The Isolated Blurt BDSM Thread

[Keroin]

How about a couple of loving swats on the ass instead?

You know me too well.

 

[midwestyankee]

You know me too well.

Not quite well enough, actually.

 

[Keroin]

Not quite well enough, actually.

LOL.



So, talk about your surreal evenings. Last night I attended an awards ceremony for a literary competition - I was a judge, (feel free to oooo and aaaww in amazement here). The room was packed with poets and scribes of all stripes.

When the ceremony ended, I walked down the street to one of the local pubs to watch the UFC fights with L. The room was packed with a much different crowd but I felt no less at home.

Not often two of my universes bump so closely together like that.

 

[catalina_francisco]

I bet you're even kind to ax murders.

LOL, not entirely, but I do try and understand why they are the way they are.

Catalina

 

[midwestyankee]

LOL.



So, talk about your surreal evenings. Last night I attended an awards ceremony for a literary competition - I was a judge, (feel free to oooo and aaaww in amazement here). The room was packed with poets and scribes of all stripes.

When the ceremony ended, I walked down the street to one of the local pubs to watch the UFC fights with L. The room was packed with a much different crowd but I felt no less at home.

Not often two of my universes bump so closely together like that.

Ooooooo.....awwwww. So what's UFC? Sounds like a fluffers union.

 

[Keroin]

Ooooooo.....awwwww. So what's UFC? Sounds like a fluffers union.

Ha. Ultimate Fighting Challenge. It's a mixed martial arts competition.

 

[teknight]

Ha. Ultimate Fighting Challenge. It's a mixed martial arts competition.

Yup. It's the funner boxing.

 

[midwestyankee]

Ha. Ultimate Fighting Challenge. It's a mixed martial arts competition.

So kind of like kung fu meets bare-knuckles brawling?

 

[Keroin]

So kind of like kung fu meets bare-knuckles brawling?

Yes-ish. It is pugilistic perfection and calls out to my inner warrior.

 

[DeepGreenEyes]

That was interesting.

 

[Keroin]

That was interesting.

Interesting like "Wow, I didn't know my head could fit in there" or "Ah, so that's how many bees it takes to put a giraffe in a coma"?

 

[DeepGreenEyes]

Interesting like "Wow, I didn't know my head could fit in there" or "Ah, so that's how many bees it takes to put a giraffe in a coma"?

Nothing like either of those.

And I think it only takes one giraffe to put a bee in a coma. If the bee has his head stuck in the tiny bee railings of a tiny bee deck. On the savannah.

 

[Keroin]

Nothing like either of those.

Are you sure? I can't think of anything else that qualifies as interesting.

And I think it only takes one giraffe to put a bee in a coma. If the bee has his head stuck in the tiny bee railings of a tiny bee deck. On the savannah.

Whew, I can sleep tonight. Thanks!

 

[chy_girl]

I need a fuck friend. An non-submissive, IRL one.

So... How do you find one of those?

 

[YourCaptor]

So kind of like kung fu meets bare-knuckles brawling?

Nope, UFC is like super regulated now.

It's like football, you start out with this crazy death wish of a sport, then you regulate it, slap ad stickers on it, and then you end up with this weird thing where every match looks the same and it has become impossible to really do something cool. Oh, and competition between American players results in a world champion. Strange how that works.

 

[minx1]

Looking forward to going to the casino tonight with him.

I've never been before and am not really sure its my thing but I will give it a go!

 

[rida]

Looking forward to going to the casino tonight with him.

I've never been before and am not really sure its my thing but I will give it a go!

Just be yourself, and you'll be his lucky charm!

 

[Homburg]

I need a fuck friend. An non-submissive, IRL one.

So... How do you find one of those?

Street corner, cardboard sign reading, "WILL FUCK FOR SEX."

Easy.

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Nope, UFC is like super regulated now.

It's like football, you start out with this crazy death wish of a sport, then you regulate it, slap ad stickers on it, and then you end up with this weird thing where every match looks the same and it has become impossible to really do something cool. Oh, and competition between American players results in a world champion. Strange how that works.

Accurate, except for the last part. Brazilians are easily as likely to be champions, and a few Canadians too. Anderson Silva being an example of the former, and GSP being the latter.

I think what annoys me most is how UFC has a fighting style now. It's basically low quality Muay Thai combined with BJJ on the ground. And damned near everybody does the exact same thing.

 

[teknight]

I think what annoys me most is how UFC has a fighting style now. It's basically low quality Muay Thai combined with BJJ on the ground. And damned near everybody does the exact same thing.

I've heard of BJs....what are BJJs??!

 

[Homburg]

I've heard of BJs....what are BJJs??!

Brazilian Ju-jitsu.

It is the martial art that the UFC was invented to showcase, and, wow, it worked. BJJ is hugely popular here, and UFC's success has everything to do with BJJ's popularity as a style.

 

[teknight]

Brazilian Ju-jitsu.

It is the martial art that the UFC was invented to showcase, and, wow, it worked. BJJ is hugely popular here, and UFC's success has everything to do with BJJ's popularity as a style.

I know I could google it, but, if I did that, why be on lit- what's the diff between that and capoeira?

Also, are pasties involved?

 

[chy_girl]

Street corner, cardboard sign reading, "WILL FUCK FOR SEX."

Easy.

*snort*
If only it were that easy.

 

[teknight]

*snort*
If only it were that easy.

Ahem.
There's always the interwebz?


I didn't say it was a good idea...

 

[Cattypuss]

I hate tattoos.

There. I said it.

 

[CutieMouse]

I need a fuck friend. An non-submissive, IRL one.

So... How do you find one of those?

If your figure out it, please share the secret.

Street corner, cardboard sign reading, "WILL FUCK FOR SEX."

Easy.

So THAT'S what I'm doing wrong!