The Isolated Blurt BDSM Thread

[Keroin]

I did, actually. A friend got the PPV and invited me over. I almost missed the kick in question. I was impressed, but probably more impressed by the backwards leap over Belfort's during the attempt at reversal.

Silva is so good it's stupid.

Rucha, or whatever his name is that fought Ellenberger, impressed me. He might be something to watch once he gets a bit of experience under his belt. Also like Griffin's work. The guy's a mauler.

Dancing midget versus the stretch-armed Canadian kid was not a fun fight. I did, however, laugh at the aforementioned dancing midget's VERY emphatic "FUCK!" as the last round ended.

I arrived just in time for the Silva match. Caught the end of the previous match but was too busy downing a cheeseburger to notice much. L said he wasn't super impressed by any of the fights.

And, yes, Silva is so good it's stupid.

 

[chy_girl]

Well, you had a pretty general want there. Sexual friend who is non-submissive. Statistically speaking, kinky people as a whole are less common than non-kinky people. Submissive is a subset of kinky that will see less incidence than kinky overall, thus being demonstrably even less common. Odds are greater of finding non-submissive than not.

Now, if by "non-submissive" you are actually meaning "dominant", then we see an initial fault in your search parameters.

The gist of my message is to advertise. You can never get what you want if you don't seek it.

And, if by "non-submissive" you really mean that you have no other parameters than that the individual not be submissive, wow, you're doing it wrong. There are LOADS of people out there looking for non-specific fucking.

By non-submissive I mean someone who isn't going to expect me to run the show. If I wanted to be bossy in the bedroom I'd have picked Dom or Switch for my Fet profile. Since I'm neither of those, he needs to be or we're just going to sit around contemplating the color of the room in a very awkward silence.

Can't really tell you, they usually find me.



Okay, the first part I'm totally with you, but I know EXACTLY what to do with him once I do get him. Which is probably why they find me so easily. I was once told I "ooze sex like it's and ora" around me.

I think it's true. I often meet new crew people and they just naturally end up asking advice on sexual issues, claiming I just seemed like I would know how to handle the situation.

See, and I've been told that I have a flashing red sign above my head that says "BACK THE FUCK OFF!!!" and some kind of sexual car alarm that goes off when people get to close.

And most people get a bit put off when you start looking at their private bits like it's an alien life forms and then keep asking permission to touch them. They get even more put off when you ask things like "... Soooo... What do I do with it?" (Thankfully I don't have to ask that one so much any more.)

I'm not coping well, and don't know how to get better.

((((((hugs, luv))))))
Sending prayers out for you.
Let me know if there's anything I can do?

 

[Keroin]

Who is Kim Kardashian? Is she an actress? I keep hearing and reading this name. Who is this person?

 

[the captians wench]

Who is Kim Kardashian? Is she an actress? I keep hearing and reading this name. Who is this person?

I've been asking the same thing (to no one in particular) about "the Kardashians".

 

[chy_girl]

Who is Kim Kardashian? Is she an actress? I keep hearing and reading this name. Who is this person?

According to Wiki:
Kimberly Noel "Kim" Kardashian (born October 21, 1980) is an American celebutante, socialite, television personality, producer, actress, and model. She also is the daughter of late attorney Robert Kardashian. She is widely known for a sex tape with her former boyfriend Ray J and her E! reality series which she shares with her family, Keeping Up with the Kardashians. Since then, Kim has launched multiple fragrances, guest starred on numerous shows and competed on ABC's Dancing with the Stars. She also has had roles in movies such as, Disaster Movie, and Deep in the Valley.

In other words, someone who will probably never qualify as a blip on my radar again after I hit the submit button. Unless she makes major news for something other than addiction, a rotten partner, drug crimes, pregnancy, break ups, car wrecks, eating disorders, etc., etc., etc..

 

[Essene]

I really need to do my math homework.

*siiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiigh*

 

[the captians wench]

By non-submissive I mean someone who isn't going to expect me to run the show. If I wanted to be bossy in the bedroom I'd have picked Dom or Switch for my Fet profile. Since I'm neither of those, he needs to be or we're just going to sit around contemplating the color of the room in a very awkward silence.


See, and I've been told that I have a flashing red sign above my head that says "BACK THE FUCK OFF!!!" and some kind of sexual car alarm that goes off when people get to close.

And most people get a bit put off when you start looking at their private bits like it's an alien life forms and then keep asking permission to touch them. They get even more put off when you ask things like "... Soooo... What do I do with it?" (Thankfully I don't have to ask that one so much any more.)


((((((hugs, luv))))))
Sending prayers out for you.
Let me know if there's anything I can do?

I think I imprint on my lovers. If he needs me to push, I push, if he needs me to just do as I'm told that's what I do. Most of the time it's some where in the middle. I prefer the bottom, it matches my personality, but I can top when he wants me to.

*giggles* I'm more often told "let it be for a bit!" because I won't leave his bits alone rather than looking at it curiously. Now the first time I experienced an uncut cock, I did get rather frusterated because he wasn't enjoying my normal tricks. So I leaned back a bit, and watched him play with his own cock. He said I looked very intence in study. I was! But that's probably as close as I have ever gotten to that. Even the first consintual time!

Usually finding fuckbuddies are pretty easy if you don't want any sort of follow up relationship. It's people who will fuck you, cuddle you, then ask about your SO and be sincere in their responces that's usually hard to find. More often than not, they've tried to "take me" from Jounar, and that's just not happening, so they get the boot. The ones who can love me with out needing me to be completely thier's, and fuck my brains out my ears, those are the people I end up treasuring, as far as FWBs go.

 

[the captians wench]

my boss really needs to stop working. She's on vacation, and I'm not in the store, so FECK OFF!

 

[vegetablelamb]

I wanna go see Bright Eyes in march! I don't really need food the summer, right? ... Right?

 

[Cattypuss]

my boss really needs to stop working. She's on vacation, and I'm not in the store, so FECK OFF!

OK. I need to get some sleep.

I read that as -

my boss really needs to stop wanking. She's on vacation, and I'm not in the store, so FECK OFF!

 

[Keroin]

According to Wiki:
Kimberly Noel "Kim" Kardashian (born October 21, 1980) is an American celebutante, socialite, television personality, producer, actress, and model. She also is the daughter of late attorney Robert Kardashian. She is widely known for a sex tape with her former boyfriend Ray J and her E! reality series which she shares with her family, Keeping Up with the Kardashians. Since then, Kim has launched multiple fragrances, guest starred on numerous shows and competed on ABC's Dancing with the Stars. She also has had roles in movies such as, Disaster Movie, and Deep in the Valley.

In other words, someone who will probably never qualify as a blip on my radar again after I hit the submit button. Unless she makes major news for something other than addiction, a rotten partner, drug crimes, pregnancy, break ups, car wrecks, eating disorders, etc., etc., etc..

So she's like a Paris Hilton, eh? Famous for mostly nothing. Gotcha.

 

[minx1]

Just be yourself, and you'll be his lucky charm!

*laugh* thats what someone at the poker table said to him

I also have some lovely stripes across my ass that I got back at home

 

[the captians wench]

OK. I need to get some sleep.

I read that as -

*giggles*

 

[chy_girl]

So she's like a Paris Hilton, eh? Famous for mostly nothing. Gotcha.

Paris Hilton: version 493c*


*Celebrity edition

 

[midwestyankee]

Will have to take your word for it since I don't have a beard.

Just wanted to comment that it's nice to see the pic in your AV again. Generally I prefer the sex of the AV to agree with the sex of the poster, but since it's very unlikely that I'll get confused about your sex, that's not an issue here. very sensual pic.

Shhhh......I'm trying to confuse Keroin.

 

[Keroin]

Shhhh......I'm trying to confuse Keroin.

Pfft, I wake up confused.

 

[midwestyankee]

Pfft, I wake up confused.

Duly noted.

Do you like it doggy style?

 

[Daddy2mylilgirl]

Who is Kim Kardashian? Is she an actress? I keep hearing and reading this name. Who is this person?

She has a nice big ass. That is literally all she is known for.
http://photosex.biz/imager/w_480/h_/a24cade583b62b61f0353c9f9d4fcb5a.jpg


Oh. And the crappy sex tape.

 

[Etoile]

I think it's really fucked up that you would give me the silent treatment for SIX HOURS (and counting) because I didn't cover something before putting it in the microwave for TEN SECONDS. So obviously, there is something besides that. Not that you'll tell me what it is.

 

[BiBunny]

Depressive spiral engaged. *Sigh*

 

[midwestyankee]

Depressive spiral engaged. *Sigh*

Maverick: Pull up, Bunny, pull up!

Bunny's co-pilot: It's no use, Maverick, that MiG really screwed her up.

Maverick: It's alright, Bunny. Just stay on my wing and I'll guide you right in.

 

[teknight]

Maverick: Pull up, Bunny, pull up!

Bunny's co-pilot: It's no use, Maverick, that MiG really screwed her up.

Maverick: It's alright, Bunny. Just stay on my wing and I'll guide you right in.

Are these your wings?
http://www.securepersonalcare.com/images/560pad.gif

 

[Etoile]

I took care of a problem before YOU had to deal with it, and now you're docking me pay for it? That's fucked up.

 

[the captians wench]

I am really hating my job right now.

How come I always get fucked in the ways that aren't fun?

 

[midwestyankee]

I am really hating my job right now.

How come I always get fucked in the ways that aren't fun?

It's all because they stopped using lard for the French fries.