The Isolated Blurt Thread XXXVII: You're Welcome, Fuckers

[thør]

Or food poisoning LOL

We use refrigeration here in the 49th state. Unless there are politicians coming to eat.

 

[butters]

Woke up to phone calls from the utilities and H's son to let us know we'd sprung a leak somewhere, so that was fun for us out there in the wet looking where it might be before I'd even had my first cup of coffee... but the plumber got out pretty quickly, just about 2 hours after the call and was done very fast, too: for some reason the spigot on the emergency stop outside the house wasn't doing much stopping all of a sudden and it was a speedy replacement. Didn't even get a repairs charge, just the call out fee, so he went home with 3 jars of jelly... peach and cantaloupe, sweet pepper and apple confetti, and a tomatillo and lime with a cherry on top jar from an experimental bunch a few years ago.

Heavy of rain overnight, meaning I've a few repairs to make to the spots of washed out 'gutters' of the new green bean bed—but that can wait a few days to dry off a little.

So went tinkering in in the row intended for the peppers and toms, clearing around the overcrowded leeks doing their own thing there. They've multiplied quite nicely but needed splitting up a bit to allow them room to grow. Around the same patch, there's a bunch of volunteer turnip greens growing. We always get some there, but this year there appears to be a bunch more than normal.

Coffee then time to make pizza.

 

[TwinkleStars]

Woke up to phone calls from the utilities and H's son to let us know we'd sprung a leak somewhere, so that was fun for us out there in the wet looking where it might be before I'd even had my first cup of coffee... but the plumber got out pretty quickly, just about 2 hours after the call and was done very fast, too: for some reason the spigot on the emergency stop outside the house wasn't doing much stopping all of a sudden and it was a speedy replacement. Didn't even get a repairs charge, just the call out fee, so he went home with 3 jars of jelly... peach and cantaloupe, sweet pepper and apple confetti, and a tomatillo and lime with a cherry on top jar from an experimental bunch a few years ago.

Heavy of rain overnight, meaning I've a few repairs to make to the spots of washed out 'gutters' of the new green bean bed—but that can wait a few days to dry off a little.

So went tinkering in in the row intended for the peppers and toms, clearing around the overcrowded leeks doing their own thing there. They've multiplied quite nicely but needed splitting up a bit to allow them room to grow. Around the same patch, there's a bunch of volunteer turnip greens growing. We always get some there, but this year there appears to be a bunch more than normal.

Coffee then time to make pizza.

You always have the weirdest sex stories to tell.

 

[butters]

You always have the weirdest sex stories to tell.

"if I told you, I'd have to kill you..."

It's true I've been known to say "everything's a metaphor" but in this instance? not so much

 

[TwinkleStars]

"if I told you, I'd have to kill you..."

It's true I've been known to say "everything's a metaphor" but in this instance? not so much

Nope. I don't believe you. I have my code books and they say otherwise. You can't fool me, missy. I know what your up.

 

[silver gurl]

Back to shitty weather.

 

[Lazaran]

not around the small pond... the ones there have disappeared, too, except for the couple I mentioned. You're not the strawberry murderer

Strawberry Fields Forever???



Apparently not.

 

[Plasmaball]

If i ever met the previous owner of this house I'd be in jail.

I also don't feel like doing anything

 

[pink]

Breakfast sounds fucking good. I love eggs. Someone fly me to your house and cook me breakfast.

 

[pink]

If i ever met the previous owner of this house I'd be in jail.

I also don't feel like doing anything

We all feel that way at times. You're human.

 

[TwinkleStars]

Back to shitty weather.

Can I get some doggie pictures please? I need a cutie pick me up and those fur babies are perfect.

 

[phantom4533]

If breakfast at lunchtime is lazy, then what’s seafood chowder at 5am?

First breakfast

 

[phantom4533]

Cold pizza for breakfast at noon is decadent & lazy.

It’s not lazy if you cook an egg and put that on the pizza. But the yolk needs to be a bit runny. If you just fry it, then it’s lazy.

 

[Lazaran]

It’s not lazy if you cook an egg and put that on the pizza. But the yolk needs to be a bit runny. If you just fry it, then it’s lazy.

Even more decadent, and only marginally more ambitious. (So I’m obviously going to try it…)

 

[girlsmiley]

Back to shitty weather.

Why is the weather shit? Isn’t it spring time up there? Maybe it’s just taking a while to warm up. Honestly the last few weeks here have been ridiculously warm. At least now I don’t have to have the aircon going just to sleep. Sweaty back, sack, and crack weather.

Now, the winds are starting. The clouds are gathering. We get cute little pockets of rain. I actually enjoy hugs. The bed is nice to sleep in again. Your turn to cop the heat

 

[thør]

Big tracks in the snow with big claws last evening.....

 

[pink]

I still want eggs but I'm not rich.

 

[TwinkleStars]

I still want eggs but I'm not rich.

I remember seeing the prices for eggs and my first thought was, "Are these from dragons??!"

 

[Plasmaball]

We all feel that way at times. You're human.

Yeah. The dude painted over EVERYTHING

 

[thør]

I still want eggs but I'm not rich.

They are about $10 for 2 dozen at the local Costco.

 

[pink]

They are about $10 for 2 dozen at the local Costco.

That's crazy.

 

[TwinkleStars]

That's crazy.

You're better off buying a few chickens and a coop. It's probably cheaper to take care of an actual chicken.
https://media.tenor.com/nvithUWoUdcAAAAM/chicken-chicken-bro.gif

 

[Lorilei]

They are about $10 for 2 dozen at the local Costco.

That's cheaper than here. I paid $6.50 for a dozen.

 

[Plasmaball]

Don't eat eggs. Problem solved!

 

[ryan8558]

currently 3.99 a doz here