The Isolated Blurt BDSM Thread

[bhndblueyes88]

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d'oh. thanks.

 

[graceanne]

d'oh. thanks.

No problem.

 

[midwestyankee]

If I worked as a trainer for, say, ABC Megacorp, Inc., I would be an in-house trainer. Since I am a sort of trainer for hire, does that make me an out-house trainer?

 

[DeepGreenEyes]

If I worked as a trainer for, say, ABC Megacorp, Inc., I would be an in-house trainer. Since I am a sort of trainer for hire, does that make me an out-house trainer?

Can you cut a crescent moon on your office door?

It's odd how threads deviate from their original intent.

New DORITOS® 3rd Degree Burn Scorchin' Habanero tortilla snack chips are scorcherrific!!

 

[midwestyankee]

Can you cut a crescent moon on your office door?

I was thinking of snagging the url TheOuthouseTrainer.com but thought otherwise.

 

[DeepGreenEyes]

I was thinking of snagging the url TheOuthouseTrainer.com but thought otherwise.

That sounds like an infomercial product for aging hillbillies.

 

[BiBunny]

I was thinking of snagging the url TheOuthouseTrainer.com but thought otherwise.

OMG, please do!

 

[bhndblueyes88]

ugh. I think I have picked up a small GI infection. That or ate something my colon doesn't want.

 

[the captians wench]

It looks so pretty out today, I'm really having a hard time deciding between a naked day and opening up the shades.

 

[Mz_Cunningham]

It looks so pretty out today, I'm really having a hard time deciding between a naked day and opening up the shades.

not both?

 

[the captians wench]

not both?

Oh how I would love to, but while I'm not body shy, even in person just ask the sales girls at lane bryant, some people are kind of prudy in that they don't like seeing my fat ass through the french windows.

 

[midwestyankee]

That sounds like an infomercial product for aging hillbillies.

OMG, please do!

Honestly, the url would definitely get attention but I'm 100% certain that it would not be the kind of attention my business needs at the moment. Besides, I don't have a clue how to train an outhouse to do anything other than what it does naturally, which appears to be to take crap.

 

[teknight]

'ello, folks. What'd I miss?

 

[the captians wench]

Honestly, the url would definitely get attention but I'm 100% certain that it would not be the kind of attention my business needs at the moment. Besides, I don't have a clue how to train an outhouse to do anything other than what it does naturally, which appears to be to take crap.

Sometimes the ability to take and handle crap is very valuable, as far as useful skills go.

 

[midwestyankee]

'ello, folks. What'd I miss?

Well, let's see....

You won't find Stella posting here any longer as she recently moved to Canada to be B'loved's full-time non-casual Toy.

Keroin was just selected for the Canadian Women's Olympic Hockey team for the 2014 Winter Olympics.

Etoile has sworn off all things Japanese and will soon be taking a job as the Director of Marketing for Hello Kitty's International Division. HottieMama has agreed to be her Personal Assistant.

DeepGreenEyes recently published a painting of a Progresso Low-Fat Soup Can in Penthouse and it will appear in the December edition.

CutieMouse has run off with the sales rep from an Asian lingerie supplier and is living in Borneo. She now posts under the screenname "BorneoToBeWild."

Aside from that, it's been really quiet around here.

 

[Sir_Winston54]

All right, what happened to the mandatory spew alert that was supposed to be attached to certain posts??

(Yes, Yank, that IS pointed at you!)

 

[midwestyankee]

All right, what happened to the mandatory spew alert that was supposed to be attached to certain posts??

(Yes, Yank, that IS pointed at you!)

You're just jealous because I forgot to mention that you'd patented your antenna product and are marketing it as the Acme Ehugulator.

 

[the captians wench]

You're just jealous because I forgot to mention that you'd patented your antenna product and are marketing it as the Acme Ehugulator.

So I can produce positive energy in my very own home with my very own Acme Ehugulator? And all for the low, low price of just 8 bi-monthy instalments of $19.95 plus shipping and handling?

How can you do a deal so good?

 

[graceanne]

All right, what happened to the mandatory spew alert that was supposed to be attached to certain posts??

(Yes, Yank, that IS pointed at you!)

Yeah! What he said!

You're just jealous because I forgot to mention that you'd patented your antenna product and are marketing it as the Acme Ehugulator.

HEY! SPEW ALERTS, PLEASE!

 

[Sir_Winston54]

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Yes, click the little arrow thingie

 

[bhndblueyes88]

So I can produce positive energy in my very own home with my very own Acme Ehugulator? And all for the low, low price of just 8 bi-monthy instalments of $19.95 plus shipping and handling?

How can you do a deal so good?

Well We're glad you asked because we know that your money is important to you! Instead of saddling our customers with an inflated cost of our high quality product, gouging your wallets with private jets for senators or wasting your money on frivolous expenditures like safety testing, we have spent hours negotiating with our manufacturers to bring you the cheapest price! Yes all those savings are going straight to YOU, our customers!!

 

[the captians wench]

Well We're glad you asked because we know that your money is important to you! Instead of saddling our customers with an inflated cost of our high quality product, gouging your wallets with private jets for senators or wasting your money on frivolous expenditures like safety testing, we have spent hours negotiating with our manufacturers to bring you the cheapest price! Yes all those savings are going straight to YOU, our customers!!

But wait, there's more?

 

[Lilac_Sky]

I am so exhausted right now that I am not even sure I will be able to stay awake long enough to eat dinner before collapsing into a coma for the night .... but I am also starving so I better eat something before I lose consciousness.

 

[bhndblueyes88]

But wait, there's more?

There's more more more! If you call now, you will also receive this Zen Lava Lamp for augmenting your home's newly enhanced positive energy! And we won't stop there, but if you call in the next thirty minutes, you get this free video on How to Tune Your Life! Useful for advanced networking for your Positive Living!!

But we still will not, will NOT stop there! If you order a second Acme Ehugulator with your first purchase, pay nothing, yes NOTHING until November 2011.

So pick your phones, and dial now NOW NOW to turn your life around with the Acme Ehugulator!!

not sold in stores, all payments due January 2012.


*corny show tune*!!

 

[midwestyankee]

There's more more more! If you call now, you will also receive this Zen Lava Lamp for augmenting your home's newly enhanced positive energy! And we won't stop there, but if you call in the next thirty minutes, you get this free video on How to Tune Your Life! Useful for advanced networking for your Positive Living!!

But we still will not, will NOT stop there! If you order a second Acme Ehugulator with your first purchase, pay nothing, yes NOTHING until November 2011.

So pick your phones, and dial now NOW NOW to turn your life around with the Acme Ehugulator!!

not sold in stores, all payments due January 2012.


*corny show tune*!!

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