The Isolated Blurt BDSM Thread

[@}-}rebecca----]

OK! Where are all the queer women switches in SF!!!

OK, whine and rant is over now.

~ Neon

Can't solve it Miss Neon, also can't bring myself to post a cheesey cat picture with 'hang in there' printed across it , hope this Betrand will suffice

http://i28.photobucket.com/albums/c224/rebecca000/bertrand21.jpg

 

[TooTiredToLive]

I really, fucking hate packing.

The annoyance value of packing is perhaps exceeded only by the annoyance value of UNpacking, when there is either not enough space in the storage areas for the things you want to put away, or so much space that when you put things away, it looks like you have nothing. Or the majority of storage space is in areas where you don't need it, and the areas where you do have none. And why the hell didn't you notice that before you selected that as your new domicile?

 

[TooTiredToLive]

OK! Where are all the queer women switches in SF!!!

I'm neither queer, woman, switch nor in SF, so I can't help you... but if you ask nice, graceanne might let you have a cookie.

 

[coy_one]

Where is that thread about lame-ass PMs? I received another one of those "you're so hot, I wanna fuck you" "My cock is so throbbing right now"

I'm just running right off to answer that kind of PM.

 

[graceanne]

I'm neither queer, woman, switch nor in SF, so I can't help you... but if you ask nice, graceanne might let you have a cookie.

Just cause she's horny? hahaha you so funny.

 

[neonflux]

Can't solve it Miss Neon, also can't bring myself to post a cheesey cat picture with 'hang in there' printed across it , hope this Betrand will suffice

http://i28.photobucket.com/albums/c224/rebecca000/bertrand21.jpg

Oh Goddess!!! Oh Goddess!!! Oh Goddess!!!

 

[neonflux]

Just cause she's horny? hahaha you so funny.

http://i134.photobucket.com/albums/q91/cleasf/CatBegging.jpg

 

[neonflux]

http://i134.photobucket.com/albums/q91/cleasf/catSad.jpg

 

[@}-}rebecca----]

http://i134.photobucket.com/albums/q91/cleasf/catSad.jpg

ROFL Heeeeeeeeeey Grace , get in here . Neon found you a new AV

 

[Yang4yin]

http://i141.photobucket.com/albums/r47/Yang4yin/av_blowjob.jpg

 

[graceanne]

My kids try that on me all the time. I'll tell you what I tell them - my sisters used to do that to me, and now it doesn't work for anyone else.

Get a dildo. But leave my cookies alone.



MUHAHAHAHAHA

Moody? Me? NO COOKIES FOR YOU EITHER!

 

[Yang4yin]

Butterscotch and chocolate chip.
Now that's a good cookie!

 

[neonflux]

Back!!!! But you have to admit, the kittens were kinda' cute

(What if I promise you a nice spanking, or flogging, or, or...)

My kids try that on me all the time. I'll tell you what I tell them - my sisters used to do that to me, and now it doesn't work for anyone else.

Get a dildo. But leave my cookies alone.



MUHAHAHAHAHA

Moody? Me? NO COOKIES FOR YOU EITHER!

 

[graceanne]

Back!!!! But you have to admit, the kittens were kinda' cute

(What if I promise you a nice spanking, or flogging, or, or...)

That might work . . . if you were K, and a man.

But since you're being so dilligant, and I'm feeling nice . . . ONE cookie!

 

[neonflux]

LOL, I am beginning to feel like I'm one of your kids...



: takes crop out of hand and greedily puts hand out:

and edits to say thank you!

That might work . . . if you were K, and a man.

But since you're being so dilligant, and I'm feeling nice . . . ONE cookie!

 

[neonflux]

p.s., i've been told I look quite fetching in drag - but I suspect that doesn't count, LOL...

 

[graceanne]

LOL, I am beginning to feel like I'm one of your kids...



: takes crop out of hand and greedily puts hand out:

and edits to say thank you!

You are not the first litster to say that to me. lol

 

[intothewoods]

My kids try that on me all the time. I'll tell you what I tell them - my sisters used to do that to me, and now it doesn't work for anyone else.

Get a dildo. But leave my cookies alone.



MUHAHAHAHAHA

Moody? Me? NO COOKIES FOR YOU EITHER!

I know, I'm tired. But I had to read this a couple times over. I thought you were telling your kids to 'get a dildo.'

 

[graceanne]

I know, I'm tired. But I had to read this a couple times over. I thought you were telling your kids to 'get a dildo.'

LOL..

 

[WriterDom]

And what were you thinking about my cock? How good it will feel when it slides in your cumming cunt? Or it squirting in your hungry mouth? Or the eagerness of your ass to be fully filled again?

 

[callinectes]

This would throw me into a full-blown panic attack. I am in awe of someone that can wear it and remain calm.

 

[im_a_voyeur]

This would throw me into a full-blown panic attack. I am in awe of someone that can wear it and remain calm.

 

[Quint]

...........

 

[Sir_Winston54]

This would throw me into a full-blown panic attack. I am in awe of someone that can wear it and remain calm.

Is the intent for someone to "remain calm?" Agreed, the ad copy says, "not for those that panic," but I'm not sure that someone applying this Total Sensory Deprivation Leather Hood to their pyl would be looking for "calm"...

OTOH,

"An isolation tank is a lightless, soundproof tank in which subjects float in salty water at skin temperature. They were first used by John C. Lilly in 1954 in order to test the effects of sensory deprivation. Such tanks are now also used for meditation, prayer, relaxation, and in alternative medicine.

Isolation tanks were originally called sensory deprivation tanks. They were renamed because it was found that the terminology of "sensory deprivation" negatively prejudiced people prior to experiencing the use of the device. Dr. Peter Suedfeld and Dr. Roderick Borrie of the University of British Columbia began experimenting on the therapeutic benefits of this technique in the late 1970s. They renamed the technique Restricted Environmental Stimulation Therapy (REST) or Floatation REST.

A therapeutic session in a flotation tank typically lasts an hour. For the first forty minutes it is reportedly possible to experience itching in various parts of the body (a phenomenon also reported to be common during the early stages of meditation). The last 20 minutes often end with a transition from beta or alpha brainwaves to theta, which typically occur briefly before sleep and again at waking. In a float tank the theta state can last for several minutes without the subject losing consciousness. Many use the extended theta state as a tool for enhanced creativity and problem-solving or for superlearning. Spas sometimes provide commercial float tanks for use in relaxation. Floatation therapy has been academically studied in the USA and in Sweden with published results showing reduction of both pain and stress. The relaxed state also involves lowered blood pressure and maximal blood flow." (Emphases mine.)

So ... maybe the intent of the hood IS to calm one?

 

[graceanne]

God I'm drooling. Well, figurative drool, I don't want to stain the leather. That's an instant mindgasm for me.

It's definately something I wouldn't mind trying.