The Isolated Blurt BDSM Thread

[Lilac_Sky]

I want to be tightly laced into a corset right now.

 

[Mz_Cunningham]

I want to be tightly laced into a corset right now.

Oh that sounds fun right about now

 

[Kurokami]

I guess this is a consequence of lying in bed all morning, but I've only just realized that the thing I'm feeling on my left ankle is not, in fact, a particularly tight sock. Actually, it is an ankle cuff that both the wife and I forgot to take off last night. It's no longer attached to anything, so I guess that's something, but...

Anyone want to guess how much fun I had last night?

 

[HottieMama]

Kurokami... I'm jealous!!!!



I'm so sick of other people. I'm going to be celibate for the rest of my life. I really think it would be easier.

 

[Kurokami]

Kurokami... I'm jealous!!!!



I'm so sick of other people. I'm going to be celibate for the rest of my life. I really think it would be easier.

What, of the fact that I got laid? Or the fact that I'm able to laze around in bed for hours at a time?

As for being celibate... It might be easier, but it'd sure as hell be less fun!

Although I will admit to being sick of other people most of the time, myself

 

[Sir_Winston54]

Kurokami... I'm jealous!!!!



I'm so sick of other people. I'm going to be celibate for the rest of my life. I really think it would be easier.

Stock up on batteries.

 

[Curious_in_Cali]

Kurokami... I'm jealous!!!!



I'm so sick of other people. I'm going to be celibate for the rest of my life. I really think it would be easier.

Easier, I dunno...simpler maybe, sure.... but so is dry toast.

 

[HottieMama]

What, of the fact that I got laid? Or the fact that I'm able to laze around in bed for hours at a time?

As for being celibate... It might be easier, but it'd sure as hell be less fun!

Although I will admit to being sick of other people most of the time, myself

Both Kurokami...definitely both!!!

 

[Kurokami]

Both Kurokami...definitely both!!!

Well, the trick for the first one is to have a pregnant partner who's always up for some lovin' because of the aforementioned pregnancy. The trick for the second part is to seriously not give a crap about appearances because fuck it, you love to sleep. That's what works for me

In unrelated news, the odds are about fifty-fifty that, when my wife comes home, she will have bought a new sex toy. This is what she does, lately. I'm conflicted about that because, on the one hand, we're supposed to be responsible with our money, but on the other hand how the fuck do I have any kind of negative feelings about that?

 

[kiwi_submissive]

I am so evil. For mums birthday I am going to give her tickets to come on holiday with me to Melbourne.

Usually when I give mum vouchers (or plane tickets) to do something that makes her threaten to write me out of her will but on the plus side I have made her do things she would never ordinarily have done like hang gliding, aerobatic tiger moth flights, para sailing, white and black water rafting, bungee jumping, sky diving and the one she really hated less in flying a glider among alot of other fun things.

This time though I will let her think she is going to do something silly over there and instead will put myself through a fate worse than having needles stuck in my eyeballs....shopping, a whole week of it.

 

[midwestyankee]

Just got back into town and saw graceanne's conversation with wenchie.

Wenchie, my friend, I hope some virtual hugs will help you out, as I have an unlimited supply going out your way.

 

[HottieMama]

Well, the trick for the first one is to have a pregnant partner who's always up for some lovin' because of the aforementioned pregnancy. The trick for the second part is to seriously not give a crap about appearances because fuck it, you love to sleep. That's what works for me

In unrelated news, the odds are about fifty-fifty that, when my wife comes home, she will have bought a new sex toy. This is what she does, lately. I'm conflicted about that because, on the one hand, we're supposed to be responsible with our money, but on the other hand how the fuck do I have any kind of negative feelings about that?

I had the best sex of my LIFE when I was preg with my almost 2 year old. Seriously. Fucking. Awesome.

 

[shy slave]

I had the best sex of my LIFE when I was preg with my almost 2 year old. Seriously. Fucking. Awesome.

I am impressed. Being pregnant was the only time I have not been interested in sex.

If he had come near me, I swear I would have boiled his head and dick and eaten both, with a nice southern comfort; but only because I don't drink Chianti.

And yes, I too am jealous of Kurokami.

I want sex

 

[00Syd]

Hey everyone! What's happening?

 

[naxalite0906]

Hey everyone! What's happening?

Welcome back

Hows it going?

 

[Lizzie_Borden]

Hey everyone! What's happening?

Look! It's syd!

 

[HottieMama]

SYD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! how are you, sweets???????

 

[midwestyankee]

Hey everyone! What's happening?

Mostly the usual here. Interesting new people drop by and some stay for more than the matinee. Trolls come and go. The occasional horny net geek gets his ego stuffed squarely back into his sock drawer, not to be seen until next school vacation. You know the drill.

How's the Syd doing?

 

[Keroin]

Hey everyone! What's happening?

Syd, you've been missed. How's the writing? How's Seb? How's life in general?

 

[Keroin]

I went for a doctor's appointment today that I should have gone to in March.

I am a dumbass.

The word "surgery" was used. I hope it doesn't come to that...but, if it does, I am happy that I live in a part of the world with (mostly) free, good quality medical care.

Today there were needles. Injections of steroids in my shoulder. I will keep fingers and toes crossed that nothing more is required and that I am back whacking balls on the court soon.

 

[HottieMama]

I am Tumblr obsessed today...

 

[ultramarineblue]

Today was much too long. Do most people on salary typically work 10-12 hour days with a few 8 hour ones thrown in?

 

[BiBunny]

I went for a doctor's appointment today that I should have gone to in March.

I am a dumbass.

The word "surgery" was used. I hope it doesn't come to that...but, if it does, I am happy that I live in a part of the world with (mostly) free, good quality medical care.

Today there were needles. Injections of steroids in my shoulder. I will keep fingers and toes crossed that nothing more is required and that I am back whacking balls on the court soon.

Many thoughts coming your way. As someone who's had shoulder problems for years, you have my sympathies. They blow.

 

[Keroin]

Many thoughts coming your way. As someone who's had shoulder problems for years, you have my sympathies. They blow.

Thanks BB. Right now we're waiting to see whether the problem is shoulder or back. If the steroids work, it's shoulder. If they don't, it's back. Should have an answer soon, regardless.

But right now what sucks most is the site of the injections. Good Cod I forgot how much I detest IM injections.

 

[bhndblueyes88]

Good Cod I forgot how much I detest IM injections.

I got a morphine shot in my butt the other day and it hurt fall the way up until this afternoon!!