The Joy of Sex

[theWollstonecraftWoman]

See you guys and gals next week. The 6 o'clock hour nears and Sabbath approaches.

 

[MillieDynamite]

I’d love to reengage with the (rather simple) universe I created. But it would have to be tell a story worth telling.

Given how trepidatious I was, I think I probably grew more as a writer due to Coleoidphilia than anything else. No A Good Woman without it, no Jacob’s Progress. Hell, no Off the Shoulder.

Em

Just do it, come on, do it.

 

[EmilyMiller]

Just do it, come on, do it.

But I have run out of weird kinks to include:

1. Fucking machines
2. Restraint machines
3. Colonic irrigation
4. Threesomes
5. [Non-fetishized] interracial sex
6. Tentacle sex
7. BDSM / whips / clamping
8. Sex with your own doppelgänger
9. Lesbian sex
10. Lesbian FFF tentacle sex
11. Equine sex (kinda)
12. Futanari
13. Menstrual fetish
14. Caning
15. Ogre sex
16. Pregnancy fetish
17. Uniform fetish

I mean, without getting into I/T and non-con, what else is left?

Em

 

[EmilyMiller]

But I have run out of weird kinks to include:

1. Fucking machines
2. Restraint machines
3. Colonic irrigation
4. Threesomes
5. [Non-fetishized] interracial sex
6. Tentacle sex
7. BDSM / whips / clamping
8. Sex with your own doppelgänger
9. Lesbian sex
10. Lesbian FFF tentacle sex
11. Equine sex (kinda)
12. Futanari
13. Menstrual fetish
14. Caning
15. Ogre sex
16. Pregnancy fetish
17. Uniform fetish

I mean, without getting into I/T and non-con, what else is left?

Em

Did I mention anal? That kinda goes without saying, right ?

Em

 

[MillieDynamite]

WTF ANAL, I think not!

Did I mention anal? That kinda goes without saying, right ?

Em

 

[gunhilltrain]

I was raised in a very catholic family, went to catholic school, member of the CYO, my great uncle was a Jesuit priest in the Philippines, most of my dad's friends first name was "Father" I'm familiar with the religion.

I was spared attending Catholic schools - except for that one afternoon each week, which I think ended in 1966. In New York, a lot of people sent their kids to Catholic schools not for religious reasons, but because they were considered "better" than public schools.

Even so, lapsed Catholics make for good story characters.

 

[gunhilltrain]

The Catholic religion or denomination is a foreign thing to me. Any Christian faith is a little out of my wheelhouse. I would guess, the whole celibacy thing would cause many, many, many problems. Come to think about it, I have read something about that sort of thing and little boys with the priest.

I think the drive to end celibacy for the clergy was one of the driving forces behind the Protestant Reformation, but nobody would admit to that.

Sorry Emily, I'm handing the reins of this thread back to you.

 

[MillieDynamite]

I'd bet you're right on that.

I think the drive to end celibacy for the clergy was one of the driving forces behind the Protestant Reformation, but nobody would admit to that.

 

[EmilyMiller]

But I have run out of weird kinks to include:

1. Fucking machines
2. Restraint machines
3. Colonic irrigation
4. Threesomes
5. [Non-fetishized] interracial sex
6. Tentacle sex
7. BDSM / whips / clamping
8. Sex with your own doppelgänger
9. Lesbian sex
10. Lesbian FFF tentacle sex
11. Equine sex (kinda)
12. Futanari
13. Menstrual fetish
14. Caning
15. Ogre sex
16. Pregnancy fetish
17. Uniform fetish

I mean, without getting into I/T and non-con, what else is left?

Em

Oh and I have a hippogriff, a cyclops, a flying unicorn and a centaur. But they don’t get to have sex.

Em

 

[Duleigh]

Damn I should have had me wearing a lab coat and glasses. Maybe holding a Western Blot film as well. Perhaps a confocal microscope.

I do wear glasses, BTW. For reading and computer work. Increasingly for my phone as well, which is a new thing .

Em

Many moons ago, back before you were old enough to legally access this site (like that would have stopped you) a writer named kianareeves posted a series called Female Sexual Response about college students taking part in a research project. VERY HOT. Keep that labcoat handy.

 

[TxRad]

My daughter used to have a very voluminous friend who had a habit of wearing scrub tops and nothing else. Such beautiful memories.

 

[theWollstonecraftWoman]

Ah, to be young again, with a tiny waist, nice round ass, and big boobs only hidden by some tight fitting this or that. Scrubs are a bit short to wear, nothing else. If I'd gone around like that, I'd need to comb my hair.

 

[TxRad]

If I'd gone around like that, I'd need to comb my hair.

That happened quite often but usually involved a tongue or two.