The Great Lit Pie Fight

[ozme52]

Momentarily stunned by bear's underhanded and totally unwarranted sneak attack,

I am at cookie's mercy when she tosses me into the pie filling.

Ahhhrg. Quick dry filling. I'm stuck.

I can only laugh when cookie does likewise to bear, who was doubled over, helplessly giggling at my predicament.

Now what? What will the (I hope I hope) evil cookie do to the two hapless helpless heroes.

 

[cookiejar]

*I walk to the "piemen".......in just my "pie bikini".......I stand over them......

leaning over bear I say....."What do you want cutie?"

On to Ozme....."Well handsome , you want the same thing?"

 

[ozme52]

*I walk to the "piemen".......in just my "pie bikini".......I stand over them......

leaning over bear I say....."What do you want cutie?"

On to Ozme....."Well handsome , you want the same thing?"

Nodding my head! Yesssssss!

 

[cookiejar]

Nodding my head! Yesssssss!

*waiting for Bear's answer......letting Oz lick some bikini*

 

[biggbear8]

ooooooohhhhhhh yesssssssss please

giggling hard winking at ozme looking at cookie

whose first hehehhehehehehehhehehee

 

[cookiejar]

ooooooohhhhhhh yesssssssss please

giggling hard winking at ozme looking at cookie

whose first hehehhehehehehehhehehee

What if I do you both together?........*unzipping both "piemen's " zipper.........reaching for..............

 

[biggbear8]

mmmmmmmmmmm baby sure u can handle us both

im willing mmmmmmmmm baby

 

[cookiejar]

mmmmmmmmmmm baby sure u can handle us both

im willing mmmmmmmmm baby

Poor Bear and ozme.......are you helpless little "piemen"....

lying there with your zippers open


cookie

 

[biggbear8]

helpless not hopeless please baby ur making me ................................................................

 

[cookiejar]

helpless not hopeless please baby ur making me ................................................................

Well Bear my other "pieman" has deserted ...he had someone help him out. So I guess all my attention goes to you.....

*leaning over Bear......opening his unzipped pants......licking my lips ....I move down between his legs........and peek in his boxers........hmmmmmmmmmmmm

 

[biggbear8]

OHHHHHHHHHH BABY IM AT UR MERCY I CANT EVER MOVE TO TOUCH YOU PLEASE BE GENTLE AAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGG I WANT TO TOUCH AAAAAAGHHHHHHHHHH OHHHHHHHHH

BABY SOOOOOOOOO GOOD

 

[cookiejar]

Well Bear my other "pieman" has deserted ...he had someone help him out. So I guess all my attention goes to you.....

*leaning over Bear......opening his unzipped pants......licking my lips ....I move down between his legs........and peek in his boxers........hmmmmmmmmmmmm

I peek in his boxers......and smoosh a double chocolate cream in them....... .....dancing away lol

 

[biggbear8]

ohhhhhh baby its not nice to do that then just dance away

i cant move wont you help me (sad puppy eyes)

pleaseeeeeeeeeeee

baby honey sweetie

 

[cookiejar]

ohhhhhh baby its not nice to do that then just dance away

i cant move wont you help me (sad puppy eyes)

pleaseeeeeeeeeeee

baby honey sweetie

Awwwwwww those eyes always get me....*spraying you with warm water*.........Ok you are free ........but I don't trust you.....not in the least!

 

[biggbear8]

awwwwwwwwww honey u dont trust (sad puppy eyes )

lillte old me what can i do giggles









picking up a banana cream pie mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

 

[ozme52]

I may have desserted you!


But I'll never desert you!


Just here making mud pies. Four-eight inches of mud around the ranch cookie. And we're at the top of the hill.

Spent the day doing damage control. We had 60+mph winds the last 3 out of 4 days.

I'd invite you to check out my boxers too, but I saw what you did to Bear! LOL

 

[cookiejar]

I may have desserted you!


But I'll never desert you!


Just here making mud pies. Four-eight inches of mud around the ranch cookie. And we're at the top of the hill.

Spent the day doing damage control. We had 60+mph winds the last 3 out of 4 days.

I'd invite you to check out my boxers too, but I saw what you did to Bear! LOL

Awwwwww be a sport!! Let me look


MUD PIES!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[ozme52]

Awwwwww be a sport!! Let me look

Only if you promise not to faint.

I wouldn't be able to control myself if you were helpless before me....

On the other hand.....

Mouth to mouth resuscitation. Followed by
Mouth to.......... Yeah, go ahead and faint.

 

[cookiejar]

Only if you promise not to faint.

I wouldn't be able to control myself if you were helpless before me....

On the other hand.....

Mouth to mouth resuscitation. Followed by
Mouth to.......... Yeah, go ahead and faint.

*looking in Oz's boxers*........OMG.......catch me!!!

*swooning*

 

[ozme52]

*looking in Oz's boxers*........OMG.......catch me!!!

*swooning*

Only one cure for "hysteria"


A good "massage" should rouse and relieve this cookie!

 

[cookiejar]

Only one cure for "hysteria"


A good "massage" should rouse and relieve this cookie!

Yippeeeeeeeee!!!!! *laying down*

 

[biggbear8]

SNEAKING UP ON COOKIE LAYING THERE AND PUSHING A PIE IN HER FACE THEN KISSING AND LICKING IT OFF THEN REPEATING IT OVER AND OVER

 

[ozme52]

Oz begins cookies hysteria massage.

Nothing like a late 19th century diagnosis and cure for what ails ya cookie.


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<<-------------Oh look cookie!! I gave you number 2000!

Do I get a prize if I catch you?

 

[cookiejar]

Oz begins cookies hysteria massage.

Nothing like a late 19th century diagnosis and cure for what ails ya cookie.


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<<-------------Oh look cookie!! I gave you number 2000!

Do I get a prize if I catch you?

Wow I'm honored!........Oh 2000 posts.....thought you meant something else!!!


You gotta catch me first

 

[ozme52]

Now, about that case of hysteria.....


Let me continue the massage!!