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I'm feeling a need for big honkin' greasy cheeseburger with seventeen toppings and a bucket of fries the size of an oil drum. And a Diet Coke.
 
bhndblueyes88 said:
*drool* mmmfoodtherapy
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In the end, it wasn't particularly drool-worthy. Stopped by a Sonic Drive-in for the first time ever. The cheeseburger was tastier than one can get under those famous arches but the fries were worse than forgettable. And the DC contained far more ice than is necessary.
 
midwestyankee said:
In the end, it wasn't particularly drool-worthy. Stopped by a Sonic Drive-in for the first time ever. The cheeseburger was tastier than one can get under those famous arches but the fries were worse than forgettable. And the DC contained far more ice than is necessary.
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And no welcoming wenchie smile either I bet.

*giggles*
 
Was there ever any real control? I think it was all just a game we had fun playing. It couldn't last. We knew that from the start I think. Things are so stupid right now. I'm sorry for my part. Meloncholy is my friend right now.
 
My old gelding has finally left for his new home. I'm strangely okay. Maybe it's because I know I"ll be visiting soon. Maybe it's just because it's a good home :)
 
bhndblueyes88 said:
My old gelding has finally left for his new home. I'm strangely okay. Maybe it's because I know I"ll be visiting soon. Maybe it's just because it's a good home :)
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I'm glad you're doing better than you thought you would with this. :)

My blurt: Is it bad that, even though I've met Sir Winston in real life (which means I know exactly what he looks like), when I see his posts, I still imagine him as the disembodied hand smacking the ass of the schoolgirl in the plaid skirt that he used as his av for so long?

Could that sentence have been any longer?
 
BiBunny said:
I'm glad you're doing better than you thought you would with this. :)

My blurt: Is it bad that, even though I've met Sir Winston in real life (which means I know exactly what he looks like), when I see his posts, I still imagine him as the disembodied hand smacking the ass of the schoolgirl in the plaid skirt that he used as his av for so long?

Could that sentence have been any longer?
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I don't think there could be anything possibly wrong with imagining that image in any situation, ever :D
 
BiBunny said:
I'm glad you're doing better than you thought you would with this. :)

My blurt: Is it bad that, even though I've met Sir Winston in real life (which means I know exactly what he looks like), when I see his posts, I still imagine him as the disembodied hand smacking the ass of the schoolgirl in the plaid skirt that he used as his av for so long?

Could that sentence have been any longer?
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Thanks :)

And there's nothing wrong with that :p However, I might have to give you a good smack for such a wretchedly run on sentence :p
 
midwestyankee said:
In the end, it wasn't particularly drool-worthy. Stopped by a Sonic Drive-in for the first time ever. The cheeseburger was tastier than one can get under those famous arches but the fries were worse than forgettable. And the DC contained far more ice than is necessary.
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That would be because Sonic is best known for their tatoer tots, not their fries. ;)
 
I am so excited to be going to the festival today! :cathappy:

Mom and I haven't been able to spend a lot of time together. This should do us both a world of good.
 
Who ran an entire mile without stopping this morning for the first time since high school?

Oh yes... that would be me.

And then I turned around, walked a 1/4 mile as a breather, and did it again.


:cool:



(It feels so insanely lame to be this excited about running a mile, when there are eleventy-billion people on the planet who do so much more, but oh.my.goodness. am I proud of me. :D )
 
CutieMouse said:
Who ran an entire mile without stopping this morning for the first time since high school?

Oh yes... that would be me.

And then I turned around, walked a 1/4 mile as a breather, and did it again.


:cool:



(It feels so insanely lame to be this excited about running a mile, when there are eleventy-billion people on the planet who do so much more, but oh.my.goodness. am I proud of me. :D )
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I get the same feeling when I walk my mile. Every little bit building up to that mile I was all "hey! look what I can do!" and the whole while thinking "there are people who RUN this as a WARM UP!

Yea you!



Blurt: I really need the kind of girl friend who will help you wax areas you can't reach with out batting an eye. *sigh*
 
Blimey it's kicking off in the Submissive womens thread over on fet....I've come here for a better vibe and some threads that havent been deleted before I get a chance to read them :rolleyes:
 
minx1 said:
Blimey it's kicking off in the Submissive womens thread over on fet....I've come here for a better vibe and some threads that havent been deleted before I get a chance to read them :rolleyes:
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Some of those omen over there make me throw up in my mouth a little...ok...a LOT!!!:rolleyes:
 
HottieMama said:
Some of those omen over there make me throw up in my mouth a little...ok...a LOT!!!:rolleyes:
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lol I thought it was just me...yeah, I know exactly what you mean!:rolleyes:

And woe betide anyone who dares to speak out about threads being deleted or question reasoning. Blimey:eek:
 
I will never ever ever get home from the pub at 4am again. I am just too old for that kind of carry on these days.
 
CutieMouse said:
Who ran an entire mile without stopping this morning for the first time since high school?

Oh yes... that would be me.

And then I turned around, walked a 1/4 mile as a breather, and did it again.


:cool:



(It feels so insanely lame to be this excited about running a mile, when there are eleventy-billion people on the planet who do so much more, but oh.my.goodness. am I proud of me. :D )
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You're not the only one who's happy about this. Good going! :rose:
 
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