The Isolated Blurt BDSM Thread

[bhndblueyes88]

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ETA: Oh, what does the 8 in thing mean?

8 inches


minx, I just recovered from a potential cyst a couple weeks ago. talk about painful! I had to go into the hospital twice in one night because the pain pills weren't working! Weird thing was the CT scan showed a cyst, but the ultrasound didn't, but obviously SOMETHING was wonky!! I still have some pain in the area with heavy straining or sexual activities and I'm hoping they go away! I'm assuming for the time being that I had a cyst that burst and the area is still recovering. I did have pain higher up when it was hurting a lot. The sides of my ribcage hurt and felt like they were constantly spasming. I read on google that that is actually something that suggests an ovarian cyst (as opposed to appendicitis or something).

In any case, I don't really have any recommendations. I just hope you get to feeling better! Drink a lot of water, keep a heat pack around (if anything just to relax the muscles that tense up from the pain!), and take it easy for now!

 

[seela]

8 inches

Yeah, but what's the point of those kinds of status updates? Do they have a story behind them? I mean, if they're not talking about penis size.

 

[the captians wench]

Two blocks into my walk this morning I felt light headed and like I was going to pass out.

It was at that point I realized I had been holding my breath and clinching my fists.

Currently deleting all "angry rock" music from my "mile" play list until my head is back in a good place.

 

[Daddy2mylilgirl]

****WARNING WARNING WARNING! IMPENDING RANT! WARNING WARNING WARNING!!!****

*snip*
</rant>

Okay...I feel a bit better now.

Just saw this on Facebook:

Please copy & paste this to your status if you are constantly being asked to copy & paste something to your status by friends who copy & paste things to their status. Many people won't copy & paste this but my true sarcastic friends will copy & paste it because they know this was copied & pasted from a dear friend in need of more stuff to copy & paste...thank you! And don't forget the heart... ♥

 

[bhndblueyes88]

Yeah, but what's the point of those kinds of status updates? Do they have a story behind them? I mean, if they're not talking about penis size.

OH! Sorry. I don't remember what exactly it was this time, but every once in a while you'll get some note or message sent to a bunch of chicks on someone's friends list, and it'll be all "To show your support of breast cancer research, post X-Random-Thing in your status. Don't explain it and don't tell the boys!! It's a secret fun game!!"

The first time, it was kind of cute. Partly because it was bra-size so it at least made sense. But then it just got ridiculous. I think maybe this time it was shoe size and how you feel right now or something totally idiotic like that.

 

[graceanne]

Just saw this on Facebook:

Please copy & paste this to your status if you are constantly being asked to copy & paste something to your status by friends who copy & paste things to their status. Many people won't copy & paste this but my true sarcastic friends will copy & paste it because they know this was copied & pasted from a dear friend in need of more stuff to copy & paste...thank you! And don't forget the heart... ♥

Um. Like.

 

[Kitty_Schrödinger]

cough cough cough fucking cough. yuck.

 

[graceanne]

****WARNING WARNING WARNING! IMPENDING RANT! WARNING WARNING WARNING!!!****

[snip]

BECAUSE YOU ARE MAKING HULK ANGRY!!!!
</rant>

Okay...I feel a bit better now.

ROFL

Preach it. I've got a friend who, I swear to god, only ever posts stuff like that and I'm THIS CLOSE to putting her on ignore. It's so freaken annoying.

Beyond that, my inner two year old won't be guilted into posting crap like that. Nothing makes me NOT want to post something as much as being told I have to should post it. I know you can't hear inside my head, but my inner two year old stamps her foot and says NO!

 

[bhndblueyes88]

ROFL

Preach it. I've got a friend who, I swear to god, only ever posts stuff like that and I'm THIS CLOSE to putting her on ignore. It's so freaken annoying.

Beyond that, my inner two year old won't be guilted into posting crap like that. Nothing makes me NOT want to post something as much as being told I have to should post it. I know you can't hear inside my head, but my inner two year old stamps her foot and says NO!

*giggle* that's pretty much what I do. I have to resist making a flippant satirical post as well, mostly because I only want to do it right after someone pisses me off...so it comes off a little direct and pointed.

 

[Lizzie_Borden]

OH! Sorry. I don't remember what exactly it was this time, but every once in a while you'll get some note or message sent to a bunch of chicks on someone's friends list, and it'll be all "To show your support of breast cancer research, post X-Random-Thing in your status. Don't explain it and don't tell the boys!! It's a secret fun game!!"

The first time, it was kind of cute. Partly because it was bra-size so it at least made sense. But then it just got ridiculous. I think maybe this time it was shoe size and how you feel right now or something totally idiotic like that.

You forgot the bit about how it's designed to confuse the men, and how that's not hard to do anyway.

That's the bit that always makes me shitty about those messages, above the fact that I get about 10 of them each round

 

[seela]

OH! Sorry. I don't remember what exactly it was this time, but every once in a while you'll get some note or message sent to a bunch of chicks on someone's friends list, and it'll be all "To show your support of breast cancer research, post X-Random-Thing in your status. Don't explain it and don't tell the boys!! It's a secret fun game!!"

The first time, it was kind of cute. Partly because it was bra-size so it at least made sense. But then it just got ridiculous. I think maybe this time it was shoe size and how you feel right now or something totally idiotic like that.

You forgot the bit about how it's designed to confuse the men, and how that's not hard to do anyway.

That's the bit that always makes me shitty about those messages, above the fact that I get about 10 of them each round

Sounds stupid. The only things I've noticed going around in Finnish are things like "post this if you're a proud mother of five and feel wonderful even with not having had a full night's sleep in seven years". So far I haven't noticed any secret codes for girls only to confuse the boys. But then again I hardly ever use Facebook, so I never know what's going on there.

And I'm also pretty sure my friends are afraid to send those copy and paste things to me, because they know I'd copy and paste them into ignore without skipping a beat if they'd send something stupid like that to me more than once.

What always gets noticed in the media are the "if 300.000 people like this, I'll tattoo my hamster's ass on my forehead" stunts.

 

[bhndblueyes88]

*WALL PUNCH*

I just can't DO THIS sometimes!!! RAAAGH

 

[kiwi_submissive]

Yeah mine was diagnosed form a internal trans vaginal ultrasound. They are waiting to see if it shrinks or grows...I go for another ultra sound in a couple of weeks to find out. At that point, if its the latter, I will be referred to a gyno.

I've looked and apparently they can cause 'strange muscular like pains in the ribs' (that will be me! Plus some stabbing/throbbing ones ), I guess its referred pain and like you said pain caused by pressing on other organs. Im just stressing as more symptoms appear and the more debilitating it starts to be. I hate the bastard thing lol

I eat pretty healthily and today I made myself mow the lawns lol. Fed up of giving into the pain.

I might try masturbating and eating chips tonight

I know that this sounds difficult, but please try not to stress. It is what it is and stressing between now and then is not going to change the results. It will only stress you out and make you sicker. My friends thought I was odd while I was waiting for a biopsy because I just got on with things rather than stressing and it definitly helped me.

Hahah one of those huh? all the strange side effects that most people don't get.

Yeah it sucks but sometimes you just have to get on with life as best you can while they figure out what is wrong with you and how to try and fix it.

 

[the captians wench]

Made an employee cry and was cursed out by 2 customers with in the first 2 hours of my shift this morning.

And if that wasn't a brilliant start, found out mid way through that I'm being transfered to another store next week.

 

[sinnocence]

*WALL PUNCH*

I just can't DO THIS sometimes!!! RAAAGH

I just want you to know that most, if not all, of your posts make me either smile or giggle.

Oh and *hugs*

 

[bhndblueyes88]

I just want you to know that most, if not all, of your posts make me either smile or giggle.

Oh and *hugs*

thank you and I try to amuse others even when I am not feeling amused. I have to have some valuable quality!!

 

[the captians wench]

The combination of Shakespear and Irish whiskey has left me in a state of romance, greaving, mellowness, and yet aprihention.

Of course this all could be because of the reasons that lead to said combination.

Side note: Must add more Jameson to grocery list.

 

[DeepGreenEyes]

HA!

DGE, you are a marketing department's wet dream.

Well, I do a lot of get filthy PMs with phrases like "I want your, big, throbbing demographic. Now."

Just saw this on Facebook:

Please copy & paste this to your status if you are constantly being asked to copy & paste something to your status by friends who copy & paste things to their status. Many people won't copy & paste this but my true sarcastic friends will copy & paste it because they know this was copied & pasted from a dear friend in need of more stuff to copy & paste...thank you! And don't forget the heart... ♥

That's the only thing I'm copying and pasting. And maybe the Walk to Cure Copy and Pasting.

Also, for all the cyst people. Damn...

 

[bhndblueyes88]

Also, for all the cyst people. Damn...

I know right!! I'm starting to wonder if bdsm proclivities in women aren't somehow linked to horrible abherrant genetics! We all seem so f'd up!!

 

[Sir_Winston54]

Made an employee cry and was cursed out by 2 customers with in the first 2 hours of my shift this morning.

And if that wasn't a brilliant start, found out mid way through that I'm being transfered to another store next week.

The employee, in my guesstimation, likely *needed* to be made to cry, and being cursed out by customers almost certainly means that you were doing your job better than the average bear.

As for the re-transfer... that kind of sucks, unless it's something you wanted/asked for earlier and they didn't know they could give it to you until just recently. Or, perhaps, they're using you as a kind of troubleshooter for troubled stores...?

 

[DiscusDave]

Don't know how to respond to my friend.... but earlier this morning she sends me a text saying she had a dream last night where "I kidnapped her, took her across the country, and then brought her to [my] dungeon," at which point she said she'd rather not go into what happened after that.

I'd have taken it as a compliment if I wasn't seeing someone, her husband and I weren't also friends, and she hadn't gotten the wedding ring her and her husband had been saving up for the past 3 years.

Oy....

 

[kiwi_submissive]

I have had an all day craving for an incredibly sweet snack.

 

[DeepGreenEyes]

I have had an all day craving for an incredibly sweet snack.

No primal thoughts were harmed in the reading of this post.

 

[kiwi_submissive]

No primal thoughts were harmed in the reading of this post.

No sweet snacks were either

 

[the captians wench]

The employee, in my guesstimation, likely *needed* to be made to cry, and being cursed out by customers almost certainly means that you were doing your job better than the average bear.

As for the re-transfer... that kind of sucks, unless it's something you wanted/asked for earlier and they didn't know they could give it to you until just recently. Or, perhaps, they're using you as a kind of troubleshooter for troubled stores...?

She did need to have it said to her. And I don't really feel bad about it. I've only ever made two people cry, and both times I've felt like I was in the right, and I haven't been told other wize.

As for the transfer I'm not very happy about it. I was just getting used to the store I'm in now, had a plan set for the next 8 weeks I was suposed to be there, and they're moving me. And I'm going back to work for the same GM that I was at the store before this one. The same GM that I've worked for most of my career. The same GM that drives me batshit crazy because she's very high strung and so makes me that way. It's going to be super stressful, in a busier store than I've ever been in, with crew who are mostly hispanic (and not really great workers, no these guys are the type who like to pretend they don't know English when you tell them to do something they don't want to do). She's demanding that I come there now, instead of sending a temp there and keeping me where I am for a couple of months. The store is filthy, the people are rude, and I'll be speaking as much Spanish as English.

I'm not happy about it, but I have to keep positive. At least it's still only a 15 minute drive from my house, so I will still be saving on gas compaired to where I've been for 3 years, and it's not the worst store that I've ever been in, and this GM has been rated "excellent" for 3 years in a row so *maybe* it's not a terrible thing to have her demanding me to come work there.