The Isolated Blurt BDSM Thread

[DeepGreenEyes]

Mmmm nah those seasickness patches don't work. Actually I have not tried one on the asscheek before, I wonder if that would work?

Oh, they absolutely work. They just need to be applied repeatedly, and with some energy. You know. To make sure they don't peel off or whatever.

 

[kiwi_submissive]

Oh, they absolutely work. They just need to be applied repeatedly, and with some energy. You know. To make sure they don't peel off or whatever.

Thanks for the tip. I might need to find someone to apply them repeatedly at the appropriate angle and with the appropriate force.

 

[LilyPru]

I might say fuck it, and go see Trollhunter tonight. I will also write it in Norwegian: Trolljegeren, cause that makes it seem classier.

 

[the captians wench]

ouch

 

[TarevaChine]

Damn, that was a long trip!

 

[Curious_in_Cali]

How do you know he can't fly? Have you ever tried to teach him?

People who neglect their pets sicken me.

Well, I DID say IF. I haven't seen him fly since he came to live with me, but the way he grins while hanging his head out of the car window has me highly suspect that it is less of a dream and more of a memory. Have I attempted to teach him to fly myself? Um, no. I don't think I am qualified as I have not yet been able to fly yet, myself.

And yes, a neglected pet is a sickening thought for sure.

 

[Kajira Callista]

I'm about to get in much trouble.

 

[HottieMama]

I bought a bread machine today so I can make homemade bread without crap in it for my kids.


I'm so domestic I would make Martha Stewart vomit on her fucking shoes.

 

[the captians wench]

Wooohoooo!

Wenchie's drunk and nakie!

 

[graceanne]

Even with a full dose of vicodin (I normally only take half) it still hurts to bend over and pick things up.

On the bright side, I got the kids room clean.

 

[DeepGreenEyes]

Well, I DID say IF. I haven't seen him fly since he came to live with me, but the way he grins while hanging his head out of the car window has me highly suspect that it is less of a dream and more of a memory. Have I attempted to teach him to fly myself? Um, no. I don't think I am qualified as I have not yet been able to fly yet, myself.

And yes, a neglected pet is a sickening thought for sure.

First step: teach him to remove his collar and place it in the plastic bin for the scanning crew.

Thanks for the tip. I might need to find someone to apply them repeatedly at the appropriate angle and with the appropriate force.

I just looked on Yahoo! Answers, as well as eHow, and they both say seasickness patches are up to 75 percent more effective when applied to red, painful flesh.

Just a thought.


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Hey! For anyone interested, I just got off the email machine with chy, and she is mostly swell. She is gonna swing by soon and say hello.

 

[DeepGreenEyes]

Wooohoooo!

Wenchie's drunk and nakie!

I'm so domestic I would make Martha Stewart vomit on her fucking shoes.

Are you domestic enough to clean up Wenchie's vomit from Martha Stewart's fucking shoes?

 

[graceanne]

K called me in to rub his back, but it was just a ploy to get me in there and molest me!

 

[Mz_Cunningham]

I bought a bread machine today so I can make homemade bread without crap in it for my kids.


I'm so domestic I would make Martha Stewart vomit on her fucking shoes.

As opposed to her normal shoes?

But ofcourse that would be a real faux pas, weaing normal shoes during sex

 

[seela]

I'm so ready.

 

[bhndblueyes88]

so sleepy...1.5 more hours of work, then home to sleeeeeep -.-

 

[Lizzie_Borden]

I think that all the books I like should be handbag size.

 

[Lilac_Sky]

Uggg, I am so hot right now I feel like I could melt! Do you think the people here in the hotel lobby would mind if I took off all my clothes to cool off?

 

[the captians wench]

Are you domestic enough to clean up Wenchie's vomit from Martha Stewart's fucking shoes?

I have never once vomited from drinking. What a waste of alcohol!





Oh, and God bless heavy handed bar tenders!

 

[CutieMouse]

I know I should be used to it by now, but I continue to be utterly amazed by people who can sit and discuss a TV show (as if the actors/characters are their neatest friends) for 30+ minutes straight. And look at you like you're nuts because you have no freaking idea what they are going on about.

 

[BiBunny]

I know I should be used to it by now, but I continue to be utterly amazed by people who can sit and discuss a TV show (as if the actors/characters are their neatest friends) for 30+ minutes straight. And look at you like you're nuts because you have no freaking idea what they are going on about.

OMG, me, too! Don't these people have lives outside of TV?

 

[FloggingMolly]

I can't find anything to eat that I want

 

[Chiara_searches]

Just when I think he's not getting it...he gets it. Amazing. And it means now I'll "get it."

 

[Kurokami]

When the wife starts using words like discipline while holding a wooden spoon, historically it's either been really bad for me, or really good for me. Depends on whether she keeps the spoon or not.

And I can never tell which it's gonna be until it happens.

 

[graceanne]

OMG, me, too! Don't these people have lives outside of TV?

Me, three. I do not understand how people can become so attached to pretend people.