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I'm sorry, but our lines are currently busy. Please leave your name, number, measurements, some pictures of your panties, a few naked photos, a very sexy voice mail, and we'll get back to you in four to six business days. Thank you again for taking the time to care about how we may satisfy your every need. But if you'd like to skip to the head of the line, My skype contact is.....

If I left you that information, I'd be pushed to the bottom of the stack...and then you'd hand that file off to someone else. :p
 
If I left you that information, I'd be pushed to the bottom of the stack...and then you'd hand that file off to someone else. :p

I personally guarantee a firm handling by myself and myself alone. Please submit your skype contact information and you can view said handling up close and as personally as you can handle. Some side effects include nausea, upset stomach, a wee bit of vomiting in the mouth, and sudden and uncontrollable urges to leave Lit and really contemplate a career in accounting. Results may vary. And once again, we thank you for your call. :)
 
I personally guarantee a firm handling by myself and myself alone. Please submit your skype contact information and you can view said handling up close and as personally as you can handle. Some side effects include nausea, upset stomach, a wee bit of vomiting in the mouth, and sudden and uncontrollable urges to leave Lit and really contemplate a career in accounting. Results may vary. And once again, we thank you for your call. :)


I will call back later. Thank you...and have a great day!!! ;)
 
“By being yourself, you put something wonderful in the world that was not there before.” Edwin Elliot
 
Dear Yahoo IM,

Stop being a little bitch. Is it too much to ask that you work right when I am using it from my phone? I am missing out on very quality time with my favorite guy!!!!

Please, think about working right.

Signed,

A completely frustrated, but on my knees begging you, Litster
 
I think even though we are a month out still, it will happen sooner than that. At least I hope it does.
 
Fucking scammers on Craigslist. I put my iPhone on there with my phone number to call or text me about it and I am inundated with texts from people wanting it shipped overseas for an extra price. Just give them my Paypal information. Fuck off! Does this shit work on people? How sad if you fall for this crap.
 
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