The lonely hearts thread

[ElizabethWest]

Here. Here. Naughtiness.

http://techhelpers.net/e4u/drink/trink08.gif

What're we drinkin'?

 

[QuantumJitters]

What're we drinkin'?

Water but I'm thinking you were looking for something stronger so, Jack Daniels!

 

[ElizabethWest]

Water but I'm thinking you were looking for something stronger so, Jack Daniels!

I'm not into anything that hard. Not liquor anyway.

 

[QuantumJitters]

I'm not into anything that hard. Not liquor anyway.

ok then, she wants something softer. Pina Colata?

 

[ElizabethWest]

ok then, she wants something softer. Pina Colata?

Strawberry daquiri is my usual weapon of choice.

 

[QuantumJitters]

Strawberry daquiri is my usual weapon of choice.

Then Strawberry daiquiri it is.

 

[Guest]

i finally got some sleep

 

[ElizabethWest]

Then Strawberry daiquiri it is.

What a girlie looking drink.

http://www.montegobayidaho.com/images/strawberry_daiquiri.jpg

Maybe I should get a Long Island Iced Tea instead. That would lay me on my ass in a matter of minutes.

 

[ElizabethWest]

i finally got some sleep

Do you work nights?

 

[Guest]

Do you work nights?

no, i get insomnia....it comes and goes but still sucks.

 

[ElizabethWest]

no, i get insomnia....it comes and goes but still sucks.

That sucks. I used to have that problem sometimes, but not really bad. I can usually sleep anywhere, anytime now.

 

[QuantumJitters]

http://images.art.com/images/-/Nancy-Overton/Long-Island-Ice-Tea--C10141642.jpeg

Here ya go!

 

[Guest]

I can usually sleep anywhere, anytime now.

thats it....rub it in

 

[ElizabethWest]

http://images.art.com/images/-/Nancy-Overton/Long-Island-Ice-Tea--C10141642.jpeg

Here ya go!

Trying to get me drunk, QJ?

 

[Henry]

Evening, lovely lonelies.

I hope no one is here tonight, you all deserve better.

yep i do deserve it..but not staying...enjoy your night.

 

[ElizabethWest]

thats it....rub it in

Sorry.

Wish you could get the rest you need.

 

[QuantumJitters]

Trying to get me drunk, QJ?

Moi? No, innocent here!

 

[Guest]

Sorry.

Wish you could get the rest you need.

maybe a nice man would help

 

[QuantumJitters]

maybe a nice man would help

Excuse me from butting in but we guys, we usually cause the sleeplessness. We are difficult at times. It's in our charter.

 

[Guest]

Excuse me from butting in but we guys, we usually cause the sleeplessness. We are difficult at times. It's in our charter.

maybe so but at least i wouldn't be alone and i'd have fun, too

 

[ElizabethWest]

Moi? No, innocent here!

Oui, toi.

I've heard that before.

 

[ElizabethWest]

maybe a nice man would help

Do you know any? We seem to be having a shortage down here.

Hi Henry.

 

[Guest]

Do you know any? We seem to be having a shortage down here.

Hi Henry.

nope, there's a shortage here also.....the men here are either drunk, married or drunk and married

 

[ElizabethWest]

nope, there's a shortage here also.....the men here are either drunk, married or drunk and married

Or gay. Don't forget gay.

Story of my life. Hopefully I won't be falling in love with anymore of them.

 

[QuantumJitters]

*keeps mouth tightly shut.*