The Isolated Blurt BDSM Thread

[HottieMama]

The flat-track and the smell of rink lube is calling me... Roller Derby here I come!!!!!!

 

[the captians wench]

I really need a maid.

 

[bhndblueyes88]

I really need a maid.

I'd totally offer to help you out, but I'm wretched at cleaning

Except for sweeping and vacuuming. I'm a sweeper-vacuum MASTAH!!

Blurt: I finally found a good food-mix for my new rabbit to fatten her up. She didn't like the alfalfa pellets I gave her for some reason. I soaked them lightly, and then mixed them up with dehydrated carrot, papaya, and some banana-mash. She ate that. The fact that, apparently, it was how hard the pellets were tells me she might have a dental problem *sigh* to the vet then...

Oh, and at this point in time, the only hay she likes is the Botanical Hay. You know, the expensive one

 

[the captians wench]

I'd totally offer to help you out, but I'm wretched at cleaning

Except for sweeping and vacuuming. I'm a sweeper-vacuum MASTAH!!

Blurt: I finally found a good food-mix for my new rabbit to fatten her up. She didn't like the alfalfa pellets I gave her for some reason. I soaked them lightly, and then mixed them up with dehydrated carrot, papaya, and some banana-mash. She ate that. The fact that, apparently, it was how hard the pellets were tells me she might have a dental problem *sigh* to the vet then...

Oh, and at this point in time, the only hay she likes is the Botanical Hay. You know, the expensive one

I love deep cleaning. Dusting, scrubbing showers, scouring sinks, I even like cleaning the toilet.

My problem is that I've out grown my apartment ten fold and I just don't have a place for a lot of stuff! And it's driving me batty!

 

[bhndblueyes88]

I love deep cleaning. Dusting, scrubbing showers, scouring sinks, I even like cleaning the toilet.

My problem is that I've out grown my apartment ten fold and I just don't have a place for a lot of stuff! And it's driving me batty!

....get rid of some stuff?

 

[the captians wench]

....get rid of some stuff?

I've done that. Twice in the past 6 months even. I even got rid of some fabric!

As long as I'm going to keep upping my costume production, I'm going to need a bigger place, and that's all there is to it. It's just a mater now of finding one in a neighborhood I like for a price I'm willing to pay.

 

[Sir_Winston54]

I was just thinkin'... (I know, uh oh!)

We have a emoticon to show affection, etc., for the ladies, and sometimes from them... we need a beer emoticon, or something like that, to serve the same purpose for the gents.

Yeah, it's early in my morning, and my brain's still a bit foggy and discombobulated.

 

[Curious_in_Cali]

I was just thinkin'... (I know, uh oh!)

We have a emoticon to show affection, etc., for the ladies, and sometimes from them... we need a beer emoticon, or something like that, to serve the same purpose for the gents.

Yeah, it's early in my morning, and my brain's still a bit foggy and discombobulated.

How about.... C[-]

 

[Sir_Winston54]

How about.... C[-]

Heh... I was thinking more along the lines of something like this:

http://i183.photobucket.com/albums/x95/Sir_Winston54/beer.jpg

added into our Lit emoticon menu. But your C[-] will work until the bosses get off their asses and help us out.

 

[Goodgirl4him]

Heh... I was thinking more along the lines of something like this:

http://i183.photobucket.com/albums/x95/Sir_Winston54/beer.jpg

added into our Lit emoticon menu. But your C[-] will work until the bosses get off their asses and help us out.

Rofl! I vote for that one too! Ein prosit!

 

[Etoile]

I used to use a lot of personal smilies but I fell out of the habit.

 

[the captians wench]

Okay, so I tried to wax my upper leg, something I haven't tried since the first wax because it didn't work very well.

Well it worked.

Hurt like a son of a bitch and left a bruse.

 

[Sir_Winston54]

I used to use a lot of personal smilies but I fell out of the habit.

Dear Mod-goddess, please transfer this post to the Boring thread.

 

[Daddy2mylilgirl]

There's spam text messages now?

WTF?

 

[HottieMama]

I can't stop thinking about my ex-girlfriend. While painful, it's also comforting in a way...

 

[BiBunny]

Poll time: Which color is more obnoxious, fire engine red or fuchsia? This will determine the color of my lipstick and accessories, so choose wisely.

 

[midwestyankee]

Poll time: Which color is more obnoxious, fire engine red or fuchsia? This will determine the color of my lipstick and accessories, so choose wisely.

I pick gum.

 

[BiBunny]

I pick gum.

I don't think gum will be one of my accessories. Sorry.

 

[midwestyankee]

I don't think gum will be one of my accessories. Sorry.

Good. Because women who chomp on gum turn me off.

By the way, what the fuck color is fucksia?

 

[BiBunny]

Good. Because women who chomp on gum turn me off.

By the way, what the fuck color is fucksia?

Check out the fashion fuchsia shade about halfway down the page.

 

[midwestyankee]

Check out the fashion fuchsia shade about halfway down the page.

That is not a color for a beautiful woman - that is a color for bad candy.

 

[bhndblueyes88]

Check out the fashion fuchsia shade about halfway down the page.

*violent shudder* the horrors.

Why can't you wear some normal color that's SUPPOSED to be on a human?

Sometimes, I have the hardest time understanding my gender-mates. bleecghrgh >P

 

[BiBunny]

*violent shudder* the horrors.

Why can't you wear some normal color that's SUPPOSED to be on a human?

Sometimes, I have the hardest time understanding my gender-mates. bleecghrgh >P

Because I'm a flaming asshole, mostly. I sometimes like to wear things simply because they are obnoxious.

Also, it doesn't hurt that I look amazing in both red and fuchsia.

 

[HottieMama]

I love fuchsia!!!!! (And I look great in it as well...)

 

[bhndblueyes88]

my "friends" (if you could call the bitches friends....) are plotting to group-hug-rape me tomorrow. Because apparently invading my massive personal space bubble is hilarious.

Someone is going to get hurt -.- I do not respond well to massive invasions of my space.

But hey. I warned 'em! I'll just hide most of class tomorrow....and if someone gets hurt, that's their own damned fault.