The Isolated Blurt BDSM Thread

[the captians wench]

It. Won't. Leave. My. Head!

Now I'm in the mood for dinosaur music. *giggles*

 

[subkitty72]

Now I'm in the mood for dinosaur music. *giggles*

Holy fuck. I've got to stop looking at spanking pictures.

I'm changing my AV back. Keeping it evil for a little bit.

 

[Chris_Xavier]

Nurse HottieMama says you need to up the dosage.

Can you get me some good drugs?

 

[HottieMama]

Now I'm in the mood for dinosaur music. *giggles*

Are you callin' me old??????????????????? **giggles**

 

[the captians wench]

Holy fuck. I've got to stop looking at spanking pictures.

I'm changing my AV back. Keeping it evil for a little bit.

 

[the captians wench]

Are you callin' me old??????????????????? **giggles**

not you specifically no.



I'm actually hoping that there is a lurker or two who will read that.

 

[subkitty72]

It's Isolated Blurt, wenchie. Not supposed to make sense.

I won, I won, I won.

 

[the captians wench]

It's Isolated Blurt, wenchie. Not supposed to make sense.

I won, I won, I won.

if it's an isolated blurt then you're not suposed to quote.

besides, it's not hard to confuse the wenchie

 

[catalina_francisco]

Hmmm, this is bad....I am thinking of adding the speeding fines department to our banking address book to save me time when I am paying his fines online...I think he is addicted to getting them.

Catalina

 

[Homburg]

My mom is cool. I don't believe her when she says that she's behind me no matter what even if she doesn't understand, but I appreciate her saying it anyway.

 

[Sprinkles22]

I've been asleep. What could I have possibly come in contact with that has my face broken out in hives???????

*scratch ... itch .... scratch .... itch ..... on and on .....*

 

[Homburg]

Oh no! Delayed allergic reaction to being in the presence of Terminal Stupidity at work?

 

[Sprinkles22]

LOL ... that's possible

Whatever it is now has my entire face swollen and itching, my eyes are swollen and burning/itching like mad and now my neck is beginning to develop the hives .... whatever I'm reacting to is moving down my body

 

[graceanne]

LOL ... that's possible

Whatever it is now has my entire face swollen and itching, my eyes are swollen and burning/itching like mad and now my neck is beginning to develop the hives .... whatever I'm reacting to is moving down my body

I would go in. Swelling of the face and hives on the throat can go wrong, FAST.

 

[Sprinkles22]

I would go in. Swelling of the face and hives on the throat can go wrong, FAST.

Helllllll Noooooo! I work there ... I know exactly what goes on there

Me = good nurse and Baaaddddddd patient

 

[graceanne]

Helllllll Noooooo! I work there ... I know exactly what goes on there

Me = good nurse and Baaaddddddd patient

yeah, and just imagine how much kidding and sarcasm you're gonna get if you end up having to be hospitalized cause your throat swelled shut.

 

[HottieMama]

Helllllll Noooooo! I work there ... I know exactly what goes on there

Me = good nurse and Baaaddddddd patient

You and me both!!!


Seriously...i never knew you were a nurse!

 

[Sprinkles22]

yeah, and just imagine how much kidding and sarcasm you're gonna get if you end up having to be hospitalized cause your throat swelled shut.

well, okay ... now that you put it that way ....

 

[graceanne]

well, okay ... now that you put it that way ....

*hug* Let us know how it goes.

 

[Sir_Winston54]

well, okay ... now that you put it that way ....

Sprinkles - just cuz you're a nurse, don't think something like this can't be serious. Because you are a nurse, you know better. Get yer tail in there and get diagnosed. Much better to find out it's not something life-threatening than to guess it's not and find that it is.

Nurses and doctors keep telling me I'm a fun "bad patient." I guess I'm a bad patient because 1) I keep sneaking off the floor - well, not sneaking; signing out and going off the telemetry floor - to smoke a cigarette or two, when I'm in the hospital with a heart attack; 2) I have a tendency to correct interns and residents on pronunciations (or definitions) of syndromes/symptoms/conditions I have, and ditto on meds; 3) snitching salt from the cafeteria and hiding it in my nightstand, so I can add it to my low-sugar, low-sodium meals; and 4) I don't sleep normal hours in the hospital, but I definitely get cranky if they wake me up to give me something to help me sleep

As far as fun/funny, that probably comes from 1) flirting with every nurse under the age of 50 (and a couple over ); 2)threatening to spank the interns (I always seem to get gorgeous young ones!) if they mispronounce or misdefine something a second time; and 3) finding some way to get all of them - except cardiologists, who have their senses of humor surgically removed in medical school - to giggle, laugh, or at least smile.

They also seem to like, for some reason, the fact that I'm aware of what my body is doing, and have at least a basic understanding of what they tell me, or ask them for enough clarification that I do understand. Unlike in my younger days, it seems that doctors now prefer for patients to be intelligent about their condition and how to deal with it, instead of just blindly following orders without understanding why - or at least that's my experience over the past decade with VA doctors.

 

[catalina_francisco]

I've been asleep. What could I have possibly come in contact with that has my face broken out in hives???????

*scratch ... itch .... scratch .... itch ..... on and on .....*

Sure hope you haven't got pityriasis rosea. I've had the damn thing 3 times, each time each area which broke out lasted just over 3 months so it ended up longer as it typically spreads, and it itched like the devil....and the last time started on my face. Like everyone said, go and see what it is incase it is something more serious and dangerous.

Catalina

 

[FungiUg]

One month left of having balls. I best enjoy them while they last!

 

[Sprinkles22]

100 mg of Benadryl later: I'm good. Hives are reducing, itching is tolerable.

Thanks for the concern, my friends.

 

[CutieMouse]

*****

 

[FungiUg]

Wait a min... huh?

I now have an... appointment. With the clinic.

Actually, it's not that big a deal when you think about it: shave, spray, snip, glue and go easy for a few days. Now if it were a woman, then yeah, it'd be somewhat more of a big deal. Er, not that women normally have balls, you understand.