The Literotica Airlines

[thump]

(this may be the dumbest thread ever but...)

We are now accepting applications for flight crew members. A short resume is required.

 

[omahaman2]

(this may be the dumbest thread ever but...)

We are now accepting applications for flight crew members. A short resume is required.

Your offices are ready!

 

[thump]

Your offices are ready!

Perfect! thanks

 

[DLL]

(this may be the dumbest thread ever but...)

We are now accepting applications for flight crew members. A short resume is required.

Just look at me do I really need a resume???

 

[thump]

Just look at me do I really need a resume???

actually, I dont think you even need to fill out an application.

 

[guylondon1980]

Frequent Flyer Programme

...not applying for a job but definitely interested in flying. When do we take off?

PS. With cabin crew like DLL then there should never be an empty seat!!!

 

[thump]

...not applying for a job but definitely interested in flying. When do we take off?

PS. With cabin crew like DLL then there should never be an empty seat!!!

As soon as we get all of the crew hired. Not sure where we are going...we just may fly around in circles. By the way, DLL is going to be in charge of the first class section.

 

[guylondon1980]

1st class service

...Just as well I travel first class. Will be expecting some rewards through the frequent flyers programme!!!

 

[Jail]

I'd like to apply for the Cock Pit stewardess position

 

[guylondon1980]

Frequent flyer

...I'm considering a career change. How does one become a pilot on this airline?

 

[Jail]

...I'm considering a career change. How does one become a pilot on this airline?

It depends on how many hours you've flown someone

 

[guylondon1980]

...uniforms

The cabin crew need some sexy uniforms. Anyone have any ideas?

 

[Jail]

The cabin crew need some sexy uniforms. Anyone have any ideas?

Come fly with me?

http://www.costumesinc.com/Costumes/images/small/56091-std.jpg

 

[guylondon1980]

1st class service

...The uniforms look great. Fittings should take place immediately!

What are the differences between 1st and standard class services?

We need more cabin crew unless we are flying private jets!

 

[Jail]

...The uniforms look great. Fittings should take place immediately!

What are the differences between 1st and standard class services?

We need more cabin crew unless we are flying private jets!

1st class swallows

2nd class doesn't

 

[pink]

I'd like to apply for the Cock Pit stewardess position

LMAOOOOOOOOOO There is no one better qualified.

 

[Jail]

LMAOOOOOOOOOO There is no one better qualified.

yeah yeah, I know

 

[thump]

I'd like to apply for the Cock Pit stewardess position

I think you would be perfect for that...

 

[thump]

1st class swallows

2nd class doesn't

and First class gets their champaigne on a stewardess' stomach, second class gets beer in a dixie cup

 

[Jail]

I think you would be perfect for that...

You just want me to sit on your cock, thump

 

[thump]

...The uniforms look great. Fittings should take place immediately!

What are the differences between 1st and standard class services?

We need more cabin crew unless we are flying private jets!

Actually we are having our planes remodeled...bigger restrooms...with a hot tub.

 

[thump]

You just want me to sit on your cock, thump

yep and I will be praying for lots of turbulance

 

[Jail]

yep and I will be praying for lots of turbulance

But then you'd spill something. I can't get my uniform dirty.

 

[thump]

But then you'd spill something. I can't get my uniform dirty.

hmmm well how about if just take it off for awhile...besides we have to check out the hot tub and make sure it is working right.

 

[Archangel_5607]

Since im a chef. i'd like to apply for a food related job on
the plane