The Isolated Blurt BDSM Thread

[the captians wench]

Golly gee! I'm going to pick up the phone and order mine right now!

*Big fake smile*

 

[Curious_in_Cali]

And that's not all, folks. Don't use VISA, don't use American Express! Use your new SlaveCard and we'll send you ABSOLUTELY FREE this 60-minute DVD "How to Train Your Outhouse" by world-renown experts at TheOuthouseTrainer Dot COM!

Aw man! I applied for a SlaveCard and was denied again, and again, and again... it was humiliating and painful. Hmm, clearly I should try again. I desperately need to get help with training my outhouse because it keeps coming into my house uninvited and existentially canceling itself out...or is that in?

 

[midwestyankee]

Aw man! I applied for a SlaveCard and was denied again, and again, and again... it was humiliating and painful. Hmm, clearly I should try again. I desperately need to get help with training my outhouse because it keeps coming into my house uninvited and existentially canceling itself out...or is that in?

Humiliating and painful is the whole idea, actually.

Sounds like your outhouse may need special attention. Fortunately, TheOuthouseTrainer does house calls.

 

[Curious_in_Cali]

Humiliating and painful is the whole idea, actually.

Sounds like your outhouse may need special attention. Fortunately, TheOuthouseTrainer does house calls.

Wait, so the trainer comes out to my house and them comes in to help me out with the out house not coming in training instead of me bringing the outhouse out to you for in house training in your house?

 

[midwestyankee]

Wait, so the trainer comes out to my house and them comes in to help me out with the out house not coming in training instead of me bringing the outhouse out to you for in house training in your house?

Yes, you've sussed it out perfectly. BTW, the outtakes on the DVD are worth the price of admission.

 

[Curious_in_Cali]

Yes, you've sussed it out perfectly. BTW, the outtakes on the DVD are worth the price of admission.

Outtakes are interesting.

 

[Kurokami]

Yes, you've sussed it out perfectly. BTW, the outtakes on the DVD are worth the price of admission.

I feel like I just need to say: I would buy this DVD. On principle.

 

[kiwi_submissive]

I have blisters on the bottom of my feet and have no idea how I managed to get them. Does anyone have any spare sticking plasters?

 

[seela]

27 days.

 

[the captians wench]

So, I didn't sleep last night. Periods of tossing and turning mixed with periods of unconscienceness from exhaustion. Becoming all too familure these past two weeks, unless I take a pain pill (but it's not physical pain keeping me up so I don't do it unless I really do have a physical need for them). But this night takes the cake because not only did I not have a restful sleep, but I woke up at 4:30 am and could not go back to sleep!

It's going to be a long day.

 

[Etoile]

I have wild fantasies about life in Japan...I want to live near rida and go out to dinner with her and have so much fun. I just have to get this job!

 

[Kurokami]

I have wild fantasies about life in Japan...I want to live near rida and go out to dinner with her and have so much fun. I just have to get this job!

God did I ever love Japan. It might seem weird, but my favorite thing about it was that most stores stayed open way later than they do here in Australia. I liked just being able to walk around at night while still being able to buy stuff. Makes this place seem uncivilized by comparison.

And Shibuya. That place was all kinds of rad.

 

[Etoile]

God did I ever love Japan. It might seem weird, but my favorite thing about it was that most stores stayed open way later than they do here in Australia. I liked just being able to walk around at night while still being able to buy stuff. Makes this place seem uncivilized by comparison.

And Shibuya. That place was all kinds of rad.

Yes, rida and I had lots of fun in Shibuya! I did an internship in Japan for three months last year and I loved it. I just have to go back.

 

[HottieMama]

I was just contacted by a young, bi, female top on another site. She is not a sadist, but definitely identifies as a top. I am wary of thinking she might be worth getting to know.

 

[bhndblueyes88]

I was just contacted by a young, bi, female top on another site. She is not a sadist, but definitely identifies as a top. I am wary of thinking she might be worth getting to know.

wariness is healthy, but don't let it get in the way good luck ^_^

 

[Chiara_searches]

Is it me or does it seem like there's newbie rudeness going on? What's up with that?

 

[seela]

Is it me or does it seem like there's newbie rudeness going on? What's up with that?

There must be something weird in the air. There's been a lot of newbie rudeness going on on another, non-bdsm forum I frequent as well.

 

[Lizzie_Borden]

Is it me or does it seem like there's newbie rudeness going on? What's up with that?

Totes your fault for not being able to understand the context and stuff they're not saying.

*nods seriously*

 

[bhndblueyes88]

Is it me or does it seem like there's newbie rudeness going on? What's up with that?

it's not just you. I think we should throw them in a bouncy castle and shake it around for a bit.

What? How can you not be happy after a bouncy castle?!

 

[Sir_Winston54]

She's having reconstructive surgery on her bad ankle this morning, will be in an hard cast and on crutches for a month (or more), then in a walking cast and some sort of walking aide for another month (or more), then physical therapy for an unspecified time.

Good thoughts, vibes, prayers, etc., all greatly appreciated.

Thank you.

 

[DeepGreenEyes]

Good thoughts, vibes, prayers, etc., all greatly appreciated.

Thank you.

Done. Does she need Prof. X's headbeam?

 

[graceanne]

My oldest starts Jr High today.

It's kinda bitersweet, cause we prayed so hard for her to get into this school (it's by lottery), but on the other hand ....

 

[Curious_in_Cali]

She's having reconstructive surgery on her bad ankle this morning, will be in an hard cast and on crutches for a month (or more), then in a walking cast and some sort of walking aide for another month (or more), then physical therapy for an unspecified time.

Good thoughts, vibes, prayers, etc., all greatly appreciated.

Thank you.

My best wishes for a successful outcome and a speedy recovery!

 

[Chiara_searches]

She's having reconstructive surgery on her bad ankle this morning, will be in an hard cast and on crutches for a month (or more), then in a walking cast and some sort of walking aide for another month (or more), then physical therapy for an unspecified time.

Good thoughts, vibes, prayers, etc., all greatly appreciated.

Thank you.

Positive thoughts away to you now. And I hope all goes well and there is a speedy recovery.

 

[IrisAlthea]

She's having reconstructive surgery on her bad ankle this morning, will be in an hard cast and on crutches for a month (or more), then in a walking cast and some sort of walking aide for another month (or more), then physical therapy for an unspecified time.

Good thoughts, vibes, prayers, etc., all greatly appreciated.

Thank you.

Good thoughts sent.