IhateClowns
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*jumps on clowns* hey how are ya? You're pretty awesome and have a great sense of humor.
Hey stranger been a while. Hope all is well in your world.
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*jumps on clowns* hey how are ya? You're pretty awesome and have a great sense of humor.
Thanks for letting me picture your moobs. Sorry they're only A cups.
The anxiety lessens. You'll figure out which cry means what in time. Sometimes they just cry to mess with you. That's the ones that really cause the cold sweats. You run through everything and they're still screaming at you. Another month and you'll be a zombie and won't have to think to much about it. He'll have you programed and obedient. They're devious that way. And good news, you're only a year or so from him sleeping through the night. Just hang in there.
Yay. I have learned that when he cries it is like a permanent dog whistle in my ears. Doesn't matter if I have plugs or am suffocating myself with a pillow I can still hear him. I swear it is so loud bats circle our house at night.
Thanks for letting me picture your moobs. Sorry they're only A cups.
The anxiety lessens. You'll figure out which cry means what in time. Sometimes they just cry to mess with you. That's the ones that really cause the cold sweats. You run through everything and they're still screaming at you. Another month and you'll be a zombie and won't have to think to much about it. He'll have you programed and obedient. They're devious that way. And good news, you're only a year or so from him sleeping through the night. Just hang in there.

I think once he is done with the bilirubin lights bed things will get easier. I can't look at him in it without thinking of ET's finger.
unless they're like my no2 son who didn't sleep through till he was 12.
ihc, best of luck and you'll survive. you won't know quite how you did, but you will. older, wiser, and knackered![]()
I would kiss her, hug her, molest her until I was exhausted.
... until at least number five.![]()
I just watched Pitch Perfect by myself. I think I need to go shoot something and eat a steak. Get my man card back.
I think my IQ just dropped ten points as the kids turned on "Dodgeball"...![]()
:rollseye:It's a really funny movie...can't believe you're eye rolling...
"if you can dodge a wrench, you can dodge a ball" lmao
I think my IQ just dropped ten points as the kids turned on "Dodgeball"...![]()