The Isolated Blurt BDSM Thread

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i got cuaght in the woods in a rainstorm today while wearing a thin white shirt and a see through bra.... grr, i hate unexpected weather!
 
Yes thank you I'm aware, small things amuse me.

While researching Halloween, I have become fascinated by the amount ot Vampire jokes where a simple interchange of the word sadist actually still works.

What's a vampire's favourite kind of dog?
- A Bloodhound!

What's a sadist's favourite kind of dog?
- A Bloodhound!

What is a vampire's favourite dessert?
- I scream

What is a sadist's favourite dessert?
- I scream

Why did Count Dracula flunk out of art school ?
Because he could only draw blood.

Why did the sadist flunk out of art school ?
Because he could only draw blood.
 
the captians wench said:
I love surprizes like that. *shrug*

even more surprising becuase i was with a (male) friend at the time. i had a clipboard with me becuase i was doing field research on some of the trees in the area and i held it to my chest so tightly the entire tome that i managed, barely, to not be completly exposed.
 
I've been gone for a few days .... between travel and sickness .... have I missed anything good???
 
Sprinkles22 said:
I've been gone for a few days .... between travel and sickness .... have I missed anything good???

Depends upon your definition of good. Do you gush or squirt? Lots of gush and squirt talk.


Now my blurt: I'm hungry! Wah. And I'm bored and don't feel like working. I suppose I'm the only one, because the boards are dead.
 
Soooooo much readinggggggg.....

I DON'T WANNA DO IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I hate tests

I'm still hungry

And I'm so disorganized

What day is it again?

GOD!!!!!!!!!

I miss my homefriends
 
At least I finally ordered my wig.

I CAN'T WAIT FOR HALLOWEEN!!!!!!!!!!!

I'm gonna show everyone pictures of my costume

:D
 
TheBlackDahlia said:
At least I finally ordered my wig.

I CAN'T WAIT FOR HALLOWEEN!!!!!!!!!!!

I'm gonna show everyone pictures of my costume

:D
Can't wait to see it!!!
 
myinnerslut said:
everything ok wenchie?

just people at work.

chick had the nerve to call me at home to tell me what she should not have to do. six fucking trays! you run 7 people short 2 days in a row then tell me what you should and should not have to do.

bitch

:mad:
 
I would dearly love to stomp your fucking face into the ground, barring that I would settle for giving you a beautiful right cross...but I swear the next time I have to deal with your stupidity, I will be visiting you in the hospital...

BITCH....
 
Luna_Wolf72 said:
I would dearly love to stomp your fucking face into the ground, barring that I would settle for giving you a beautiful right cross...but I swear the next time I have to deal with your stupidity, I will be visiting you in the hospital...

BITCH....

would you be a doll and take my chicky poo out too?

I have a feeling you'd do a better job of it.
 
the captians wench said:
would you be a doll and take my chicky poo out too?

I have a feeling you'd do a better job of it.

LMAO...

you just ruined a perfectly good pout with that....

;)
 
I'm SOOOO incredibly SICK of turning on the news only to hear about yet ANOTHER kid shooting people at their school!!!!!!! The latest one.....only 14 years old, armed to the hilt with various weapons, and shoots four people....two adults and two students. He threatened stab people and blow things up last week, and nothing was done!!! Only one security guard for this huge school in Ohio, too. It's crazy!!!! :mad:
 
Luvkitty33 said:
I'm SOOOO incredibly SICK of turning on the news only to hear about yet ANOTHER kid shooting people at their school!!!!!!! The latest one.....only 14 years old, armed to the hilt with various weapons, and shoots four people....two adults and two students. He threatened stab people and blow things up last week, and nothing was done!!! Only one security guard for this huge school in Ohio, too. It's crazy!!!! :mad:

It's only crazy because it's talked about but nothing is done. What is that quote..something about crazy is doing the same thing over and over and expecting a different result.

I just today was watching a news show...something like cnn but a talk format where they were discussing teachers wanting permission to bring guns for their own protection. Um...does anyone else see that this is getting more than a little out of control?

As for the nothing was done...yep...not surprised in the least.
 
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