The Great Lit Pie Fight

[cookiejar]

Now, about that case of hysteria.....


Let me continue the massage!!

Ohhhhhh Ozme......my hysteria is worsening.......keep massaging!!

 

[ozme52]

OMG, This may require an injection!

 

[cookiejar]

OMG, This may require an injection!

Oh a shot!!!!!! Now you are scaring little old me.......how sharp is your needle?......Ozme.....please be gentle! It's my first......errrr forget that! lol

cookie

 

[ozme52]

Don't worry cookie, this is a BLUNT instrument.

I can guarantee it won't hurt... but you'll feel it!!

 

[cookiejar]

Don't worry cookie, this is a BLUNT instrument.

I can guarantee it won't hurt... but you'll feel it!!

I just don't know.....*inching closer to Oz.......eyes down , kicking the floor*

It's the biggest shot I ever saw!!!!.......

 

[ozme52]

Heh heh!



Flatterer!

 

[cookiejar]

Heh heh!



Flatterer!

DARN!!!!!! He saw thru me!!!!!!....tossing a coconut cream.......I run like hell!!!

 

[ozme52]

Oz, having suspected subterfuge, reaches into his pocket, pulls out a remote control, and detonates his carefully laid trap.


cookie runs into the pie-zone as 15 claymore pies go off in her face. Blueberry!

 

[cookiejar]

Oz, having suspected subterfuge, reaches into his pocket, pulls out a remote control, and detonates his carefully laid trap.


cookie runs into the pie-zone as 15 claymore pies go off in her face. Blueberry!

Oh noooooooo....a bigger sneak than me! *heading for the showers*.......too bad "piemen".......I locked the door!


cookie

 

[biggbear8]

knock knock knock special delivery for cookiejar

you have to sing for this knock knock knock knock

special delivery for cookie jar

 

[cookiejar]

knock knock knock special delivery for cookiejar

you have to sing for this knock knock knock knock

special delivery for cookie jar

Sing or sign? Either way it's not working!

 

[biggbear8]

damnnnnnnnnnnnnn better learn to spell if im ever gooing to make that work hehehehehhehehehehehehehehehehehehheee


on my knees pleaseeeeeeeeeee let me in pleaseeeeeeeee

pretty pleaseeeeeeee

 

[ozme52]

[deep voice] "Knock Knock"
[cookie] "Who's there?"
[deep voice "Woo"
[cookie] "Woowho?"

[bear and oz in unison] Hey, no fair having so much fun by yourself. Let us in cookie!


[oz, whispering to bear] "think it worked?"

 

[cookiejar]

[deep voice] "Knock Knock"
[cookie] "Who's there?"
[deep voice "Woo"
[cookie] "Woowho?"

[bear and oz in unison] Hey, no fair having so much fun by yourself. Let us in cookie!


[oz, whispering to bear] "think it worked?"

The doors open!!!!! *cookie laying in a tub of chocolate pie filling*


Come on in...the pudding is fine!!!!!!

 

[tigerjen]

I haven't stopped in here for quite a while but

HERE ARE A GAZILLION PIES THROWN BY ME.........WHOMEVER
THEY HIT, THEY HIT!


MERRY CHRISTMAS EVERYBODY!!!!!!!

 

[biggbear8]

The doors open!!!!! *cookie laying in a tub of chocolate pie filling*


Come on in...the pudding is fine!!!!!!

MMMMMMMMM CHOCOLATE COVERED COOKIE

NIBBLE NIBBE LICK LICK MMMMMMMMM THE BEST COOKIE
IVE EATEN IN A LONG TIME

 

[cookiejar]

ATTENTION!!!!

Thusday and Friday....Big after holiday pie fight....come one....come all .....IF YOU DARE!!!



HAPPY HOLIDAYS PIE PEOPLE!!!!

 

[biggbear8]

I'LL BE THERE MIGHT HAVE TO WORK OFF A FEW POUNDS






NIBBLE NIBBLE NIBBLE MMMMMMMMMMMMMM GREAT COOKIE

 

[cookiejar]

I'LL BE THERE MIGHT HAVE TO WORK OFF A FEW POUNDS






NIBBLE NIBBLE NIBBLE MMMMMMMMMMMMMM GREAT COOKIE

I KNOW HOW TO TAKE POUNDS OFF YOU

YOU HOT BEAR LOVE YA MUCH!!!!!!

 

[Arden]

Arden smashes a fresh strawberry whipped cream pie in Sorons lap... and scrambles to lick him clean, because his company will be there soon!

*Comes up with a face full of whipped cream and strawberry goo*

Mmmmm. you've got to taste this!

*Sits in his lap, throws her arms around him and gives him a sexy, strawberry laced kiss*



Merry Christmas!

 

[Soron]

Arden smashes a fresh strawberry whipped cream pie in Sorons lap... and scrambles to lick him clean, because his company will be there soon!

*Comes up with a face full of whipped cream and strawberry goo*

Mmmmm. you've got to taste this!

*Sits in his lap, throws her arms around him and gives him a sexy, strawberry laced kiss*



Merry Christmas!

I LOVES early Christmas presents!

WOOO !!! HOOO !!!

 

[Arden]

I LOVES early Christmas presents!

WOOO !!! HOOO !!!

*Quiets him by going for more of those sexy, deep kisses that he's famous for*

 

[biggbear8]

I KNOW HOW TO TAKE POUNDS OFF YOU

YOU HOT BEAR LOVE YA MUCH!!!!!!

i love your ideas weg

YOU HOT COOKIE I LOVE YOU

 

[ozme52]

CANNON BALL!!!!!!!

chocolate pudding all over the place.





MERRY CHRISTMAS

 

[Arden]

*Wings a molasses pie at her 20 year old son, and enjoys the hell out of it.*
~sigh~

Thanks, I needed that!