

I have never, ever masturbated thinking about anyone from Lit....
truly, honestly....cross my heart and hope to.... *thud*

I know CPR

I can give mouth to mouth resuscitation

I brush my teeth 6 times daily

 

[java_girl]

black ... lace

 

[IhateClowns]

No clue

 

[IhateClowns]

I think the term masturbation isn't right for exactly how I make love to myself. I prefer to call it self fucking.

 

[NotHisLady]

I think the term masturbation isn't right for exactly how I make love to myself. I prefer to call it self fucking.

autointimacy?

 

[Ellafun]

Good friends are like condoms. They protect you when things get hard.

 

[IhateClowns]

autointimacy?

I like that term as well but I tend to get aggressive with myself. Slap myself around, pull my back hair, etc etc

 

[Cymru6969]

Life is like a prick

When it's soft you can't beat it

When it's hard you get fucked

 

[PlayfulLittle1]

See you tomorrow.

 

[raiguy]

Things that make ya go BUUUUUUH

 

[butters]

3!

..

 

[raiguy]

If I had a nickel for every time somebody asked me for change, I'd still say I didn't because I rarely carry change!

 

[Ellafun]

Lemonade.

 

[Cymru6969]

http://25.media.tumblr.com/9438358235b158d952848b81aa424f59/tumblr_mn31y0ky7k1rhk6xio1_400.gif

 

[85Ironman]

There once was a man from Nantucket

 

[raiguy]

If you make haste while running away, you might get laid!

 

[TheSilverLining]

Eeeeeenie.
Meeeeenie.
Miiiiiiiiiiiiinie. (mine)
Mo.

 

[sunshinegirl05]

I have never, ever masturbated thinking about anyone from Lit....
truly, honestly....cross my heart and hope to.... *thud*

I know CPR

I can give mouth to mouth resuscitation

I brush my teeth 6 times daily

hahahahahaha!!!!!!!

 

[IhateClowns]

hahahahahaha!!!!!!!

She is a sweet person and well liked by most everybody

 

[IhateClowns]

Wow that profile page might be the worst grammar and spelling one I have seen on here and my spelinge and gremmer is shyt

 

[Littlebitofme]

closets....nice

 

[Pinktacokitty]

Sex in public..........