The Isolated Blurt BDSM Thread

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Uggg ... now I have "I'm a slave for you ..." by Britney Spears stuck in my head ... groan, need to go wash my brain out with soap ... :D

*snort*
Well, thanks for that, now I have same song following me too :p
 
I second that idea and while we are at it, all weekends should be 3 days.

NO NO NO NO NO!!!!

I work weekends and every family comes out to get their hotcakes and McMuffins on the weekends and fuck up my dining room and bitch because they cant have 3 syrup for free and NO NO NO NO NO!!!


:mad:

unless I can have all weekends off. Then you may continue
 
I don't know who is having a harder time adjusting to the first week of school, my kids or me. *I feel like somebody ran over me with a semi...*
 
I have to be at the airport at 6:30 am which means leaving home at 5:30am. It should be illegal to be awake and speaking a vague form of english at that time of the morning.

That early is Satan's hour. I know it is because of how closely I resemble him when I gotta wake up that early. :eek:
 
I don't know who is having a harder time adjusting to the first week of school, my kids or me. *I feel like somebody ran over me with a semi...*

It takes about two weeks to adjust to a new schedule and then you'll be fine. *hugs*
 
I got seriously drunk in a way I haven't since the wife got pregnant. Solidarity and all. I can't remember a lot of what happened last night, but my ass hurt when I sat down all morning, so I guess I had a good time.

When Wife came home I asked her about it, and the play by play I got proved me right in that. :D
 
I got seriously drunk in a way I haven't since the wife got pregnant. Solidarity and all. I can't remember a lot of what happened last night, but my ass hurt when I sat down all morning, so I guess I had a good time.

When Wife came home I asked her about it, and the play by play I got proved me right in that. :D

lol ^_^
 
When Wife came home I asked her about it, and the play by play I got proved me right in that. :D

Your wife is clearly a much better person than I am! :D I just get pissed off, if this happens. I've only once during our several years long relationship had to remind him of his doings and clean up his puke, but that one time was quite enough for a lifetime, thankyouverymuch. :)
 
Your wife is clearly a much better person than I am! :D I just get pissed off, if this happens. I've only once during our several years long relationship had to remind him of his doings and clean up his puke, but that one time was quite enough for a lifetime, thankyouverymuch. :)

I guess it helps that I apparently become an extremely entertaining, incandescent version of a person when I get drunk. My wife keeps joking that she could just give me a bottle of scotch, hook me up to a giant hamster wheel and let me generate enough electricity for the entire house. :D

Now, imagine that kind of energy, but with (thankfully) no puking, and with my bad self cuffed to the bed to avoid doing anything stupid. I can't really blame the wife for taking advantage of me then, even though drunk fucking is inherently kind of gross. She can't drink, herself; she needs something to keep entertained.
 
That was totally unexpected. I'm not sure where that came from, but I'm having a harder time than I thought.

I don't like icky feelings.
 
I don't know what the rabbit is doing under there, but he's doing SOMETHING...but i'm really tired of trying to keep him out from under the bed, so I'm just going to pretend it's nothing harmful and let him have his way...

FOR NOW....
 
Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



*headwall because headdesk doesn't even cut it*
 
Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



*headwall because headdesk doesn't even cut it*

I don't think that will help :/ *places cushion on wall* go ahead :D

I'm not sure what's bothering you, but I hope things work out better for you. You seem to be having a lot of stress lately and I know that's no fun :( <hug>
 
I don't think that will help :/ *places cushion on wall* go ahead :D

I'm not sure what's bothering you, but I hope things work out better for you. You seem to be having a lot of stress lately and I know that's no fun :( <hug>

My ex-girlfriend/Domme just overdosed for the second time in five days. She's still alive, thank higher power, but it's pissing me right the fuck off that NO ONE close to her is getting her the help she DESPERATELY needs. I'm about to take the 6 hour trip and do it my damn self. I'm getting updates via Facebook and one line text messages from her, and it's killing me. Everyone I know, including my own NA sponsor, is telling me to just walk away. I can't. She was my friend for 7 years before we ever became lovers. It's killing me to watch her destroy herself...just tearing the life out of me...
 
My ex-girlfriend/Domme just overdosed for the second time in five days. She's still alive, thank higher power, but it's pissing me right the fuck off that NO ONE close to her is getting her the help she DESPERATELY needs. I'm about to take the 6 hour trip and do it my damn self. I'm getting updates via Facebook and one line text messages from her, and it's killing me. Everyone I know, including my own NA sponsor, is telling me to just walk away. I can't. She was my friend for 7 years before we ever became lovers. It's killing me to watch her destroy herself...just tearing the life out of me...

:( :( :( I'm so sorry. I can't even imagine how difficult that is for you. I hope she can find a happy place and you can both move on happier and more whole.
 
My ex-girlfriend/Domme just overdosed for the second time in five days. She's still alive, thank higher power, but it's pissing me right the fuck off that NO ONE close to her is getting her the help she DESPERATELY needs. I'm about to take the 6 hour trip and do it my damn self. I'm getting updates via Facebook and one line text messages from her, and it's killing me. Everyone I know, including my own NA sponsor, is telling me to just walk away. I can't. She was my friend for 7 years before we ever became lovers. It's killing me to watch her destroy herself...just tearing the life out of me...

HUGS! :rose:
 
NO NO NO NO NO!!!!

I work weekends and every family comes out to get their hotcakes and McMuffins on the weekends and fuck up my dining room and bitch because they cant have 3 syrup for free and NO NO NO NO NO!!!


:mad:

unless I can have all weekends off. Then you may continue

Do you get the whole "but the McDonalds down the road let me". Maybe you could give them targets to attach to their foreheads and if you don't score a bullseye they get the syrup for free?

That early is Satan's hour. I know it is because of how closely I resemble him when I gotta wake up that early. :eek:

You sound like you match my Creature from the Black Lagoon impression, complete with sounds.
 
Do you get the whole "but the McDonalds down the road let me". Maybe you could give them targets to attach to their foreheads and if you don't score a bullseye they get the syrup for free?



You sound like you match my Creature from the Black Lagoon impression, complete with sounds.

yes :mad: and one of these days i will look at them and say "then go the fuck down the street"
 
Wearing my new lane briant bra (44 ddd the last bra I bought was a 38 dd) and my tits look hot. :D

Very tempted to shout it from my balcony.
 
Something, somewhere, in my universe isn't quite right.

I can feel it, but I don't know exactly what it is.

It's stressing me out.
 
"Myth makes echo the subject of longing and desire. Physics makes echo the subject of distance and design. Where emotion and reason are concerned both claims are accurate. And where there is no echo there is no description of space or love. There is only silence." -from House of Leaves

I am the echo of a Master's voice. No Master; no echo; no space and love. Only silence.
 
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