The Isolated Blurt BDSM Thread

[Cattypuss]

Tattoos don't make you unique.

You already WERE unique.

 

[teknight]

If your figure out it, please share the secret.



So THAT'S what I'm doing wrong!

Where do you hold your sign, since you're doing it wrong?

 

[chy_girl]

Ahem.
There's always the interwebz?


I didn't say it was a good idea...

Yeah. Still don't know how to go about that.

In the words of a friend:
"She is a bit (auite a bit) inexperienced with how to approach a man or what to do with him if she did."
Understatement of the fucking century.

If your figure out it, please share the secret.



So THAT'S what I'm doing wrong!

You have a better chance at figuring it out than I do, dearest. I promise.

 

[chy_girl]

Tattoos don't make you unique.

You already WERE unique.

Personally, I like them for the pain. And it leaves a permanent pretty. A pretty which I purposely pick to symbolize something important enough that I'd want to remember it in 30 or 40 years.

ETA:
Micro-branding, on the other hand, is a bit of a free for all. Which is how I ended up with the BDSM symbol on my ass. (The bottom of BDSM's on a bottom's bottom type of thing. ...It was funny at the time.)

 

[Cattypuss]

Personally, I like them for the pain. And it leaves a permanent pretty. A pretty which I purposely pick to symbolize something important enough that I'd want to remember it in 30 or 40 years.

Maybe I'm just not wired that way. I know it's all very personal.

Anything important enough for me to remember in 40 years will not be forgotten in any case. It's tattooed on my brain lol

 

[CutieMouse]

You have a better chance at figuring it out than I do, dearest. I promise.

Mmmmmm.. no.

I've spent more of the last 5+ years single and celibate, than anything else. ("Anything else" includes friends with benefits.) LOL

 

[teknight]

Mmmmmm.. no.

I've spent more of the last 5+ years single and celibate, than anything else. ("Anything else" includes friends with benefits.) LOL

Umm...I'm gonna guess you're a masochist?

Sorry to hear about your respective dry spells, ladies.

 

[chy_girl]

Maybe I'm just not wired that way. I know it's all very personal.

Anything important enough for me to remember in 40 years will not be forgotten in any case. It's tattooed on my brain lol

It's more for "life lessons" that I want to make sure I don't forget. As in the one's that could have hurt worse the first time around, but not quite bad enough to stick forever. And one's I don't wish to repeat because they will hurt far worse the second time.

 

[chy_girl]

Mmmmmm.. no.

I've spent more of the last 5+ years single and celibate, than anything else. ("Anything else" includes friends with benefits.) LOL

At 32 I had one very poor partner with the express purpose of getting me pregnant and one dickDom who sort of supplied sex. In my last relationship I'd get off, but as close as it came to actual sex was a vib on occasion.

Even if I could find a guy, I really wouldn't know what to do when I got him.



Now that I think about it, it'd be a lot like my cat when she catches a bug...

 

[Cattypuss]

It's more for "life lessons" that I want to make sure I don't forget. As in the one's that could have hurt worse the first time around, but not quite bad enough to stick forever. And one's I don't wish to repeat because they will hurt far worse the second time.

I guess it's just one of those things... if I was ever going to understand it I would have done by now.

Totally unrelated.... I feel a sexual blurt coming on

 

[Keroin]

Tattoos don't make you unique.

You already WERE unique.

LOL. I get you on this.

 

[Cattypuss]

I have some stuff planned for this coming weekend (his birthday weekend) that is so perverted that even HE will be shocked.

 

[Homburg]

I know I could google it, but, if I did that, why be on lit- what's the diff between that and capoeira?

Also, are pasties involved?

Question is way too out there to answer. It's like asking the difference between tacos and limes because they're both foodstuffs that can come from Mexico.


(For the purposes of the above line, we will assume that limes grow in Mexico. I do not honestly care either way, as it was used to construct a pithy statement.)

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*snort*
If only it were that easy.

Well, you had a pretty general want there. Sexual friend who is non-submissive. Statistically speaking, kinky people as a whole are less common than non-kinky people. Submissive is a subset of kinky that will see less incidence than kinky overall, thus being demonstrably even less common. Odds are greater of finding non-submissive than not.

Now, if by "non-submissive" you are actually meaning "dominant", then we see an initial fault in your search parameters.

The gist of my message is to advertise. You can never get what you want if you don't seek it.

And, if by "non-submissive" you really mean that you have no other parameters than that the individual not be submissive, wow, you're doing it wrong. There are LOADS of people out there looking for non-specific fucking.

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If your figure out it, please share the secret.



So THAT'S what I'm doing wrong!

Generally speaking, long dry spells are related to one of two things:

1) Shyness

2) Standards.

Shyness prevents people from making initial contacts.

Standards keep them from fucking any old thing.

So overcome shyness and rid yourself of those silly standards, and you too can fuck any old thing.

And, yes, I am being sardonic here. I don't expect that sort of shift in behaviour out of you. Or really anyone else that is not already doing it. But, hey, I'll give you my address. Come on over. I'm pretty sure I can find something for you to fuck. I'm accommodating like that.

 

[teknight]

Question is way too out there to answer. It's like asking the difference between tacos and limes because they're both foodstuffs that can come from Mexico.


(For the purposes of the above line, we will assume that limes grow in Mexico. I do not honestly care either way, as it was used to construct a pithy statement.)

Damn it, you're making me Google.
As for citrus...Mediterranean climes work wonders. No you didn't wanna know. Yes, I had to say it.

 

[Keroin]

I think what annoys me most is how UFC has a fighting style now. It's basically low quality Muay Thai combined with BJJ on the ground. And damned near everybody does the exact same thing.

Yeah but, dude, you should have seen that front snap kick Silva used to finish off Belfort. I mean...fuck.

 

[FloggingMolly]

I'm not coping well, and don't know how to get better.

 

[Chiara_searches]

I'm not coping well, and don't know how to get better.

Molly: I've seen how supportive and helpful you are to others across the board. I don't know what's troubling you, but I'm sending you a thanks and a hug for all the help you've given others. I know, hugs from random strangers are often unwelcome. But just the same, I know you have friends here that wouldn't want you to be in the grey place with which you wrote.

 

[midwestyankee]

Sandwiches with gobs of mustard do not play well with mouths surrounded by beard.

 

[wicked woman]

Sandwiches with gobs of mustard do not play well with mouths surrounded by beard.

Will have to take your word for it since I don't have a beard.

Just wanted to comment that it's nice to see the pic in your AV again. Generally I prefer the sex of the AV to agree with the sex of the poster, but since it's very unlikely that I'll get confused about your sex, that's not an issue here. very sensual pic.

 

[Homburg]

Damn it, you're making me Google.
As for citrus...Mediterranean climes work wonders. No you didn't wanna know. Yes, I had to say it.

Yes, I am making you google, you lazy fuck. I am not your dancing monkey.

And, no, I didn't want to know. The comparison is still valid.

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Yeah but, dude, you should have seen that front snap kick Silva used to finish off Belfort. I mean...fuck.

I did, actually. A friend got the PPV and invited me over. I almost missed the kick in question. I was impressed, but probably more impressed by the backwards leap over Belfort's during the attempt at reversal.

Silva is so good it's stupid.

Rucha, or whatever his name is that fought Ellenberger, impressed me. He might be something to watch once he gets a bit of experience under his belt. Also like Griffin's work. The guy's a mauler.

Dancing midget versus the stretch-armed Canadian kid was not a fun fight. I did, however, laugh at the aforementioned dancing midget's VERY emphatic "FUCK!" as the last round ended.

 

[teknight]

Yes, I am making you google, you lazy fuck. I am not your dancing monkey.

And, no, I didn't want to know. The comparison is still valid.

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You won't do the work...and I'm lazy?

 

[Homburg]

You won't do the work...and I'm lazy?

I've already done the work. I'm not willing to do it for you. I could write a solid article on the backhistory of both Capoeira and BJJ because I've looked into it. You can do the same.

See, you have a history of asking questions here instead of hitting google, and even admit to it. I don't see what is so odd about me telling you to do your own legwork.

 

[teknight]

See, you have a history of asking questions here instead of hitting google, and even admit to it. I don't see what is so odd about me telling you to do your own legwork.

Pardon me for trying to be funny. And, you're right, who needs to talk to people when there's google and the www.

 

[Netzach]

Question is way too out there to answer. It's like asking the difference between tacos and limes because they're both foodstuffs that can come from Mexico.


(For the purposes of the above line, we will assume that limes grow in Mexico. I do not honestly care either way, as it was used to construct a pithy statement.)

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Well, you had a pretty general want there. Sexual friend who is non-submissive. Statistically speaking, kinky people as a whole are less common than non-kinky people. Submissive is a subset of kinky that will see less incidence than kinky overall, thus being demonstrably even less common. Odds are greater of finding non-submissive than not.

Now, if by "non-submissive" you are actually meaning "dominant", then we see an initial fault in your search parameters.

The gist of my message is to advertise. You can never get what you want if you don't seek it.

And, if by "non-submissive" you really mean that you have no other parameters than that the individual not be submissive, wow, you're doing it wrong. There are LOADS of people out there looking for non-specific fucking.

--



Generally speaking, long dry spells are related to one of two things:

1) Shyness

2) Standards.

Shyness prevents people from making initial contacts.

Standards keep them from fucking any old thing.

So overcome shyness and rid yourself of those silly standards, and you too can fuck any old thing.

And, yes, I am being sardonic here. I don't expect that sort of shift in behaviour out of you. Or really anyone else that is not already doing it. But, hey, I'll give you my address. Come on over. I'm pretty sure I can find something for you to fuck. I'm accommodating like that.

Quote stolen.

 

[the captians wench]

I need a fuck friend. An non-submissive, IRL one.

So... How do you find one of those?

Can't really tell you, they usually find me.

Yeah. Still don't know how to go about that.

In the words of a friend:
"She is a bit (auite a bit) inexperienced with how to approach a man or what to do with him if she did."
Understatement of the fucking century.

You have a better chance at figuring it out than I do, dearest. I promise.

Okay, the first part I'm totally with you, but I know EXACTLY what to do with him once I do get him. Which is probably why they find me so easily. I was once told I "ooze sex like it's and ora" around me.

I think it's true. I often meet new crew people and they just naturally end up asking advice on sexual issues, claiming I just seemed like I would know how to handle the situation.