The new Naked Party Thread.

[voluptuary_manque2]

A what ??
A glass of Zinfandel, is it ?

I'll take a hot buttered rum, thanks.

An Instant Pot is a combination pressure cooker/slow cooker/rice cooker/etc. It's a very useful device. I cook the Poodle's rice in it and it is the perfect vessel for dried beans. Does a decent job on a turkey breast, too, if you stick it under the broiler for a few minutes afterwards to brown the skin.

I really love autumn but the drabanddrear of winter gets old after a few months.

 

[Handley_Page]

I'll take a hot buttered rum, thanks.

An Instant Pot is a combination pressure cooker/slow cooker/rice cooker/etc. It's a very useful device. I cook the Poodle's rice in it and it is the perfect vessel for dried beans. Does a decent job on a turkey breast, too, if you stick it under the broiler for a few minutes afterwards to brown the skin.

I really love autumn but the drabanddrear of winter gets old after a few months.

That looks handy; thanks. Apparently, we can get them in the UK.
Olaf; a Hot buttered Rum for my friend here, please.
And Vodka (the Finnish type, please) for Molly..

 

[SweetWitch]

Apparently, I'm now a farmer. We're in probate, and all the buildings need to be pulled down as they are not worth the ground upon which they stand, and I'm going to need a second job to pay off the debt, but I'm a farmer.

You keep talking like that and you're going to end up with a hot red ass.

Now go write something dark and violent to get all this shit out. Scare the shit out of your reader base.

You think you're man enough to fan my ass? Seriously, the last man who tried that is still remembering how painful that was for him. He's in a lot of pain still. The bitch should know better than to raise his hands to me.

Oh, no, Molly.
Not for a long time should you need it.
Can I get you a suitable drink ?

Tequila. Neat. Thanks.

Among the other catastropes of the season, I just destroyed my Instant Pot. Damn, I never expected to get this dependent on the thing.

That sucks. When you have an appliance you like, it's a pain in the ass to lose it. I'd send you one for Christmas, but I've sworn off the holiday for all present and future purposes.

Molly, I am so very sorry for your loss. Nothing I can say will make you feel any better but I am sending you a very gentle hug and I will say a prayer for your father and for you and your family. It's heart wrenching to lose your dad... I know.

I hope that you find peace and calm in your heart. Time helps you to remember all of the good things.

Thank you, sweetie. If anyone tells you Covid is a farce, let them know that people are dying from it. My father is proof of it. I'd like to say, "living proof" but he's gone now.

 

[SweetWitch]

Just got off the phone with the bear. We swapped cooking tips and talked about naughty foot rubs. Ah, memories.

 

[Handley_Page]

Just got off the phone with the bear. We swapped cooking tips and talked about naughty foot rubs. Ah, memories.

Give 'im my regards when next you speak to him please.

Olaf; a large Tequilla for the lady.

 

[SweetWitch]

Give 'im my regards when next you speak to him please.

Olaf; a large Tequilla for the lady.

Will do.

Um, I may have had enough tequila.

 

[Handley_Page]

Will do.

Um, I may have had enough tequila.

Well, put it into an air-tight container and drink it later perhaps ?

Gettin' used to new glasses is taking a while.

 

[Imupforitbaby69]

Hi there, I made it. The new me, the old acc no longer works, but im here and im drinking, smoking, waiting for yall

 

[SweetWitch]

Well, put it into an air-tight container and drink it later perhaps ?

Gettin' used to new glasses is taking a while.

I hate breaking in new glasses.

Hi there, I made it. The new me, the old acc no longer works, but im here and im drinking, smoking, waiting for yall

Welcome to Naked. I'm not sure who you were previously, but welcome anyway.

 

[Handley_Page]

Hi there, I made it. The new me, the old acc no longer works, but im here and im drinking, smoking, waiting for yall

And right welcome you are, too.

 

[P_j93]

good morning to all

 

[Handley_Page]

good morning to all

Well, it's afternoon here, but Good Morning is bid to you

 

[MarriedMumbaiMom]

Naked party????

 

[P_j93]

well i am naked, and its a party ...

 

[Handley_Page]

Just tuck yourselves into a convenient spot and enjoy a glass of something refreshing.Should you need a bath or something, ask one of the handmaidens to show you the way.

Olaf, a glass of something refreshing all round please.

 

[HotBrand]

I'm so pleased to see that the party that should never end ... hasn't ... ended ...

... you know that feeling when you arrive a naked party for the first time, and you need an immortal opening line to really wow everyone?

Yeah, the pressure got to me. Hi.

*cough* ... *testicles bounce a bit as if attending a physical examination*

So ... drinks?

 

[Handley_Page]

I'm so pleased to see that the party that should never end ... hasn't ... ended ...

... you know that feeling when you arrive a naked party for the first time, and you need an immortal opening line to really wow everyone?

Yeah, the pressure got to me. Hi.

*cough* ... *testicles bounce a bit as if attending a physical examination*

So ... drinks?

Ask Olaf at the Bar; he has almost every drink in the known world.
One thing though; do not, if at all possible, attempt to disturb the Dragon in the cave at the back. He can spit a fire hot enough to melt titanium.

 

[30bandits]

Hi there, I made it. The new me, the old acc no longer works, but im here and im drinking, smoking, waiting for yall

but....are you nakey ?.....

 

[Haulover]

but....are you nakey ?.....

'Course 30bandits is 'nakey' - they don't let you in unless you're nakey!

It's Christmas Eve, so I don't care what time it is - I'm going to substitute my usual morning coffee with an espresso martini. 'Scuze me while I make my way to the bar...

 

[HotBrand]

'Course 30bandits is 'nakey' - they don't let you in unless you're nakey!

It's Christmas Eve, so I don't care what time it is - I'm going to substitute my usual morning coffee with an espresso martini. 'Scuze me while I make my way to the bar...

I had my first espresso martini only last year. I was so pleasantly surprised!

I mean ... it doesn't sound like it should work, right? But it totally does.

... so I may have to join you for one. Just one.

 

[Haulover]

I had my first espresso martini only last year. I was so pleasantly surprised!

I mean ... it doesn't sound like it should work, right? But it totally does.

... so I may have to join you for one. Just one.

Glad to have you join me!

Cheers-

 

[SweetWitch]

Naked party????

Well, in a manner of speaking. Naked refers more to taking off your troubles, political crap, and overt opinions, and just allow yourself to be with friends of all races, thoughts, opinions, and designs. Just be your mentally naked self.

good morning to all

And to you.

I'm so pleased to see that the party that should never end ... hasn't ... ended ...

... you know that feeling when you arrive a naked party for the first time, and you need an immortal opening line to really wow everyone?

Yeah, the pressure got to me. Hi.

*cough* ... *testicles bounce a bit as if attending a physical examination*

So ... drinks?

Could you tuck in your balls? If they hit my should again, I may swat back.

but....are you nakey ?.....

Just be your naked self.

 

[SweetWitch]

Oh, and Merry Christmas to all.

 

[HotBrand]

Could you tuck in your balls? If they hit my should again, I may swat back.

Your shoulder? Well, I guess my handstand entrance wasn't the showstopper I expected.

You assumed that a swat isn't exactly what I would like ...

You were right. I don't want that. Consider me taped back now.

And a Merry Christmas to everyone. Have a splendid day!

 

[SweetWitch]

Your shoulder? Well, I guess my handstand entrance wasn't the showstopper I expected.

You assumed that a swat isn't exactly what I would like ...

You were right. I don't want that. Consider me taped back now.

And a Merry Christmas to everyone. Have a splendid day!

I appreciate your consideration. Nothing like a loose set of balls to mess up the day.