The Literotica Airlines

[Jail]

Yes please....

*once in the tub, I pass Coquette and pink glasses of orange juice and champagne*

 

[Nathon_88]

I'll take the super first class seat! You -do- fly out of Seoul, right? I'll take the bedroom from Seoul to New York, please.

(Honestly, I'd pay for a first class seat on a regular airline if I could have a bed.....Lit Airline? Hell, someone's likely to climb in with me!)

 

[Jail]

I'll take the super first class seat! You -do- fly out of Seoul, right? I'll take the bedroom from Seoul to New York, please.

(Honestly, I'd pay for a first class seat on a regular airline if I could have a bed.....Lit Airline? Hell, someone's likely to climb in with me!)

Well, since this is our maiden voyage, this is a special flight.........taking us around the world.

How many pillows do you want for your bedroom?

 

[pink]

Oh another passenger.

*takes pink's arm and directs her to the hot tub, to join Coquette*

*slipping off my clothes, slipping in the hot tube naked and sighing* Damn, now where's Jack?

 

[Nathon_88]

Well, since this is our maiden voyage, this is a special flight.........taking us around the world.

How many pillows do you want for your bedroom?

Lots. Lots. and Lots.

Just cover the bed in pillows...we can throw them out to make room for people as they climb in.

 

[Jail]

*slipping off my clothes, slipping in the hot tube naked and sighing* Damn, now where's Jack?

he missed the flight *smirks*

 

[Jail]

Lots. Lots. and Lots.

Just cover the bed in pillows...we can throw them out to make room for people as they climb in.

well now, aren't you just the most courteous passenger

 

[pink]

he missed the flight *smirks*

Yes, he's too tired.

 

[techsan]

Any cabin worth its salt needs beds right? Well, I'm qualified around beds ... 'specially mussing 'em up with the stews.

 

[Jail]

yes, and for the cocktail weiners with too much sauce on them, there's a spitter bag in the seat in front of you.....even though most of first class swallows

Do you do tossed salads too?

 

[Jail]

Any cabin worth its salt needs beds right? Well, I'm qualified around beds ... 'specially mussing 'em up with the stews.

And I just happen to have the right "stew pot"

 

[techsan]

wide variety of meat, steak in particular

Damned cheap airlines! Only serves round steak!

 

[techsan]

No need to be afraid darlin...just lay in the hot tub, close your eyes and you wont even know you are flying

Fact is, you might swear you wuz getting fucked ... but then that never happens in the air, right?

 

[Jail]

Damned cheap airlines! Only serves round steak!

ah, but round and thick steak, babes

 

[techsan]

Oh they are complimentary

...or complementary, even!

 

[techsan]

i love flying, this is my kind of airlines.

oooooooooooooooo...I thought you said "hairlines"

 

[Jail]

Fact is, you might swear you wuz getting fucked ... but then that never happens in the air, right?

Where do you think Frequent Flyers miles come from?

 

[techsan]

*slipping off my clothes, slipping in the hot tube naked and sighing* Damn, now where's Jack?

Oh, damn, Pink...that was a real classic...you had me believing you were heading to the hot tub and here you went for the hot tube...LMFAO

 

[techsan]

Ya know, I'm a kind of handy man ... done a little carpentry, a little cooking (bedroom and kitchen both), some puter work and ever a little jet mechanics... maybe I could be your "Jack OFF all trades"

 

[techsan]

And I just happen to have the right "stew pot"

C'mon, honey, let's go talk about mixing up something tasty...maybe a hot pussy fondue with a creamy froth

 

[techsan]

ah, but round and thick steak, babes

I got this feeling that if I let you tend to my steak, with your hot oven it'll be scorched in no time ... let's do it!

 

[techsan]

Where do you think Frequent Flyers miles come from?

I dunno but I think I just got the first class treatment ... fly me anytime, babe!

 

[Jail]

Ya know, I'm a kind of handy man ... done a little carpentry, a little cooking (bedroom and kitchen both), some puter work and ever a little jet mechanics... maybe I could be your "Jack OFF all trades"

Kinda handy with your "tool" are you.

 

[Jail]

C'mon, honey, let's go talk about mixing up something tasty...maybe a hot pussy fondue with a creamy froth

as long as we don't get any liquids on my uniform. I have to always look my best you know, baby

 

[techsan]

Kinda handy with your "tool" are you.

Welllllllll, YEAH! It makes a great screw-driver. Wanna see?