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[luvthedesserts]

Ran out of socks, huh? Doesn't that just suck.

Oh, hell no. I'm not sucking it. Well, if I could reach it,sure. But no. Sometimes a guy isn't prepared for a random and unexpected hook up with five little cheese covered oompa loompas. And now I can't get that damn song out of my head.

 

[photograph]

You'll be fine, I promise. It's only weird the first time.

 

[luvthedesserts]

You'll be fine, I promise. It's only weird the first time.

Oh no. I've sucked a ton of those, just not mine. I was in prison remember. Best years of my life. I'm still pissed they found out I hadn't committed a crime.

 

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Oh no. I've sucked a ton of those, just not mine. I was in prison remember. Best years of my life. I'm still pissed they found out I hadn't committed a crime.

Ah, well, in that case, maybe you can give me a few pointers.

 

[luvthedesserts]

Ah, well, in that case, maybe you can give me a few pointers.

Oh, I'll give you a few pointers. I'm gonna magic marker instructions for you. Then I'm gonna sign my name on that ass.

 

[photograph]

Oh, I'll give you a few pointers. I'm gonna magic marker instructions for you. Then I'm gonna sign my name on that ass.

Yes, yes, I know. I'm still shocked that you know how to write...

 

[luvthedesserts]

Yes, yes, I know. I'm still shocked that you know how to write...

Yea, but my penmanship really blows. You're gonna have to help me with that part.

 

[photograph]

Yea, but my penmanship really blows. You're gonna have to help me with that part.

I'll try my best.

 

[luvthedesserts]

I'll try my best.

You know what they say, the worst blowjob is still better than the best handjob.

 

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You know what they say, the worst blowjob is still better than the best handjob.

I'll keep that in mind. I'll also make sure to roll my eyes, and be completely uninterested. I know that's what you like the most.

 

[luvthedesserts]

I'll keep that in mind. I'll also make sure to roll my eyes, and be completely uninterested. I know that's what you like the most.

And check your watch. I don't want to break 13 seconds. And could you spit it in my belly button. I love the squishy sounds it makes when I finger myself.

 

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And check your watch. I don't want to break 13 seconds. And could you spit it in my belly button. I love the squishy sounds it makes when I finger myself.

You can count on it. I'll even set a timer.

 

[luvthedesserts]

You can count on it. I'll even set a timer.

Thanks. And when you sit up can you say, "I hate myself right now." I want it to be really really authentic.

 

[photograph]

Thanks. And when you sit up can you say, "I hate myself right now." I want it to be really really authentic.

Oh, it will be. Along with that look in my eyes that says I hate you too.

 

[luvthedesserts]

Oh, it will be. Along with that look in my eyes that says I hate you too.

You have to know I just gasmed from that. You give me that, I hate you, look and I'm gone. Two, three seconds tops. The only thing sexier is curling up in a fetal tuck and weeping. I don't know how many times I've done that.

 

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You have to know I just gasmed from that. You give me that, I hate you, look and I'm gone. Two, three seconds tops. The only thing sexier is curling up in a fetal tuck and weeping. I don't know how many times I've done that.

It's so sweet of you to be giving away all your secrets like this. I mean, I really had no clue, but I appreciate the heads up.

 

[luvthedesserts]

It's so sweet of you to be giving away all your secrets like this. I mean, I really had no clue, but I appreciate the heads up.

No worries. We'll take turns being repulsed by me. It'll be so hot. I'm mean, so hot. Scorching hot.

 

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No worries. We'll take turns being repulsed by me. It'll be so hot. I'm mean, so hot. Scorching hot.

Oh, awesome. I'm freezing anyway, so that'll help things.

 

[luvthedesserts]

Oh, awesome. I'm freezing anyway, so that'll help things.

I could give you a ton of options and suggestions, but I have a feeling you'd shoot them down one by one.

 

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I could give you a ton of options and suggestions, but I have a feeling you'd shoot them down one by one.

Didn't we just have that discussion? I'm pretty sure we did.

 

[luvthedesserts]

Didn't we just have that discussion? I'm pretty sure we did.

Whoa. Are you having deja vu? That is so weird. I get the feeling I've had that before.

 

[photograph]

Whoa. Are you having deja vu? That is so weird. I get the feeling I've had that before.

Shhhh, go to sleep. You only have a few days to rest.

 

[BluKitten]

Good Morning!

 

[Jett_73]

Yes

 

[daus42]

You’re braver than you believe, and stronger than you seem, and smarter than you think.

— A.A. Milne