The lonely hearts thread

[ElizabethWest]

You guys think it's lonely being single...you should try being married!! I have never been more alone!! This really sucks, and hurts!

Been there, babe. Hang in there.

 

[pink]

Been there, babe. Hang in there.

Good evening, EW.

 

[ElizabethWest]

Good evening, EW.

Hiya, Pink.

How are you tonight?

 

[pink]

Hiya, Pink.

How are you tonight?

i'm horny. LOL Other then that i'm fine. Too many damn sexy men on Lit.

 

[ElizabethWest]

i'm horny. LOL Other then that i'm fine. Too many damn sexy men on Lit.

Amen, Sistah.

Too bad I can't get my hands on any of them.

 

[SimpleGifts]

i'm horny. LOL Other then that i'm fine. Too many damn sexy men on Lit.

I'm horny too...and no women around who will provide relief. How tragic...

SG

 

[pink]

Amen, Sistah.

Too bad I can't get my hands on any of them.

i might hurt them, if i did.

 

[pink]

I'm horny too...and no women around who will provide relief. How tragic...

SG

Join the horny club, honey.

 

[ElizabethWest]

I'm horny too...and no women around who will provide relief. How tragic...

SG

Hi SG!

Yeah, I can never find relief when I need it.

 

[ElizabethWest]

i might hurt them, if i did.

I'm sure there's one or two who wouldn't mind.

 

[pink]

I'm sure there's one or two who wouldn't mind.

i think we need to change the name of this thread to the horny thread.

 

[ElizabethWest]

i think we need to change the name of this thread to the horny thread.

Instead of the lonely hearts, we can be the lusty loins!

 

[pink]

Instead of the lonely hearts, we can be the lusty loins!

ahahahaaha perfect

 

[SecretLove69]

Horny and lonely - probably 20%-80% - LoneLY is way way way out in the lead.

 

[ElizabethWest]

I like this rhyming game.

Lonely hearts, horny parts.

 

[IrezumiKiss]

i might hurt them, if i did.

Some of us might like that, if the hurtin' comes from sexy ladies like you.

Just watch the left clavicle. Those old bear clawing accidents die hard.

 

[pink]

Some of us might like that, if the hurtin' comes from sexy ladies like you.

Just watch the left clavicle. Those old bear clawing accidents die hard.

Bear?

 

[ElizabethWest]

Hey Pink, ever fantasized about a threesome with Grizzly Adams?

 

[pink]

Hey Pink, ever fantasized about a threesome with Grizzly Adams?

ahahahahaha Noooooooo, can't say that i ever have.

 

[IrezumiKiss]

ahahahahaha Noooooooo, can't say that i ever have.

What about a handsome stranger with a grizzly beard? Or a neatly trimmed goatee? Or just poseur sideburns?

 

[ElizabethWest]

ahahahahaha Noooooooo, can't say that i ever have.

There's a first time for everything.

 

[ElizabethWest]

What about a handsome stranger with a grizzly beard? Or a neatly trimmed goatee? Or just poseur sideburns?

I don't think it's above the neck that she's interested in.

 

[pink]

What about a handsome stranger with a grizzly beard? Or a neatly trimmed goatee? Or just poseur sideburns?

Oh hell, goatees make my thighs melt.

 

[poppy1963]

Harry Enfield

Hello All...Hope the weekend is a decent one for ya! I love the "Lusty Loins" Club idea! Just sayin'...

Anyway, Antrast has posted some Harry Enfield YouTube videos in her "How To Find a Husband" Thread...lol...funny. But he also has others and OMG are they hilarious. The one I laughed the hardest at was "Methods of Self Defence"...Here's the link:

Harry Enfield: Methods of Self Defence

I keep downloading the videos...hee hee!

Take a peek if you want some laughs. I guess he had a show in the UK which is off the air now. He has a website, of course, as well.

 

[Henry]

hello all