The Hypochondriac Cafe

[scheherazade_79]

I don't feel well

 

[OhMissScarlett]

I don't feel well

*smoochies*

 

[Guest]

I don't feel well

yea neither do i

 

[ABSTRUSE]

yea neither do i

*POUNCE*

 

[scheherazade_79]

Update: I'm starting to burn... Very soon there'll be nothing left of me but a pile of ash.

 

[Goldie Munro]

Update: I'm starting to burn... Very soon there'll be nothing left of me but a pile of ash.

We will keep the ash safe! You will rise like the phoenix!

 

[scheherazade_79]

We will keep the ash safe! You will rise like the phoenix!

The phoenix has a sick note off rising for today.

I need to entertain a one and a half year old until bed time soon... I need some new auntie-batteries

 

[Goldie Munro]

The phoenix has a sick note off rising for today.

I need to entertain a one and a half year old until bed time soon... I need some new auntie-batteries

Phoenixs can rise anytime you want! Auntie-batteries are more difficult to supply! Good Luck!

 

[Nirvanadragones]

Ouch.

 

[ABSTRUSE]

Ouch.

ditto.

 

[CharleyH]

ditto.

Absy

 

[vampiredust]

I have a really bad migraine

feels quite painful

 

[Nirvanadragones]

I have a really bad migraine

feels quite painful

I hope you feel better, soon

 

[scheherazade_79]

My finger hurts

It happened when I was driving around a corner in Morrisons car park. Something went twang in the base of my index finger, then I felt a shooting pain. It's now gone stiff, and is swollen around the joint. It hurts when you squeeze around it.

I need this finger

 

[vampiredust]

My finger hurts

It happened when I was driving around a corner in Morrisons car park. Something went twang in the base of my index finger, then I felt a shooting pain. It's now gone stiff, and is swollen around the joint. It hurts when you squeeze around it.

I need this finger

let me kiss it better



hope that works

 

[scheherazade_79]

let me kiss it better



hope that works

It's started to work. Now all I need is a woman to fuck it better for me

 

[scheherazade_79]

My finger's still bad, and it's gone bruised now

I might have to have it amputated. Anyone got a sharp pair of scissors?

 

[Samandiriel]

My finger's still bad, and it's gone bruised now

I might have to have it amputated. Anyone got a sharp pair of scissors?

omg, nosepicking will never be the same.

 

[lucky-E-leven]

I got some acid burn whilst working on the cars today. It burns.

 

[Guest]

I got some acid burn whilst working on the cars today. It burns.

im sorry baby. good deeds should never be punished.

 

[Misty_Morning]

I am sick. I am miserable. And in addition to all the stuff I woke up with my body aches (at least I think it's because of the cold )

I think I need to call someone to come over and baby me. *sigh* Why does this have to happen now?

 

[ABSTRUSE]

Ow, owie owie.

Im cutting my legs off just above the knees.

 

[scheherazade_79]

Ow, owie owie.

Im cutting my legs off just above the knees.

Is this for the Heather Mills lookalike parade?

 

[scheherazade_79]

I'm suffering from severe disenchantment today

 

[Misty_Morning]

I feel horrible. I'm congested, achy, I got a sore throat, my lungs are burning, and my ears are stopped up. I can't believe that bitch gave me a cold. Talk about a going away present.