The Isolated Blurt BDSM Thread

[CutieMouse]

Including my frustration at the weather. I thought leaving the Chicago area would get me away from this kind of winter... oh well. At least I'm more used to it than some of the locals.

Silly boy... you moved to West Texas. Everyone knows the middle of nowhere West Texas has the worst weather in the state.

Of course Dallas had 2-6" of snow/sleet/freezing rain mix last week + wind chills at zero... and more of the same forecast for overnight. *sigh*

 

[teknight]

Awww, don't get all butthurt, diddums. I'm mostly just fucking with you.

Mostly.

Duly noted.

I just kinda figured you were on your period and thus were a bit touchy.

 

[DiscusDave]

Silly boy... you moved to West Texas. Everyone knows the middle of nowhere West Texas has the worst weather in the state.

Of course Dallas had 2-6" of snow/sleet/freezing rain mix last week + wind chills at zero... and more of the same forecast for overnight. *sigh*

See... that's something Texans seem to know. Rest of the country? Not so much. They need a "Before You Move Here" brocure or something. Hehe

And since when is The northernmost and centrally located part of a state the "West" part of it? Just wondering...

 

[CutieMouse]

See... that's something Texans seem to know. Rest of the country? Not so much. They need a "Before You Move Here" brocure or something. Hehe

And since when is The northernmost and centrally located part of a state the "West" part of it? Just wondering...

It's a Panhandle thing. If you're west of Austin, even if your really really north, but still west, it's West Texas... ish.

That's my story, and I'm sticking to it.

 

[DiscusDave]

It's a Panhandle thing. If you're west of Austin, even if your really really north, but still west, it's West Texas... ish.

That's my story, and I'm sticking to it.

Well then... West Siiiiide (of Texas-ish) represent.

 

[rida]

And most people get a bit put off when you start looking at their private bits like it's an alien life forms and then keep asking permission to touch them. They get even more put off when you ask things like "... Soooo... What do I do with it?" (Thankfully I don't have to ask that one so much any more.)

hehe
I actually do the same but found a way to make it smooth:
1) At first view, look with curiosity and resist impulse to prod and poke
2) Look at him, say "may I?", smile and stick out tongue
3) Give a lick and look up again and repeat point 3 until they kind of lay back (change the licking patterns)
4) Suck on it and mind the teeth (hehe )
Mostly, a part for the toughest PYLs, will be putty in your hand by now

And once they have cum and are recovering, then you can enjoy poking and prodding the "silly looking one eyed alien"
hehe

 

[YourCaptor]

hehe
I actually do the same but found a way to make it smooth:
1) At first view, look with curiosity and resist impulse to prod and poke
2) Look at him, say "may I?", smile and stick out tongue
3) Give a lick and look up again and repeat point 3 until they kind of lay back (change the licking patterns)
4) Suck on it and mind the teeth (hehe )
Mostly, a part for the toughest PYLs, will be putty in your hand by now

And once they have cum and are recovering, then you can enjoy poking and prodding the "silly looking one eyed alien"
hehe

And then you poke and prod her.

 

[rida]

And then you poke and prod her.

perv!

 

[chy_girl]

Ah, okay, so it's Standards.

Dude, you asked for a non-submissive sexual friend, yet you're worried about conversation? Craigslist, NSA. Advertise right and you'll have to get a stun gun to drive away the creepy ones.

Or do you not actually want random cock? I'm getting the idea that it's not just random cock.



Ah, some Shyness comes into play too. Lucky you.

It's not standards so much or even good conversation as it is pure lack of experience. I've never actually propositioned anyone before. And I'm not entirely sure what to do with them if they offer. I've also discovered that some people find it rather... frustrating... when their partner keeps asking permission to do things. Or touch things. To top it off, it isn't like I'm the most attractive gal around. I don't even know if I would qualify in the bottom half, let alone the bottom 2/3rds.

I want to fuck - hard, fast, rough, and dirty. With someone who understands where it's coming from (no pun intended) and won't be absolutely disgusted if I shed a tear or two. Not that I expect any kind of snuggling or extra kindness or such, just a bit of understanding and patience.

And no, the shyness doesn't help matters any. Hence the screen name.

Chy~*huggles* you know where my pm box is.

Thanks wenchie. Mostly I'm just drowning in frustration and exhaustion. I'll live though, I'm sure.

 

[chy_girl]

hehe
I actually do the same but found a way to make it smooth:
1) At first view, look with curiosity and resist impulse to prod and poke
2) Look at him, say "may I?", smile and stick out tongue
3) Give a lick and look up again and repeat point 3 until they kind of lay back (change the licking patterns)
4) Suck on it and mind the teeth (hehe )
Mostly, a part for the toughest PYLs, will be putty in your hand by now

And once they have cum and are recovering, then you can enjoy poking and prodding the "silly looking one eyed alien"
hehe

LOL - I'll keep that in mind if I ever manage to meet up with my prospect.

 

[Lizzie_Borden]

Personally, I like them for the pain. And it leaves a permanent pretty. A pretty which I purposely pick to symbolize something important enough that I'd want to remember it in 30 or 40 years.

And this is why I don't quite get the fuss about 'omg you got someone's name tattooed on you!'

If you're not an 18 year old who's celebrating their 6 week anniversary, then than person means something of great value to you, and I see nothing wrong with wanting to remember that in later times, even if things go south in between.

 

[Lizzie_Borden]

I really didn't want to come home.

Holiday = suspension of reality = awesome.

 

[minx1]

I really didn't want to come home.

Holiday = suspension of reality = awesome.

where did you go matey and did you have fun??

 

[DeepGreenEyes]

Thank you.

Yes. I'm finally certain that I did everything I possibly could have.

Sometimes, things are just out of one's control, no matter how much one wants them.

 

[Lizzie_Borden]

where did you go matey and did you have fun??

I was over your neck of the woods, and I had a very lovely time

 

[vegetablelamb]

I keep getting unidentified bruises that pop up out of nowhere. I'd at least like to know if I've joined a roller derby team, decided to become a modern day vigilante, or have some other delightful nightlife that I participate in via some odd sleepwalking episodes.

 

[chy_girl]

And this is why I don't quite get the fuss about 'omg you got someone's name tattooed on you!'

If you're not an 18 year old who's celebrating their 6 week anniversary, then than person means something of great value to you, and I see nothing wrong with wanting to remember that in later times, even if things go south in between.

I never quite looked at it that way before. I suppose you're right about it given that they aren't, as you said, barely past the legal limit for childhood.

I keep getting unidentified bruises that pop up out of nowhere. I'd at least like to know if I've joined a roller derby team, decided to become a modern day vigilante, or have some other delightful nightlife that I participate in via some odd sleepwalking episodes.

That's probably something you're going to want checked out. I hope you just found a new hobby though, even if it is one you do while your sleepwalking.

Thank you.

Yes. I'm finally certain that I did everything I possibly could have.

Sometimes, things are just out of one's control, no matter how much one wants them.

 

[Keroin]

And this is why I don't quite get the fuss about 'omg you got someone's name tattooed on you!'

If you're not an 18 year old who's celebrating their 6 week anniversary, then than person means something of great value to you, and I see nothing wrong with wanting to remember that in later times, even if things go south in between.

But if they're of so much value, wouldn't you just remember them anyway? I mean, I'll never forget my mom, even without her name on my skin. I'll never forget any of the people in my life who were dear to me but are no longer physically present.

 

[vegetablelamb]

That's probably something you're going to want checked out. I hope you just found a new hobby though, even if it is one you do while your sleepwalking.

Indeed; I was told it was probably due to something not at all concerning. I'm sticking with the hobby theory, and plan to confirm with some nifty surveillance like a helmet cam.

 

[midwestyankee]

Indeed; I was told it was probably due to something not at all concerning. I'm sticking with the hobby theory, and plan to confirm with some nifty surveillance like a helmet cam.

It's entirely possible that a rare and quite sneaky PlasmaDom has entered your life and is just beginning to train you as his meatsub. The PlasmaDom is known to follow a randomized training method that relies on establishing high levels of cortical confusion. In these conditions, the meatsub becomes more easily trainable as he or she begins to count on the appearance of bruises and aches as evidence that the PlasmaDom cares for them and wants to share their vaporous life.

The trouble with having a PlasmaDom, of course, is that you can never tell if yours wants you for who you are and will care for you forever or if he or she is around only for the sugar in your pantry. They must have sugar to survive.

Has the sugar in your cupboard been disappearing just as the bruises have been showing up on your body?

 

[teknight]

It's entirely possible that a rare and quite sneaky PlasmaDom has entered your life and is just beginning to train you as his meatsub. The PlasmaDom is known to follow a randomized training method that relies on establishing high levels of cortical confusion. In these conditions, the meatsub becomes more easily trainable as he or she begins to count on the appearance of bruises and aches as evidence that the PlasmaDom cares for them and wants to share their vaporous life.

The trouble with having a PlasmaDom, of course, is that you can never tell if yours wants you for who you are and will care for you forever or if he or she is around only for the sugar in your pantry. They must have sugar to survive.

Has the sugar in your cupboard been disappearing just as the bruises have been showing up on your body?

You are a word salad spam bot, aren't you?

Is a PlasmaDom like a Plasma TV? Oh, wait, I'll Google it.

 

[chy_girl]

But if they're of so much value, wouldn't you just remember them anyway? I mean, I'll never forget my mom, even without her name on my skin. I'll never forget any of the people in my life who were dear to me but are no longer physically present.

For me, it's kind of like a memento I can't lose. Each one was part of a very specific journey.

*snip*
The trouble with having a PlasmaDom, of course, is that you can never tell if yours wants you for who you are and will care for you forever or if he or she is around only for the sugar in your pantry. They must have sugar to survive.

Has the sugar in your cupboard been disappearing just as the bruises have been showing up on your body?

I really need to start fixing the coffee pot at night so it just needs flipped on in the morning...

Yeah, the PlasmaDom would be looking for the sugar in one's pantRy, not the sugar in one's panty. For a minute there, I couldn't figure out what yeast infections had to do with bruises.

*palm/face*
If there were three extra hours in a day I'd go back to sleep.

 

[Cattypuss]

But if they're of so much value, wouldn't you just remember them anyway? I mean, I'll never forget my mom, even without her name on my skin. I'll never forget any of the people in my life who were dear to me but are no longer physically present.

Yeah, this is my problem.

If it's worth remembering, you have it tattooed on your brain already - no need for it on your skin.

And as to it being an expression of individuality/uniqueness, well, every one of us is unique already.

I must have a mental blind spot about tattoos.

 

[teknight]

But if they're of so much value, wouldn't you just remember them anyway? I mean, I'll never forget my mom, even without her name on my skin. I'll never forget any of the people in my life who were dear to me but are no longer physically present.

Yeah, this is my problem.

If it's worth remembering, you have it tattooed on your brain already - no need for it on your skin.

And as to it being an expression of individuality/uniqueness, well, every one of us is unique already.

I must have a mental blind spot about tattoos.

Have either of you seen the movie "Memento"?

 

[Cattypuss]

Have either of you seen the movie "Memento"?

Yep. (And as a side-note, fuck me but Guy Pearce is looking old in The King's Speech - I remember him as a slip of a lad in Neighbours.)