The Isolated Blurt BDSM Thread

[the captians wench]

It's all because they stopped using lard for the French fries.

Nah, I came around after that.

I think I'm just too happy and confident for them to believe I have no amitious desire to run my own store. And they don't understand it.

I don't hold any disrespect for anyone that has chose to make this thier career, but I want something different.

 

[Keroin]

Duly noted.

Do you like it doggy style?

*resists urge to make lame joke about tossing a bone*

 

[midwestyankee]

*resists urge to make lame joke about tossing a bone*

I don't have your self-discipline. You can gnaw on my bone any time you like.

 

[Netzach]

So she's like a Paris Hilton, eh? Famous for mostly nothing. Gotcha.

No, even less than Paris.

 

[Etoile]

My favorite thing about the Kardashians is that their stepdad is BRUCE JENNER.

 

[DeepGreenEyes]

How come I always get fucked in the ways that aren't fun?

Okay, I'm sorry about your job.

But this is still amusing.

 

[DeepGreenEyes]

I love my new gig.

But the software smushed my ID photo. I look like I just came out of the birth canal after a tough 20-hour delivery.

With the aid of salad tongs.

 

[where]

I love my new gig.

But the software smushed my ID photo. I look like I just came out of the birth canal after a tough 20-hour delivery.

With the aid of salad tongs.

pics or it ain't so.


I really don't feel like writing this lecture. I'm burnt out.

 

[midwestyankee]

I love my new gig.

But the software smushed my ID photo. I look like I just came out of the birth canal after a tough 20-hour delivery.

With the aid of salad tongs.

Yes, but think of the tasty dressing.

 

[chy_girl]

It's like watching the fucking Titanic! And the iceberg is riiiiiiiiight ->there. And I really, really, really need to not poke at it. Because if I poke at it then I have to get in arms reach and I don't want to get sucked down too.

But he REALLY needs to use the entire fucking quote if he's going to try making a fucking point with it! It does actually make a difference!

Fuckfuckfuckfuckfuck!!! Must not throw sticks at the big, hairy, pissed off gorilla... must not throw sticks at the big, hairy, pissed off gorilla... must not throw sticks at the big, hairy, pissed off gorilla...

 

[DiscusDave]

Oh Texas.... why must you have -20 degree windchill? You're Texas for fuck's sake!

 

[teknight]

Oh Texas.... why must you have -20 degree windchill? You're Texas for fuck's sake!

Easy.
Everything's bigger in Tx.

 

[DiscusDave]

Easy.
Everything's bigger in Tx.

Including my frustration at the weather. I thought leaving the Chicago area would get me away from this kind of winter... oh well. At least I'm more used to it than some of the locals.

 

[FloggingMolly]

Chy *hugs* I dont really understand, but I'm thinking of you!

I'm feeling much better today, not a clue what got me so down yesterday.

 

[Kajira Callista]

ok so maybe i do love him. maybe love just feels different to me

 

[DeepGreenEyes]

pics or it ain't so.


I really don't feel like writing this lecture. I'm burnt out.

You don't want to see. You'll go into a visual deathspiral, and your lecture-writing chances will nosedive.

Yes, but think of the tasty dressing.

We have a delightful house Olive Oil Placenta Vinaigrette.

It's like watching the fucking Titanic! And the iceberg is riiiiiiiiight ->there. And I really, really, really need to not poke at it. Because if I poke at it then I have to get in arms reach and I don't want to get sucked down too.

But he REALLY needs to use the entire fucking quote if he's going to try making a fucking point with it! It does actually make a difference!

Fuckfuckfuckfuckfuck!!! Must not throw sticks at the big, hairy, pissed off gorilla... must not throw sticks at the big, hairy, pissed off gorilla... must not throw sticks at the big, hairy, pissed off gorilla...

I need to know more. Wanna talk?

 

[chy_girl]

Chy *hugs* I dont really understand, but I'm thinking of you!

I'm feeling much better today, not a clue what got me so down yesterday.

I'm glad to hear that you're feeling better. Maybe yesterday was just a one off.

And don't feel bad about not understanding. Hell, even I'm not sure I understand everything that's going on. I'm not sure I even want to at this point.

I need to know more. Wanna talk?

Oh, you'll hear more. Just give me a bit. I got a call to make and kids to deal with before they end up duct taped to the ceiling.

 

[rekane]

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[the captians wench]

Okay, I'm sorry about your job.

But this is still amusing.

Chy~*huggles* you know where my pm box is.

 

[Homburg]

Pardon me for trying to be funny. And, you're right, who needs to talk to people when there's google and the www.

Awww, don't get all butthurt, diddums. I'm mostly just fucking with you.

Mostly.

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Quote stolen.

*bows*

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I arrived just in time for the Silva match. Caught the end of the previous match but was too busy downing a cheeseburger to notice much. L said he wasn't super impressed by any of the fights.

And, yes, Silva is so good it's stupid.

Nope, not really all that hot, but then again I'm mostly comparing them to UFC's in the single and very low double digit range. It was a totally different animal back then. I think the last one I paid for was the one where they first introduced the idea of the ref standing the players up if they were insufficiently active, and added time limits.

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By non-submissive I mean someone who isn't going to expect me to run the show. If I wanted to be bossy in the bedroom I'd have picked Dom or Switch for my Fet profile. Since I'm neither of those, he needs to be or we're just going to sit around contemplating the color of the room in a very awkward silence.

Ah, okay, so it's Standards.

Dude, you asked for a non-submissive sexual friend, yet you're worried about conversation? Craigslist, NSA. Advertise right and you'll have to get a stun gun to drive away the creepy ones.

Or do you not actually want random cock? I'm getting the idea that it's not just random cock.

See, and I've been told that I have a flashing red sign above my head that says "BACK THE FUCK OFF!!!" and some kind of sexual car alarm that goes off when people get to close.

And most people get a bit put off when you start looking at their private bits like it's an alien life forms and then keep asking permission to touch them. They get even more put off when you ask things like "... Soooo... What do I do with it?" (Thankfully I don't have to ask that one so much any more.)

Ah, some Shyness comes into play too. Lucky you.

 

[subish2009]

I have some very colorful duct tape for mine. Yellow, bright green, red, black & white floral, camo...
Which would you like?
I use camo on mine - keeps them stealthily secured.

How do you find them later?



Couldn't resist.

 

[minx1]

Had a great sleep.

Am happy.

This feels good

 

[jennyjen81]

This is my isolated blurt

Yes I am drunk (just a lil' bit though). But still my husband who knew for the last six hours I have been waiting ... Wanting... Practicaly begging for his cock is now asleep. Is this the all to common ignored wife syndrome or is "the love of my life" someone who just cant keep up?????

 

[rekane]

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[the captians wench]

Finally earned another pass!

He's not making this game easy. I'm totally digging it.

Now, off to try and burn out the one I've been working on for 4 days! Finally get permission and I can't seem to push myself over the edge.