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bronntanas said:
OOhh, pictorial evidence!
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*If* pictorial evidence is given, it will be in the form of a teensy tiny avatar, in the most puritanical manner possible. I have my reputation as a prude to uphold, ya know. :cool:

(But oh my gracious it's pretty... 22" silver Chinese silk brocade. Contented sigh.)
 
graceanne said:
Well, how 'bout the lock ness monster?
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No can do..he specfied American monsters only..no Sasquatch or Wingdoos (?). Bigfoot only. The Boggy Creek monster is American, but the dude seems to really be into BigFoot. I didn't realize, though, that random primate-like monsters actually had nationalities. huh
 
callinectes said:
No can do..he specfied American monsters only..no Sasquatch or Wingdoos (?). Bigfoot only. The Boggy Creek monster is American, but the dude seems to really be into BigFoot. I didn't realize, though, that random primate-like monsters actually had nationalities. huh
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Well, isn't he picky. :rolleyes:
 
graceanne said:
Well, isn't he picky. :rolleyes:
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LOL.. and Ameri-centrist. And he wants to see BigFoot poo in Central Park before he screws (or is screwed by) BF. If they caught, I so hope it will be on posted on The Smoking Gun. :D
 
callinectes said:
LOL.. and Ameri-centrist. And he wants to see BigFoot poo in Central Park before he screws (or is screwed by) BF. If they caught, I so hope it will be on posted on The Smoking Gun. :D
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ROFLMAO
 
....Dear lord it's been a long night.

@.@ That meant to go in the non-PC place to swear thread.
 
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Seriously people... STOP POSTING. Every time I try to go to bed, somebody replies to a thread I'm subscribed to. And I HAVE to click on it. If you all would just stop posting, I could get some sleep tonight!!
 
Etoile said:
Seriously people... STOP POSTING. Every time I try to go to bed, somebody replies to a thread I'm subscribed to. And I HAVE to click on it. If you all would just stop posting, I could get some sleep tonight!!
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ROFLMAO
 
Note to self: Mention Ethel Granger when I teach the corset section of the "Scenewear" class.
 
i work in a law firm and i am really getting tired of my job. i'm thinking about working in an adult toy store someday :p :rose:
 
Blah blah, insert whining about not being able to get legally married here.
 
You know your life's pathetic when you can't even cultivate your nascent alcohol addiction properly on a Sunday night because all you have's your neighbour's homemade wine which might as well be watered-down paint thinner filled with red food colouring and it's too damn cold to walk the one block to the bar to drink alone.

Guess I'll just have to procrastinate by taking a bubble bath and wasting time on Lit instead of slowly chipping away at my dignity.

I'm not actually as depressed as this post makes me sound, but man, I was really looking forward to drinking that wine.
 
Etoile said:
I'd like to know the same thing. The one day I don't have to get up until 9:00, I'm up at 7:45. Huh?
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It's an unwritten rule. If you had to be up now, you wouldn't even be able to open your eyes for another 1/2 hour....

( :nana: stare at the banana.... you are feeling sleeeepppppyyyyyy)
 
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